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I would say that reason is down to teams 'uping' thier game in the big stadium, as well as putting 10 men behind the ball. Nothing to do with 10-15 idiots at the back of block 42 that can't be heard on the pitch.
The entire stadium is full of pessimists who have a negative influence on the team. Instead of trying to spur the team on when things aren't going well, we get on their backs. Pardew mentioned it last season IIRC, so it's definitely noticed.
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I would say that reason is down to teams 'uping' thier game in the big stadium, as well as putting 10 men behind the ball. Nothing to do with 10-15 idiots at the back of block 42 that can't be heard on the pitch.

 

i do agree with that completely but was also thinking more along the lines of the fans not getting on the players backs at away games like with n'guessan on saturday which was plain ridiculous. i think they the pressure more playing at home and are more worried about individual performances. we seem to go after it about more care free away...?

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The entire stadium is full of pessimists who have a negative influence on the team. Instead of trying to spur the team on when things aren't going well, we get on their backs. Pardew mentioned it last season IIRC, so it's definitely noticed.

 

boom! this is what i meant, adkins pointed at it in his interview this week too. fans are way more eager to get behind the team away, but i guess that goes as standard with all clubs

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I sit at in the back row of block 42, hope we're not all being tarred with the same brish brush here! Before Saturday's game I was expecting block 43 to get some "plastic fans" abuse, but wasn't expecting it too go on for the whole game, got very boring, would rather have directed chants at the opposition fans than our own.

 

I have to agree that we can be too negative at times, I remember someone telling me a a while back that a survey found Southampton fans to be the most pessimistic of all 92 league clubs, thought that sounds about right. My Dad isn't a Saints fan, when I made him sit through a televised game a few years ago (think we lost 1-0 at home to Blackpool) the one thing he commented on was how he could hear the crowd get on the player's back whenever a pass was misplaced or a mistake was made. Don't get me wrong, I'm proud to be a Saints fan, we've been great in the past couple of weekends against United and Peterborough (wasn't at the Posh game, but we sounded good on TV and was told it was a cracking atmosphere there), I just wish we could be a bit more positive at times.

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you can guarantee that within 5 mins of kick off, we would have had at least 1 anti pompey song......and then its just a repeat of the same 5-6 songs over and over......really fast

 

Actually, as I discovered when recording chants over 2 matches in October to upload to FIFA11, we sing a LOT more songs than you'd think.

 

21 unique songs (rather than duplicates or different versions) which are

 

Southampton Til I Die

If You Really F'cking Hate Them Clap Your Hands

Rickie Lambert Southampton's Goal Machine

When I Was Just A Little Boy, I asked my mother... (Wash Your Mouth)

Nigel Adkins' Red and White_Army

By Far The Greatest Team

Lee Barnard, Barnard

(Clapclapclapclapclapclapclapclapclap) The Saints

Coooooome Onnnnnnn Youuuuuuuu Reds

Jose Fonte Baby

Adam Lallana (Clapclapclapclapclap)

Adam Lallana Makes_Messi look sh*te

We Love Southampton We Do

Nah-nah-nah-nah F*ck Off

Pompeys Going Down with no money in the bank

Oh When The Saints (slow version into fast, fast version, clappy version)

Red and White Barmy Army

Sit Down Shut Up

Southampton Boys Are In Town... we all follow Southampton

Who Are Ya ?

Who The F'cking Hell Are You ?

 

In addition, notable absentees from those 2 matches:

 

"We're the Northam"

"If You all hate Pompey clap your hands"

"Pompey Fan Upon A String"

"The Pompey Family"

"Adam Lallana la-la-la-la-laah" (Reuben Agboola song),

"Deano Deano"

"Super Kelvin Davis"

"Woolston Ferry"

 

http://www.saintsweb.co.uk/showthread.php?24213-Fifa-11&p=867123#post867123

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I would say that reason is down to teams 'uping' thier game in the big stadium, as well as putting 10 men behind the ball. Nothing to do with 10-15 idiots at the back of block 42 that can't be heard on the pitch.

 

Ah but they CAN be heard on the pitch - Kelvin and Fonte's conscious display of applauding of N'Guessan was testament to that. Especially Fonte, who was half turned to the Northam when he was doing it, despite the player he was applauding off the pitch being in front of him.

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Just for the record for those who can't be bothered to count, it's 3 Pompey songs out of the 21 which were sung. There were another 3 that I could think of which weren't sung but occasionally get an outing.

