dune Posted 15 February, 2011 Posted 15 February, 2011 Please all support this petition to give him another chance on here. It's not easy trying to wind you ****s up all the time, i mean it has become a chore and most people get snide or make snitchy posts anyway so I don't know why I bother and then it all comes flooding back - it's a larf. But with Stu back I would be able to go into semi retirement know that my purpose in life is in safe hands. So in all seriousness do you think he should be allowed back? I do, but then I wouldn't want anyone banned in the first place with 1 exception.
Turkish Posted 15 February, 2011 Posted 15 February, 2011 (edited) i support it. This place is a lot duller without him. Most people can benefit from his return, Dune and myself can take the p*iss, Verbal can condesend to him, BTF, can accuse him of being sexist, Chrisobee has someone else to grass on and slowly and sorrowfully shake head at, Supermikey will finally more intellgent that someone and Alpine will be slimmer than someone on this forum. We have everything to gain and nothing to lose by having our lovable chubster reinstated. Edited 15 February, 2011 by Turkish
Turkish Posted 15 February, 2011 Posted 15 February, 2011 oh i forgot, and Jamie has someone to argue with and arrange a fight with.
dune Posted 15 February, 2011 Author Posted 15 February, 2011 oh i forgot, and Jamie has someone to argue with and arrange a fight with. Jamie would win, he has big strong muscular arms and he'd get Stu in a death hug (it's a secret navy move) and then he'd mock him with his charisma and interestingness and Stu would be reduced to a quivering Jelly.
latter day saint Posted 15 February, 2011 Posted 15 February, 2011 Jamie would win, he has big strong muscular arms and he'd get Stu in a death hug (it's a secret navy move) and then he'd mock him with his charisma and interestingness and Stu would be reduced to a quivering Jelly. that sounded a bit "Broke Back Mountain" to me.
dune Posted 15 February, 2011 Author Posted 15 February, 2011 I want to hear about his conquests. Stu was a legend on here for his sucess with the fatties.
dune Posted 15 February, 2011 Author Posted 15 February, 2011 that sounded a bit "Broke Back Mountain" to me. Oh don't tease me.
Turkish Posted 15 February, 2011 Posted 15 February, 2011 I want to hear about his conquests. Stu was a legend on here for his sucess with the fatties. I hear our favourite John Prescott waistalike had a penchant for other posters birds.
Turkish Posted 15 February, 2011 Posted 15 February, 2011 Jamie would win, he has big strong muscular arms and he'd get Stu in a death hug (it's a secret navy move) and then he'd mock him with his charisma and interestingness and Stu would be reduced to a quivering Jelly. my money is on Jamie too, Stu might have the weight advantage but Jamie would be far fitter and provided he could avoid an early KO his superior fitness would shine through. Although in the battle of style its a close run thing, Stu is a wannabe XXXXL casual whereas it is a strong rumour Jamie likes to wear t-shirts or vests under and open shirt, unforgivable.
scotty Posted 15 February, 2011 Posted 15 February, 2011 my money is on Jamie too, Stu might have the weight advantage but Jamie would be far fitter and provided he could avoid an early KO his superior fitness would shine through. Although in the battle of style its a close run thing, Stu is a wannabe XXXXL casual whereas it is a strong rumour Jamie likes to wear t-shirts or vests under and open shirt, unforgivable. finally, Turks identity revealed. Take a bow, gok wan...
Turkish Posted 15 February, 2011 Posted 15 February, 2011 finally, Turks identity revealed. Take a bow, gok wan... Scotty, as we all know if you look better than your oponent you are half way to victory already. Look at some of the greatest superheroes and legends, Bond, Bauer, Kent, Wayne, McClane they always wore well fitting smart outfits and had athletic physiques. Now compare this with our dearly exiled Stu. His lardy, sweaty body covered in tent like wannabe casual attire is fooling no one, there are no fat heroes Scotty. If Jamie were to remove the shirt and leave on his white Bruce Willis Die Hard style vest only, then victory would be assured.
scotty Posted 15 February, 2011 Posted 15 February, 2011 Scotty, as we all know if you look better than your oponent you are half way to victory already. Look at some of the greatest superheroes and legends, Bond, Bauer, Kent, Wayne, McClane they always wore well fitting smart outfits and had athletic physiques. Now compare this with our dearly exiled Stu. His lardy, sweaty body covered in tent like wannabe casual attire is fooling no one, there are no fat heroes Scotty. If Jamie were to remove the shirt and leave on his white Bruce Willis Die Hard style vest only, then victory would be assured. well thats grossed me out. Nice work mate ps, to get back on topic, BRING BACK STU!!!
hypochondriac Posted 15 February, 2011 Posted 15 February, 2011 He should never have been banned in the first place.
OttawaSaint Posted 15 February, 2011 Posted 15 February, 2011 Romsey was a troll that was at least good at what he did. Have to admit that I laughed at quite a lot his antics and he was able to get under the skin at times. This latest bunch of attempts to troll today by the usual suspects, were, to be honest substandard. None of it was remotely funny. The attempts to shock were pretty amateur, overall I was thoroughly disappointed. Is trolling so common these days that everyone is into it and the standard has decreased? I think so.
dune Posted 15 February, 2011 Author Posted 15 February, 2011 If Jamie were to remove the shirt and leave on his white Bruce Willis Die Hard style vest only, then victory would be assured. Why do you do that? You know i'm not a rich man. I've been out and bought 2 black adidas vests. They are (read that as were) the ****ing business. Ok they were same as the ones the germans wear on holiday but it's how clothes sit that matters and these just showed enough bulges to make the ladeez. But that's all over now and unless i get one of the Bruce Willis heartrob vests i'm gonna be left with all the stunning 2nds who would otherwise have married b lister hunks like Wayne and and Amazin Mikey. I'll tell you about him some time.
dune Posted 15 February, 2011 Author Posted 15 February, 2011 He should never have been banned in the first place. I hereby declare that i'm Hypos guardian angel on this thread. You mess with him and you take us both on. We're like blood brothers and when there's a scrap i can always say i've got hypo coming up the rear if needed, although he sometimes get a bit carried away but i like that too.
hypochondriac Posted 15 February, 2011 Posted 15 February, 2011 I hereby declare that i'm Hypos guardian angel on this thread. You mess with him and you take us both on. We're like blood brothers and when there's a scrap i can always say i've got hypo coming up the rear if needed, although he sometimes get a bit carried away but i like that too. it's part of my innernet persona. I think we could both be accused of 'going on a rant' on occasion but things could be much worse. We could be verbal or bridge too far (both of whom I suspect are exactly the same on here as they are in real life.)
dune Posted 15 February, 2011 Author Posted 15 February, 2011 it's part of my innernet persona. I think we could both be accused of 'going on a rant' on occasion but things could be much worse. We could be verbal or bridge too far (both of whom I suspect are exactly the same on here as they are in real life.) I've got a secret, do you want to know it?
latter day saint Posted 15 February, 2011 Posted 15 February, 2011 I've got a secret, do you want to know it? would this thread help ? http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?28276-Free-penis-enlarger.
Deppo Posted 15 February, 2011 Posted 15 February, 2011 StuRomseySaint has moved to Pidcock and has since changed his forum name to suit.
dune Posted 15 February, 2011 Author Posted 15 February, 2011 would this thread help ? http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?28276-Free-penis-enlarger. Hypo didn't want to know it. Reckon he may have known the secret already.
hypochondriac Posted 16 February, 2011 Posted 16 February, 2011 Hypo didn't want to know it. Reckon he may have known the secret already. possibly
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