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Is there any way we can reinstate the asterisk to show that a thread is serious and is not inviting frivolous and vexatious comments please?

 

Turkish - get the Kleenex ready kidder.....

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

What's the point in answering a hypothetical question?

 

ANymore of that and i'll report you!!

 

Because i want to know what you would do, you dont have a problem telling us on other topics, i wonder why you are being so evasive on this one?

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Shut the f**k up, will you, you silly little boy. Why on earth should I pander to your stupid and prurient interest in what I would do in a hypothetical situation .

 

Now please leave this thread alone. The charity concerned supports children with difficulties and problems. You should be ashamed of yourself for hijacking it, you f**kwit.

 

Temper, Temper, time of the month?

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Are you offended because she was acting like you?

 

Nope, more like the fact that BTF was asking a serious question and then you hilariously hijacked the thread. I understand you're doing this to wind people up, but do you not have more fulfilling things you could spend your time on?

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Nope, more like the fact that BTF was asking a serious question and then you hilariously hijacked the thread. I understand you're doing this to wind people up, but do you not have more fulfilling things you could spend your time on?

 

ha ha ha. You have gotta hand it to this kid. This statement sends out a message - don't mess with Mikey.

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Nope, more like the fact that BTF was asking a serious question and then you hilariously hijacked the thread. I understand you're doing this to wind people up, but do you not have more fulfilling things you could spend your time on?

 

oh do shut up young Michael. Fulling things to spend my time on? You are a teenage student why aren't you out drinking or trying to get pop your cherry instead of sitting in front of your PC? The cheek of it.

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oh do shut up young Michael. Fulling things to spend my time on? You are a teenage student why aren't you out drinking or trying to get pop your cherry instead of sitting in front of your PC? The cheek of it.

 

Interesting that you're skipping out on answering my question, something that you laud people for all the time...

And FWIW i'm not out drinking tonight because I was out last night and am now skint for the rest of the month as I have also just put down a deposit on a house.

 

Grown-up life is fun.

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We have another cyber Alpha Male on our hands.

 

Don't be too hard on him. Mikey is a project and is full of raging hormones that are telling him defend his patch to attract the forum ladies but do not give up on him. I dunno about you but in Mikey is see something special and just you watch his meteoric rise through the Lib Dem ranks until one day he taps simon hughes on the shoulder and says move over old man, the name is Mikey Super Mikey - get out of my personal space - this is all about me now.

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I have also just put down a deposit on a house.

 

That's my boy. What did i tell you. Some kids in this situation would be getting the money from Mummy, but not our Super. Nah, i always thought he was the type to stash his paper round money while stoopid kids bought lollys. Back in the day kids used to wave lollys in his face, but Mikey always had a little smile (because he's a modest kinda guy) and when he emptied his jar the lolly bullies weren't singing any more.

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talking of people that dont have anything more fullfilling to do with their time......

 

You'd never think Deppo. We all have a purpose and Deppos is bring fun and giggles to those of us that hark back to those halciun days of our youths when jokes were jokes and when you heard knock knock you just knew there would a treat of hilarity behind the magic door.

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Don't be too hard on him. Mikey is a project and is full of raging hormones that are telling him defend his patch to attract the forum ladies but do not give up on him. I dunno about you but in Mikey is see something special and just you watch his meteoric rise through the Lib Dem ranks until one day he taps simon hughes on the shoulder and says move over old man, the name is Mikey Super Mikey - get out of my personal space - this is all about me now.

 

I have to admit, that did make me laugh :lol:

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I have to admit, that did make me laugh :lol:

 

But do you see the truth in the theme. Seriously mate I used to think Delldays was special, but you have shed loads of potential, but Delldays is pure perfection and many aspire to be like him but none ever achieve their dreams. That said i've had the surgery and i've got the macho man vests and now i'm ready to for that Mathew Kelly moment when i announce to the world, tonight i'm a god. look at me, worship me, i'm not just any man, i'm the dude you all wanna be like, and people will then love me and finally i'll bathe in the light of being perfection . And when i reflect in quiet me time i'll smile and let out a groan of pleasure.

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You'd never think Deppo. We all have a purpose and Deppos is bring fun and giggles to those of us that hark back to those halciun days of our youths when jokes were jokes and when you heard knock knock you just knew there would a treat of hilarity behind the magic door.

 

Just like the rest of your posts today (and the mental PMs you have sent me), nothing that you say makes sense. You need to lay off the pills or whatever it is you're on.

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Just like the rest of your posts today (and the mental PMs you have sent me), nothing that you say makes sense. You need to lay off the pills or whatever it is you're on.

 

youre a fine one to talk, wtf was that weird pmail you sent me about? Why would I know what your phone number was 30 years ago?

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Just like the rest of your posts today (and the mental PMs you have sent me), nothing that you say makes sense. You need to lay off the pills or whatever it is you're on.

 

I noticed you didn't reply to my pms. That surprised me because i didn't think you'd be like that.

 

But seriously i love cracker jokes when people like you tell em.

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Deppo and Turkish are separate accounts used by the same person. I know her in real life. She is serious messed up.

 

This could be true as the way they play against each is classic for this. You have Turkish being funny and smart and then you have deppo, the ying to Turkishs yang, trying not to be funny and trying to sound thick, but let me be frank - Deppo really does try but you can't conceal his funny man persona because he's just a natural and even when he tries to play dumb there's a little bit of Mikey there and when you're mensa calibre brains and mensa calibre charisma there's no pulling the wool over anyones eyes. Nice try but you don't fool me you clever boy. And when i laugh at your act i'm always larfing with you, never at you. You see mate some of us have it, most of us don't, but for all my praise you'll never be a delldays, but let me tell you this - you aint far off it. I hope you hear this Mikey because the only thing than can stop you is confusion and turmoil - you know what to do - when you feel the walls pushing in you say to yourself right, it's now time time for me time - i can handle anything life throws at me - i am invincible, i am increbible, i'm not just a normal teen, i'm Mikey Super Mikey and i'm the greatest teenager in the land. I love me and me loves me because me me me is just for me. And then you smile a humble smile of a man that has it all but will never ever change from that little boy that suckled on when all the others didn't think me. And even to this day you've not forgotten what made you what you are and you love a bit of bitty because while others ate milky bars you grew strong and tough. It's because of all of this that your are the alpha male, TSF top boy, when Mikey says jump they jump.

 

I love you Mikey.

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There is no point in reinstating the asterisk threads as ALL threads in this forum are meant to remain on topic. Anyone who wants to wind people up with their "b-anter" can head back to TMS.

As a reminder;

 

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