Turkish Posted 16 February, 2011 Posted 16 February, 2011 (edited) I reckon its Dell Days. Jamie, with his army back ground would be fit and used to combat, trained to kill. He also lives in Plymouth which is a rough city and i am sure he must have been a victim of squaddie bashing by the locals, but having seen a picture of him his boyish good looks lend you to believe that he must have come out on top. Plus he also likes to wear vests under shirts so he can rip the shirt off when going into combat, like John McClane did in Die Hard. I think this is Jamies role model. Edited 16 February, 2011 by Turkish
Turkish Posted 16 February, 2011 Author Posted 16 February, 2011 It'll happen. Good lad, nothing wrong with a bit of ambition. Becoming a mod on an internet forum is a fantastic aim in life to have.
Saintandy666 Posted 16 February, 2011 Posted 16 February, 2011 Good lad, nothing wrong with a bit of ambition. Becoming a mod on an internet forum is a fantastic aim in life to have. You know I meant that this thread will eventually be moved to the muppet show. Do you know what else constitutes a fantastic life? Discussing who the 'hardest' person on an internet forum is...
Turkish Posted 16 February, 2011 Author Posted 16 February, 2011 You know I meant that this thread will eventually be moved to the muppet show. Do you know what else constitutes a fantastic life? Discussing who the 'hardest' person on an internet forum is... you are not as ambitious as i thought then, i thought you meant that you had lofty ambitions to be Baj's padawan I am only delivering what the members wanted, for many, like Verbal, Deppo and Super Mikey this is their only medium for any form of one up man ship against their peers.
Barney Trubble Posted 16 February, 2011 Posted 16 February, 2011 I always have an erection when I go onto the main board. I'm not that big though, just over three inches.
Turkish Posted 16 February, 2011 Author Posted 16 February, 2011 dunno, but I bet they wear Stone Island True hardmen dont wear Stone Island, they wear vests.
Hatch Posted 16 February, 2011 Posted 16 February, 2011 Do Stone Island make vests, maybe they should
Turkish Posted 16 February, 2011 Author Posted 16 February, 2011 (edited) this http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_P_L02XxLyWQ/S5Lb8UnJVLI/AAAAAAAACtQ/1p6KHEHpaVc/s1600-h/Jeff+Marsh.jpg or this http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_fD7ObnUtgx0/TB6ZJckcLcI/AAAAAAAAAUU/v15l4_Ebu4Y/s1600/bradpitt_fightclub.jpg http://filmpopper.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/05/die-hard.jpg Edited 16 February, 2011 by Turkish
dune Posted 16 February, 2011 Posted 16 February, 2011 (edited) I reckon its Dell Days. Jamie, with his army back ground would be fit and used to combat, trained to kill. He also lives in Plymouth which is a rough city and i am sure he must have been a victim of squaddie bashing by the locals, but having seen a picture of him his boyish good looks lend you to believe that he must have come out on top. Plus he also likes to wear vests under shirts so he can rip the shirt off when going into combat, like John McClane did in Die Hard. I think this is Jamies role model. Yeh definitely. Beneath that loveable exterior i reckon he's a lethal weapon. I think it's cos we all respect jamies status at the top of the tree that everyone comes round to his forum views. Edited 16 February, 2011 by dune
thesaint sfc Posted 16 February, 2011 Posted 16 February, 2011 you're only hard in the boys toilets. LOL
dune Posted 16 February, 2011 Posted 16 February, 2011 you are not as ambitious as i thought then, i thought you meant that you had lofty ambitions to be Baj's padawan. To be fair we all strive for this. It's like getting a OBE. If i ever get to peel bojs grapes i'd be cuffed to bits.
thesaint sfc Posted 16 February, 2011 Posted 16 February, 2011 I bet I've been punched in the face more than anyone else on this forum.
dune Posted 16 February, 2011 Posted 16 February, 2011 I bet I've been punched in the face more than anyone else on this forum. why did this occur?
