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I heard mildly racist stuff yesterday about Guly, I've questioned people before when I know who has said it, time for people to make a stand and remind the yoof club rejects that you can't get away with it.

Report it if it happens at the next home game, shut these idiots up.

 

The Northam isn't full of mongs, it just includes a vocal minority who need educating.

 

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* "You Fat B*stard!"

 

Even still, I hate that chant and I always say "Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh YOUR SH*T! AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!". I am always on my own though, and the keeper is never fat.

 

Always amuses me football fans shouting that. Most of our fans are fat slobs who've never been inside a gym their whole life. I guarantee all the keepers who are subject to that are fitter than 99% of fans in the crowd.

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Does anyone know what that is actually about and how it started? It's f*cking stupid.

 

"There's a funny smell of bacon over here PORK PORK!"

 

"Your coats too big for you, Your coats too big for you..."

 

"We paid for your hats, we paid for your haaaaaaaats, WHAT A WASTE OF COUNCIL TAX, We paid for your hats."

 

HTH.

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The Northam were more embarrassing than ever yesterday, absolute first class morons at the back of block 42. Singing s**t, unfunny, pointless songs badly the whole game. Don't ever see any of them at away games up north, cretins.

 

Funny that, I see plenty of em.

 

I will say what I say on every one of these Northam Stand fan bashing threads. If you are not happy with what we produce, instead of sitting at your desk behind your keyboard at flagging us off, why don't you prove your point at the ground and start of some real support...?

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Each to there own. I find that highly amusing. What dies my head in is the constant singing of our hate for Sh*tmouth rather than getting behind our lads.

 

This

 

Why do we have to sing about those w*nkers every 5 minutes ?? I really couldn't give a t*ss about pompey unless we are playing them, or atleast in the same league.

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Funny that, I see plenty of em.

 

I will say what I say on every one of these Northam Stand fan bashing threads. If you are not happy with what we produce, instead of sitting at your desk behind your keyboard at flagging us off, why don't you prove your point at the ground and start of some real support...?

 

I do, all the time. Not the w@nk they were coming out with yesterday and on many other occassions. I'll have a good scan around, but I doubt I'll see any of the mugs at either Rochdale or Hartlepool.

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Funny that, I see plenty of em.

 

I will say what I say on every one of these Northam Stand fan bashing threads. If you are not happy with what we produce, instead of sitting at your desk behind your keyboard at flagging us off, why don't you prove your point at the ground and start of some real support...?

 

Were you one of the people singing about those in block 43?

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The reason ST's were being waved and block 43 was being abused was because they sat down and got their packed lunches out!!! I f*cking kid you not there were Capri-Sun cartons and such all over block 43 after the game and they made no effort at joining in with the atmosphere.

 

Sorry if I'm going off on a tangent, but what's wrong with Capri-Suns?

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Always amuses me football fans shouting that. Most of our fans are fat slobs who've never been inside a gym their whole life. I guarantee all the keepers who are subject to that are fitter than 99% of fans in the crowd.

 

I completely agree. Our chants aren't literal enough sometimes. I also think we should change to singing the following:

 

"It's all Southampton, all Southampton FC, we're comfortably in the top 500 teams, the world has ever seen"

 

and instead of OWTSGMI:

 

"Oh when the Southampton players go jogging onto the pitch and sometimes win a game, I want to be part of their fanbase and cheer loudly, when the Southampton players go running on the pitch" (that one might need a bit of slight alteration)

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Each to there own. I find that highly amusing. What dies my head in is the constant singing of our hate for Sh*tmouth rather than getting behind our lads.

 

This

 

Why do we have to sing about those w*nkers every 5 minutes ?? I really couldn't give a t*ss about pompey unless we are playing them, or atleast in the same league.

 

add my name to the list. I'm somewhat less than fond of the skates, but I never understood why the crowd thinks its relevant when we're playing anybody but them.

 

I do quite enjoy the 'put off the keeper' you fat bastard hahahahahaa tho. Juvenile, i know, but we always had a similar kind of whoaaaaaaAAAAAHHHH going at goal kicks, its just given it words now.