 

And also, since October we've added

 

Cortese.... ohhhhh

Nanananananananana Alex Chamberlain Chamberlain

Walking in a Liebherr Wonderland

 

and many many more... :)

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why do the northam sing at 100 mph...(not literally, for the pedants)

 

The people banging on the back panels of the stand ALWAYS bang them quickly because there's no need for a back panel accompaniment to a slow song and they feel they have to be involved. Its very difficult to maintain a slow tempo when someone else is trying to start a quicker one, just like it's impossible to focus on a song when someone's singing another one.

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Ah but they CAN be heard on the pitch - Kelvin and Fonte's conscious display of applauding of N'Guessan was testament to that. Especially Fonte, who was half turned to the Northam when he was doing it, despite the player he was applauding off the pitch being in front of him.

 

I could hear the Northam's reaction to N'Guessan from the Itchen South (although there were plenty around me and in the Chapel doing the same thing). Anyone who says it can't be heard on the pitch is kidding themselves. And (as per my post on the Adkins interview fred), the manager could hear it too.

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I could hear the Northam's reaction to N'Guessan from the Itchen South (although there were plenty around me and in the Chapel doing the same thing). Anyone who says it can't be heard on the pitch is kidding themselves. And (as per my post on the Adkins interview fred), the manager could hear it too.

 

It was obvious it was heard on the pitch as Davis and Fonte made a big deal of clapping him off. Don't usually see that for substitutions.

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why do the northam sing at 100 mph...(not literally, for the pedants)

 

not sure we have an answer to this question yet....

 

So how many folks get past 3 verses of "Nigel Adkins Red and White Army"??

 

 

i.e...

verse 1.....Nigel Adkins Red and White Army

verse 2.....Nigel Adkins Reeeddd Army

verse 3.....Nigel Adkins Re....blurbbbbbbbbb to fade

 

 

sigh!

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It was obvious it was heard on the pitch as Davis and Fonte made a big deal of clapping him off. Don't usually see that for substitutions.

 

Cheers, didn't see that from where I was - I was watching the player and Adkins.

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Took a mate saturday who is a QPR fan. thought the variety of songs and the constant singing was excellent and far superior to QPR _ who are top of the Championship. Surely the noise and atmopshere are the main things provided we support the team and are not racist?

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Took a mate saturday who is a QPR fan. thought the variety of songs and the constant singing was excellent and far superior to QPR _ who are top of the Championship. Surely the noise and atmopshere are the main things provided we support the team and are not racist?

 

Do you think we need a drum?

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Blimey how many threads are we going to have on here that slag off the Northam?

As others have said before me,all of you on here saying how bad the Northam is,why not start some songs,make some noise or do anything to show support for your team on matchdays,rather than sit there quietly and do nothing.

I shall now wait with baited breath to hear the Northam be outsung by other parts of the ground at our next home match.

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Blimey how many threads are we going to have on here that slag off the Northam?

As others have said before me,all of you on here saying how bad the Northam is,why not start some songs,make some noise or do anything to show support for your team on matchdays,rather than sit there quietly and do nothing.

I shall now wait with baited breath to hear the Northam be outsung by other parts of the ground at our next home match.

 

kingsland north does. itchen north reguarly used to be the most vocal stand until judas lowe removed it

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No they don't

 

the kingsland north corner reguarly start the different and varied chants, the northam sings the same recollection of 5/6 songs. you know that the northam doesn't go all the way upto block 35/4 right? 37/8 is a decent area for atmosphere and a variety of songs. not a touch on block 1 for variety though back in the day

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Blimey how many threads are we going to have on here that slag off the Northam?

As others have said before me,all of you on here saying how bad the Northam is,why not start some songs,make some noise or do anything to show support for your team on matchdays,rather than sit there quietly and do nothing.

I shall now wait with baited breath to hear the Northam be outsung by other parts of the ground at our next home match.

 

Easy for you to say, sat at home behind your keyboard.

 

Next time you see someone sitting quietly and doing nothing in the Northam, I trust you will give them what for.

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the kingsland north corner reguarly start the different and varied chants, the northam sings the same recollection of 5/6 songs. you know that the northam doesn't go all the way upto block 35/4 right? 37/8 is a decent area for atmosphere and a variety of songs. not a touch on block 1 for variety though back in the day

 

I know it goes up to block 40. The Kingland North starts the same varity of songs as the Northam, with less volume and less often. I can see they even bang the back boards too quickly too. The only different song I've heard from the Kingland north was the first time the Guly song was sung at SMS.

