dune Posted 15 February, 2011 Share Posted 15 February, 2011 I once thought an ex would like it if i ****ed over a biscuit and gave her it with a cuppa. She didn't although i eventually got he to eat it but she pulled a face and in that glance i saw her for what she was - she was frigid (and the sort of bird that would go along with you and then one day ban digestives) so she got dumped. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jones91 Posted 15 February, 2011 Share Posted 15 February, 2011 Make them wet - they should go down easier... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 15 February, 2011 Share Posted 15 February, 2011 down the shops? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 15 February, 2011 Author Share Posted 15 February, 2011 Make them wet - they should go down easier... ha ha, i'm justing about other **** that got a less that impressed reaction....at first. After she'd thought about it she decided she liked the thought. Does anyone here taken their missus panties to work to sniff when you get bored? I didn't do it often, don't wanna give the impression i'm weird or anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 15 February, 2011 Share Posted 15 February, 2011 Does anyone here taken their missus panties to work to sniff when you get bored? I didn't do it often, don't wanna give the impression i'm weird or anything. Genuine lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 15 February, 2011 Share Posted 15 February, 2011 Does anyone here taken their missus panties to work to sniff when you get bored? I didn't do it often, don't wanna give the impression i'm weird or anything. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skintsaint Posted 15 February, 2011 Share Posted 15 February, 2011 she looks like an extra from Total Recall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 15 February, 2011 Author Share Posted 15 February, 2011 She looks like my unrelated cousins mum. Went round to her flat in poplar (that's it not Bow) and it was there that the shocking truth unfolded. Her partner or husband was with a cousin of mine (distant one i'd never heard of from my east end branch of the family that used to own a filling station used by the krays who were polite young men as far as they were concerned and as i was talking to here she said her hubby had family near me and then the familiar names rolled off her tongue. It really is completely mad, must be 1 in a million chcnace. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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