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add my name to the list. I'm somewhat less than fond of the skates, but I never understood why the crowd thinks its relevant when we're playing anybody but them.

 

I do quite enjoy the 'put off the keeper' you fat bastard hahahahahaa tho. Juvenile, i know, but we always had a similar kind of whoaaaaaaAAAAAHHHH going at goal kicks, its just given it words now.

every team in the country sings songs about their local rivals all the time,its not just us.it is 1 of the few songs that gets sung properly so i don't want to see the back of it ! don't remember hearing it to often on saturday? maybe wrong. do remember a nice long rendition of "we are the pompey haters!" once though which must of p*ssed off a few people ;)

also why do we sing "you fat bastard!" ? imo "you sh*te bastard! " sounds better.

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every team in the country sings songs about their local rivals all the time,its not just us.it is 1 of the few songs that gets sung properly so i don't want to see the back of it ! don't remember hearing it to often on saturday? maybe wrong. do remember a nice long rendition of "we are the pompey haters!" once though which must of p*ssed off a few people ;)

also why do we sing "you fat bastard!" ? imo "you sh*te bastard! " sounds better.

 

:facepalm: School tomorrow....get to bed!

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The last thing we need is the politically correct police at a football match! Football matches are not rallies for the nannie state - they are havens for passion, opinion and humour and in your cases tolerance. I would suggest, if you are very easily offended then it's best to avoid football matches all together and go and find some people to 'report' in some high crime and violence inner city area where it might do some good to society. Alternatively you could try the family section of course !

 

haha I need tolerance because I have a problem with racism? Do you not see the irony in what you've said?

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I completely agree. Our chants aren't literal enough sometimes. I also think we should change to singing the following:

 

"It's all Southampton, all Southampton FC, we're comfortably in the top 500 teams, the world has ever seen"

 

and instead of OWTSGMI:

 

"Oh when the Southampton players go jogging onto the pitch and sometimes win a game, I want to be part of their fanbase and cheer loudly, when the Southampton players go running on the pitch" (that one might need a bit of slight alteration)

 

How about...

 

"Aaaaaverage, Average Kelv! Aaaaaverage, Average Kelv!"

 

"Rickie Lambert Southampton's goal scorer." because he clearly isn't a machine.

 

"Lee Barnard, Barnard. He's average height and he could be handy in a fight but I havnt had first hand experience so I couldn't say one way or the other, but he probably could handle himself alright, he's nowhere near as good as lampard, Lee Barnard, Barnard."

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How about...

 

"Aaaaaverage, Average Kelv! Aaaaaverage, Average Kelv!"

 

"Rickie Lambert Southampton's goal scorer." because he clearly isn't a machine.

 

"Lee Barnard, Barnard. He's average buggy and he could be handy in a fight but I havnt had first hand experience so I couldn't say one way or the other, but he probably could handle himself alright, he's nowhere near as good as lampard, Lee Barnard, Barnard."

 

I note that you didn't edit the bit about scotland yard wanting him. are you in the know?

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Lol @ the bunch of thickos at the back of 42 singing to block 43, calling them plastics, only here to see man u etc

 

Block 43 fans didnt go to the Man U game as those seats wouldn't have been linked. You were just abusing all of the loyal walk up fans.

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Lol @ the bunch of thickos at the back of 42 singing to block 43, calling them plastics, only here to see man u etc

 

Block 43 fans didnt go to the Man U game as those seats wouldn't have been linked. You were just abusing all of the loyal walk up fans.

Whilst I agree with the sentiment that they're thickos you could sit in two different places for the united match

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I know what you mean. I am surrounded by morons who seem to be very angry and do not accept footballers making any mistakes!

 

Most seem more interested in being critics than fans. Although it is not restricted to the Northam. You can clearly hear the frustration from all sides of the ground when a mistake or mis-placed pass is made - it is just that the Northam is more audible.

 

Never mind about creating a Kop - how about somewhere that fans with more than one brain cell can go to stand and sing (at proper speed) and support the team?

