If it was your birthday in a week.....

[saint_stevo]

and you were 23, what would you want?

 

£50 and under

[Scudamore]

A heart transplant...

[Pancake]

and you were 23, what would you want?

 

£50 and under

 

Male or female? What kind of relationship to you? I mena, its no point me saying "get them a Wii game" if its your sweetheart; similarly, there is no point buying your brother some lingerie from La Senza.

[dubai_phil]

It's my birthday in less than a week, I'm double 23 and more and all I wanted was to be at the Watford game which IS less than 50 quid.

 

But it's 600 quid for the airfare so sod that I'd settle for a new computer desk that doesn't give me RSI

[saint_stevo]

Male or female? What kind of relationship to you? I mena, its no point me saying "get them a Wii game" if its your sweetheart; similarly, there is no point buying your brother some lingerie from La Senza.

 

Er, its for me and i have no idea what i want, from anyone!

[Durleyfos]

A £50 note from everyone I know.

[scott_saints]

Just get money. Why let some other c**t choose something for you when you might not like it?!

 

Get the money and buy what YOU want.

 

Labia.

[Colinjb]

Take the money down the local pub. Result.

[Scudamore]

Lingerie from La Senza it is then...

[Pancake]

Lingerie from La Senza it is then (for Stevo)...

 

Right, Im off-line for another 10 mins then

[Hatch]

Binoculars

[Weston Super Saint]

A £50 note from everyone I know.

 

That's not under £50

[Hatch]

That's not under £50

 

Durleys £50s are only worth £9.

[Weston Super Saint]

That's not under £50

 

Durleys £50s are only worth £9.

 

Mind you it does say £50 and under.

 

No card then...

[Glasgow_Saint]

Get a cat

[bridge too far]

Right, Im off-line for another 10 mins then

 

At this rate you won't be able to read the fora any more

[Julian H. Cope]

Drink.

Alone.

[Essruu]

The new MacBook that was unveiled 30mins ago: -

 

 

 

If your parents won't buy you one, kill them.

[saintwarwick]

The new MacBook that was unveiled 30mins ago: -

 

 

 

If your parents won't buy you one, kill them.

 

Looks like my daughter will have to kill me.

[Weston Super Saint]

The new MacBook that was unveiled 30mins ago: -

 

 

 

If your parents won't buy you one, kill them.

 

It doesn't have any letters on the keys.

 

Do they cost extra?

[Julian H. Cope]

The new MacBook that was unveiled 30mins ago: -

 

 

 

If your parents won't buy you one, kill them.

 

Is it supposed to give me a boner?

[Ponty]

The new MacBook that was unveiled 30mins ago: -

 

 

 

If your parents won't buy you one, kill them.

 

Under £50? Finally a Mac that's value for money!

[PompeyLass]

Right, Im off-line for another 10 mins then

 

You not getting any at the minute ?

[Ludwig]

It was said that King Midas once hunted Silenus, companion of the god Dionysus, in the forests. When Midas finally caught him, he asked what was the very best and finest thing for man. The demon broke into a shrill laugh and said:

 

“Miserable, ephemeral race, child of hazard and hardship, why do you force me to say what it would more fruitful for you not to hear? The very best thing for you is totally unreachable: not to have been born, not to exist, to be nothing. And the second best thing is to die soon.”

[saint francis]

The new MacBook that was unveiled 30mins ago: -

 

 

 

If your parents won't buy you one, kill them.

 

 

I thought I'd quote it aswell as we've only seen it 20 times already.

[Essruu]

It doesn't have any letters on the keys.

 

Do they cost extra?

 

The keys are backlit, so they don't rub off like your average Windows Lapblock.

 

If his parents think he's only worth £50 then he should kill them anyway.

[UniS]

and you were 23, what would you want?

 

£50 and under

 

I'm 21 on Sunday

 

I think I may be getting a pair of tall microphone stands.

 

I'm cool.

[Weston Super Saint]

The keys are backlit, so they don't rub off like your average Windows Lapblock.

 

If his parents think he's only worth £50 then he should kill them anyway.

 

Changing the bulb is gonna be a pain :shock:

[saint_stevo]

thanks for this people.......

[Ponty]

Pre order COD5.

[saint_stevo]

i am getting clothes.

 

 

WOW

[Durleyfos]

Durleys £50s are only worth £9.

 

That's how much it costs to print them...

[Scudamore]

Am i the only person that thinks that Sony Vaio stuff actually looks prettier than Mac stuff?

[Master Bates]

Why should it matter if it was in a week or tomorrow, does it effect the monies?

[Deppo]

A gram. No,that was the old Deppo -enrol in a Bible studies class.

[mack rill]

Its my B-Day to day \\:D/:drinkers: And ER in doors gave me Bruvers in arms, Il soon be off to kick sum arse:smt071:rip:

[Master Bates]

Its my B-Day to day \\:D/:drinkers: And ER in doors gave me Bruvers in arms, Il soon be off to kick sum arse:smt071:rip:

 

Happy Birthday.

[St Landrew]

Just get money. Why let some other c**t choose something for you when you might not like it?!

 

Get the money and buy what YOU want.

 

Labia.

 

Perhaps you can give me a list of the people who'll possibly be giving you presents at your next birthday, so that I can inform them of what you think of them. Btw, this isn't TMS.

[mack rill]

Happy Birthday.

 

Thank you MB She has gone out to get Birthday cake, And its gona be a bigun:tonqe:\\:D/,,,,,On account of all the candles that will go on it!:-({|=

[Master Bates]

Thank you MB She has gone out to get Birthday cake, And its gona be a bigun:tonqe:\\:D/,,,,,On account of all the candles that will go on it!:-({|=

 

Are you over the hill?

[mack rill]

Are you over the hill?

 

Put it this way,,,, I came across a little Boy sat crying on a street corner,

I asked why are you crying little Boy?. He replayed (Because i want to do what the big boys are doing)

I said Move over and sat down and cried with him.

[Draino76]

I would want some cocaine.