dune Posted 16 February, 2011 Posted 16 February, 2011 Because I'm an annoying c*nt. Thatd explain why i've still got my boyish good looks.
thesaint sfc Posted 16 February, 2011 Posted 16 February, 2011 Oh I'm still beautiful. Although I'm only 21 so I'm sure I've got a few years of having my face smashed in yet.
dune Posted 16 February, 2011 Posted 16 February, 2011 Oh I'm still beautiful. Although I'm only 21 so I'm sure I've got a few years of having my face smashed in yet. If you were more like Mikey you'd be able to debate ur way out of it by calling on that encyclopedic knowledge of everything. If you were more like Delldays no-one would even try it on. You're just one of the unlucky ones.
thesaint sfc Posted 16 February, 2011 Posted 16 February, 2011 If you were more like Mikey you'd be able to debate ur way out of it by calling on that encyclopedic knowledge of everything. If you were more like Delldays no-one would even try it on. You're just one of the unlucky ones. I'm a lot more beautiful than those 2. I don't have man tits or the brains of an ingrowing toenail either, so I'd still rather be me.
SuperMikey Posted 17 February, 2011 Posted 17 February, 2011 Ur super in other areas. Have you come down yet? You were (even more) mental yesterday!
dune Posted 17 February, 2011 Posted 17 February, 2011 Have you come down yet? You were (even more) mental yesterday! I don't know what ur talking about Mikey.
Turkish Posted 17 February, 2011 Author Posted 17 February, 2011 In english please. is txt spk dune m8, mikie is da yoof so e is clwd up an e nose wot da score is wen e is tawking. E is sow cleva an nows everyfink, der aint nufink e dont no about, lol! I wish i woz lyk supa Mikie, is da best, PMSL!
Turkish Posted 17 February, 2011 Author Posted 17 February, 2011 Yeh definitely. Beneath that loveable exterior i reckon he's a lethal weapon. I think it's cos we all respect jamies status at the top of the tree that everyone comes round to his forum views. Jamie is like a boy band version of Bronson (not the actor the prisoner) Which is a leathal thing to be, people might be fooled by his looks and think he is a pushover but press the wrong button and he is capable of unleashing hell, extreme violence in matter of seconds.
skintsaint Posted 17 February, 2011 Posted 17 February, 2011 I'm so hard even your nightmares are scared of me.
Turkish Posted 17 February, 2011 Author Posted 17 February, 2011 the problem you have fighting Jamie is he'd taken so many beatings as a kid that he weren't scared of anyone. And the correct medical term for that is a "total f*ckin' psycho".
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 17 February, 2011 Posted 17 February, 2011 I reckon its Dell Days. Jamie, with his army back ground would be fit and used to combat, trained to kill. He also lives in Plymouth which is a rough city and i am sure he must have been a victim of squaddie bashing by the locals, but having seen a picture of him his boyish good looks lend you to believe that he must have come out on top. Plus he also likes to wear vests under shirts so he can rip the shirt off when going into combat, like John McClane did in Die Hard. I think this is Jamies role model. To be fair, I was at Uni in Plymouth and the squaddies (marines) really aren't that hard. They tended to start on students who were 5'10" or less, but if you're tall and more stacked they don't even look at you. We used to go into Jesters on Union street as a laugh. Which reminds me, the birds are proper hard.
Turkish Posted 17 February, 2011 Author Posted 17 February, 2011 To be fair, I was at Uni in Plymouth and the squaddies (marines) really aren't that hard. They tended to start on students who were 5'10" or less, but if you're tall and more stacked they don't even look at you. We used to go into Jesters on Union street as a laugh. Which reminds me, the birds are proper hard. No wonder Jamie runs Plymouth, he needs some competition to give him something to fight for. I think when he leaves the forces he should move to Peckham and take that manor over.
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 17 February, 2011 Posted 17 February, 2011 No wonder Jamie runs Plymouth, he needs some competition to give him something to fight for. I think when he leaves the forces he should move to Peckham and take that manor over. Behind his beard is another fist...
