Durleyfos Posted 15 February, 2011 Share Posted 15 February, 2011 Did the bomb cause any improvments? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 15 February, 2011 Share Posted 15 February, 2011 Did the bomb cause any improvments? Be funny as **** if one was let off in the mutant mile cash converters (shirley) (where even shirley pikeys out pike each other). Blast a few limbs off and tear up a few faces and it might improved their robsk retarded looks and Crouchie hunches. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Made in Southampton Posted 15 February, 2011 Share Posted 15 February, 2011 er, I had a Mr Baker too, head of my year at Toynbee, about 88 to 93. er, I had a Mr Baker too but thats probably because I was at the same school at the same time but left in 92. Is it possible that I know you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 15 February, 2011 Share Posted 15 February, 2011 The guy who used to deliver my bread was called Mr. Teacher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 15 February, 2011 Share Posted 15 February, 2011 One of my old school friends is married to a Mr Baker who is a teacher. Oh, and you are quite old so it's possible. OK answer me this. When I woke him up on a field trip he got very angry - what did he do? a) stand behind a spot light so his shadow resembled a tasmanian devil and proclaim "if i don't get me full 8 hours sleep i get very tempered" finnish the sentence in a menacing tone for a bloke who's a drip. b) did he wake everyone else up and use me as the reason for the disturbanc hoping to ostracise me among my peers. c) did he cry. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 15 February, 2011 Share Posted 15 February, 2011 My brother in law makes nuclear bombs at Aldermaston. Im pretty sure if one of his went off you'd be able feel it in Eling (and Chiswick). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 15 February, 2011 Share Posted 15 February, 2011 Went to college about a mile away from an army shelling range (Farnborough) and you could DEFINITELY tell when they were out there. Loud thuds for hours. F*ck knows what they put on this bonfire to make such an explosion! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alanh Posted 15 February, 2011 Share Posted 15 February, 2011 Surely fireworks on that scale are banned over here? or did something go wrong with that one to cause it to scatter like that? Yes, that firework was a regular mortar shell, probably about 75 or 100mm diameter so not that big (they can be up to 300mm diameter). The shell should go up to about 200ft and then burst. It looks like that one malfunctioned and burst at about 30 ft which meant that the stars hit the ground around the houses and cars. Members of the public can't (legally) buy those sort of fireworks in the UK. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RonManager Posted 15 February, 2011 Share Posted 15 February, 2011 I threw an aerosol in a bonfire as a youngster and that got the neighbours out of their houses. I also threw a fire work at a teacher which made him jump. He was up a ladder at the time too. Back along we used to go up St. Catherine's Hill on Saturday nights after the pubs in Winchester. Someone would go up in the afternoon and build a fire and everyone would bring some nosh. Mate bought an industrial size can of baked beans one time and rolled it into the fire without peircing it. Everyone scattered and the inevitable happened. Salvador Dali would have taken inspiration from the trees dripping with baked beans. Sunday lunchtime in the pub and some folk said they heard it go off from town! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthamSteve Posted 15 February, 2011 Share Posted 15 February, 2011 Went to college about a mile away from an army shelling range (Farnborough) and you could DEFINITELY tell when they were out there. Loud thuds for hours. F*ck knows what they put on this bonfire to make such an explosion! I worked in that base once. That's all. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 15 February, 2011 Share Posted 15 February, 2011 Seriously doubt it was anything major, I live pretty much smack centre. nice description of eastleigh, do you work for the Rough Guides or Lonely Planet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baj Posted 15 February, 2011 Share Posted 15 February, 2011 nice description of eastleigh, do you work for the Rough Guides or Lonely Planet? *like* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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