 

We can agree Itchen North was good though.

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not sure we have an answer to this question yet....

 

So how many folks get past 3 verses of "Nigel Adkins Red and White Army"??

 

 

i.e...

verse 1.....Nigel Adkins Red and White Army

verse 2.....Nigel Adkins Reeeddd Army

verse 3.....Nigel Adkins Re....blurbbbbbbbbb to fade

 

 

sigh!

 

I'm not familiar with this song, is it anything like "Ni-Adk-s-re-nwh-rmy" ?

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No they don't

 

Quite. I haven't heard a Kingsland North song that wasn't "We're the Kingsland" in ages, and even that one gets started in the Northam.

 

And as for the "Northam only sings 5 or 6 songs all the time", I'm not sure I can give a better response than the one earlier in this thread listing all (21 of) the songs sung in the Northam during two successive games at the start of October - in fact I'm pretty sure from a Northam Song Statistics perspective it's a world-leading piece of research. ;)

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The last thing we need is the politically correct police at a football match! Football matches are not rallies for the nannie state - they are havens for passion, opinion and humour and in your cases tolerance. I would suggest, if you are very easily offended then it's best to avoid football matches all together and go and find some people to 'report' in some high crime and violence inner city area where it might do some good to society. Alternatively you could try the family section of course !

 

Are you for real? Tolerance, really where is the tolerance when you use racist language you muppet. Seriously at school on Monday ask you special needs teacher what the relationship is between tolerance and racism!

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Are you for real? Tolerance, really where is the tolerance when you use racist language you muppet. Seriously at school on Monday ask you special needs teacher what the relationship is between tolerance and racism!

Absolutely. It beggars belief that in the year 2011 people are complaining about tolerance. Absolutely pathetic.

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I understand the scenario around the original post but we'd be atmosphere-less without the Northam.

 

I haven't got a season ticket this season...I live 250 miles away but am lucky enough to have a job that allows me to get to 50-60% home and away games and a friend who's good enough to get me tickets when my decision has to be made at short notice (a lot of times!). I always ask to be as near to or in the Northam as I can because, for me, the atmosphere, the singing, the abusing makes the experience.

 

I love the away games for the same reason...the nucleus of the travelling supporters is usually the Northam and our away noise, songs and support is excellent - ask some of the opposition fans.

 

I've, like Benji, sat/stood with some real tw*ts...some of whom are the 'spotty youth' sneeringly referred to but I'm equally sure that many who do sneer were the 'spotty youth' of their day. I wouldn't deny it for myself..apart from my Clearasil perfect complexion.

 

I've got to say, though, that my worst days have been where I've had to get tickets in less passionate parts of the ground and had to endure the 'experts' and the godawful moaners that you can hear because the area is quieter...I've come closer to lumping some of the old tw*ts doing that than ever in the Northam...and I am that old variety of supporter with 50 years of watching.

 

Probably it's one of the biggest disappointments about seating as opposed to the terraces - at Peterborough this season I could move down the terrace when I got irritated...seating rarely allows that sort of flexibility. mongs are part of football culture & one man's mong is another man's uber-fan but they ain't confined to the Northam!

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The bloke behind me yesterday was funny, I'm sure he would've annoyed some on here. He was one of those that literally shouts instruction to the players through the game "yes, pass it, look out wide, good ball Danny, now deliver, no don't shoot, oh no" etc etc.

 

It was tyro league type shouting. The guys next to me were getting annoyed with him I think, but I am quite happy to put up with it. Ultimately the bloke was a passionate, enthusiastic, vocal fan, perhaps after a couple too many lagers but it just showed how much it mattered to him. I would rather stand shoulder to shoulder with him than somebody who sits on their hands all game every game.

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The chap next to me was good value yesterday too! Everyone was called a **** at some stage, for reasons known only to him I'm sure. But he would confuse himself too... at one stage he shouted 'Guly you ****' at Jono Forte, realised a second later he got it wrong, then went on to praise Forte. That was pretty much the theme of things for 90 minutes :)

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I pray to god they'll open up Blocks 1-3 next season, best part of the ground bar none.

 

Yes l hope so had a season ticket in Block 3 and now have a season ticket block 42......With some right prized pr-cks around me Sat block 3 for the Man U game and was not told once SEATS PLEASE......and the knob behind me singing stand up if you love the saints(as soon as the steweds start says seats please)

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