saint_stevo Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 sh@gs before a bird wants a relationship with you? 5? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 1, in most cases with me is usually just after i've kissed them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 1 **** and they never come back normally. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 Have you not got past 4 yet?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 17 February, 2011 Author Share Posted 17 February, 2011 i put in a shift first time and now she keeps coming back for more. Recently started wanting to hug and watch DVD's n stuff so getting concerned Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 i put in a shift first time and now she keeps coming back for more. Recently started wanting to hug and watch DVD's n stuff so getting concerned get rid of her, she sounds like a fruit cake. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 You lothario you! You could test her willingness with the tricky brown. If she wants to cuddle you after you've smashed it in off the pink you are f****d. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 17 February, 2011 Author Share Posted 17 February, 2011 get rid of her, she sounds like a fruit cake. Currently she is the only option for a bit of ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 Give her guide dog and bus pass back FFS Stevo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 Currently she is the only option for a bit of ............ Cuddling? Scrabble?? Cheap meat on a Thursday??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 i put in a shift first time and now she keeps coming back for more. Recently started wanting to hug and watch DVD's n stuff so getting concerned I want to know more about the secret life of lothario Stevo! BTFBTBTSOOC PS: Wingman back later on, just taken THE call! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 17 February, 2011 Author Share Posted 17 February, 2011 I want to know more about the secret life of lothario Stevo! BTFBTBTSOOC PS: Wingman back later on, just taken THE call! I cannot imagine what all that stands for. Loving it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 I cannot imagine what all that stands for. Loving it It's all good. Something about "bashing clunge", if you remember correctly! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 I usually just have to go to the cinema and hold their hand. Or their penis. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 Two sh::g rule. You're not getting out of this one without a fight. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 17 February, 2011 Author Share Posted 17 February, 2011 Have had to block her from commeting on or liking my fbk statuses... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 17 February, 2011 Share Posted 17 February, 2011 1, in most cases with me is usually just after i've kissed them. you kiss? pansy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Griffo Posted 18 February, 2011 Share Posted 18 February, 2011 You could always kill her, take her home and then have sex as often as you like? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 18 February, 2011 Share Posted 18 February, 2011 Quick finger and a nosh (for me) in Burger King toilets. That's all it took. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparkySaint Posted 18 February, 2011 Share Posted 18 February, 2011 Have had to block her from commeting on or liking my fbk statuses... Whoever created facebook needs to be shot. Stringing a few girls along has become so much more difficult Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 18 February, 2011 Author Share Posted 18 February, 2011 Whoever created facebook needs to be shot. Stringing a few girls along has become so much more difficult This. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 18 February, 2011 Share Posted 18 February, 2011 Whoever created facebook needs to be shot. Stringing a few girls along has become so much more difficult Simon likes this. Simon is now a fan of SparkySaint. You have 1 new friend request. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SparkySaint Posted 22 February, 2011 Share Posted 22 February, 2011 Its also funny to see how long it takes till they realise that you have deleted them form your friends Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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