Wurzel Posted 17 February, 2011 Posted 17 February, 2011 I reckon its Dell Days. Jamie, with his army back ground would be fit and used to combat, trained to kill. He also lives in Plymouth which is a rough city and i am sure he must have been a victim of squaddie bashing by the locals, but having seen a picture of him his boyish good looks lend you to believe that he must have come out on top. Plus he also likes to wear vests under shirts so he can rip the shirt off when going into combat, like John McClane did in Die Hard. I think this is Jamies role model.
Wadge Posted 17 February, 2011 Posted 17 February, 2011 If SRS was still on here it would be over already, Stu is pwoper nawwty and would eat Dell Days for brunch.
Saint_clark Posted 17 February, 2011 Posted 17 February, 2011 Muppet Show. who made you a mod? It'll happen.
Turkish Posted 17 February, 2011 Author Posted 17 February, 2011 Does that make you feel good? No one messes with St Clark. He has been mentored by Qui Gon Baj and been well instructed in the ways of the forum.
Saint_clark Posted 17 February, 2011 Posted 17 February, 2011 Does that make you feel good? Yes Dune. I cracked one out over the redirect link in the lounge.
dune Posted 17 February, 2011 Posted 17 February, 2011 Yes Dune. I cracked one out over the redirect link in the lounge. I believe you.
Turkish Posted 17 February, 2011 Author Posted 17 February, 2011 If SRS was still on here it would be over already, Stu is pwoper nawwty and would eat Dell Days for brunch. SRS was all mouth, Jamie is quiet and doesn't rise to his bait, they are the ones that you need to watch, underneath that button collar oxford cotton shirt is a killing machine waiting to explode.
scotty Posted 17 February, 2011 Posted 17 February, 2011 SRS was all mouth, Jamie is quiet and doesn't rise to his bait, they are the ones that you need to watch, underneath that button collar oxford cotton shirt is a killing machine waiting to explode. that is accurate. My nephew, whos a heavyset body builder and martial arts expert works as a bouncer on friday and saturday nights, hes employed by a local security firm. I once asked him if the firm also did debt recovery, he said I think so, I'll ask the boss, who offered to sort the matter out foc. The bounced cheque was promptly replaced with cash which the boss brought round in person to my place. A nicer looking and more friendly chap I have never met, when I mentioned that to the nephew he laughed and said "he's also the nastiest most vicious c*nt you'll ever meet, why do you think hes in charge of a firm like this, even his staff are scared sh*tless of him"
dune Posted 17 February, 2011 Posted 17 February, 2011 that is accurate. My nephew, whos a heavyset body builder and martial arts expert works as a bouncer on friday and saturday nights, hes employed by a local security firm. I once asked him if the firm also did debt recovery, he said I think so, I'll ask the boss, who offered to sort the matter out foc. The bounced cheque was promptly replaced with cash which the boss brought round in person to my place. A nicer looking and more friendly chap I have never met, when I mentioned that to the nephew he laughed and said "he's also the nastiest most vicious c*nt you'll ever meet, why do you think hes in charge of a firm like this, even his staff are scared sh*tless of him" I think you should post this in Jamies career change thread.
notnowcato Posted 17 February, 2011 Posted 17 February, 2011 that is accurate. My nephew, whos a heavyset body builder and martial arts expert works as a bouncer on friday and saturday nights, hes employed by a local security firm. I once asked him if the firm also did debt recovery, he said I think so, I'll ask the boss, who offered to sort the matter out foc. The bounced cheque was promptly replaced with cash which the boss brought round in person to my place. A nicer looking and more friendly chap I have never met, when I mentioned that to the nephew he laughed and said "he's also the nastiest most vicious c*nt you'll ever meet, why do you think hes in charge of a firm like this, even his staff are scared sh*tless of him" You do realise that all you have done is sold your debt?
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