 

Who gets to decide who these super fans are then? Particularly if this forum is anything to go by it would seem the most saints fans consider most other saints fans to in fact be morons.........

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But block 43 wasn't open when they were issued the linked tickets.

 

Exactly mate, I really used to like standing in block 42, went over the the Itchen North for a bit when that was open, but back in the Northam now and it really sank to a new low on saturday, the majority of songs that originate from the back of the block are completely sh*t, but the ones directed at block 43 were dreadful and completely weird. Why sing about saints fans who had only turned up and paid in the last day or so, for a game like Carlisle at home, what a bizarre thing to do, I turned around when they started singing sit down if your here each week and it looked f*cking embarrassing, I made the point to keep standing and as sour mash said above not many faces i recognise from away days there, and doubt i'll see many at Rochdale or Hartlepool.

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I sit in the Northam. I'm not a moron. Yes there is a small group of idiots at the back of 42 but that's not everyone.

 

I sat in The Archers at The Dell which was the most vocal part of the ground, some morons sat there too. shock horror!

 

I've sat in every stand for at least one season and the Northam are the only ones to get behind the team in a vocal way. If you dont like what they chant, start chants yourself or move somewhere else and chant what you like. Seems like there's a group doing just that at the top of the Kingsland north.

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I've sat in every stand for at least one season and the Northam are the only ones to get behind the team in a vocal way. If you dont like what they chant, start chants yourself or move somewhere else and chant what you like. Seems like there's a group doing just that at the top of the Kingsland north.

 

The Northam may well get behind the team (when they're not slagging players off) in a vocal way, but the songs they sing are monotonous and make me cringe.

 

Singing Red n White all game is their limit. In the old days we had variety. That said i've noticed that they've invented the Cortese song.:facepalm:[

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I sit in the Northam. I'm not a moron. Yes there is a small group of idiots at the back of 42 but that's not everyone.

 

I sat in The Archers at The Dell which was the most vocal part of the ground, some morons sat there too. shock horror!

 

I've sat in every stand for at least one season and the Northam are the only ones to get behind the team in a vocal way. If you dont like what they chant, start chants yourself or move somewhere else and chant what you like. Seems like there's a group doing just that at the top of the Kingsland north.

 

The Kingsland north is the place to be now, the Northam seems to diluted these days, everyone in the Kingsland north wants to sing.

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the northam is a poor excuse for hard core support..

 

 

good luck to them

 

But they're not our hard core support, they just think they are. All those gobby teenagers waving their season tickets have still got the cradle marks on their arses. They know **** all and as others have said you don't see them at away games.

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But they're not our hard core support, they just think they are. All those gobby teenagers waving their season tickets have still got the cradle marks on their arses. They know **** all and as others have said you don't see them at away games.

you can guarantee that within 5 mins of kick off, we would have had at least 1 anti pompey song......and then its just a repeat of the same 5-6 songs over and over......really fast

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you can guarantee that within 5 mins of kick off, we would have had at least 1 anti pompey song......and then its just a repeat of the same 5-6 songs over and over......really fast

 

If you know better, start your own. I don't want to defend fast chanting but why not do something about it rather than moan on a forum which will change nothing.

 

It's not hard to get a song going if it's catchy

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The last thing we need is the politically correct police at a football match! Football matches are not rallies for the nannie state - they are havens for passion, opinion and humour and in your cases tolerance. I would suggest, if you are very easily offended then it's best to avoid football matches all together and go and find some people to 'report' in some high crime and violence inner city area where it might do some good to society. Alternatively you could try the family section of course !

Wow, a Daily Mail political cliche in every sentence. Well done.

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Before this debate rages on any further, could we have a definition of a "moron" posted please - just so we are all singing off the same songsheet. I mean, what I consider to be a moron may well be considered above average intelligence to somebody else :) (.....and before anyone else says it; no, it does not apply the other way around).

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there is a reason we have the best away record in the league but the a not so great home record...

 

I would say that reason is down to teams 'uping' thier game in the big stadium, as well as putting 10 men behind the ball. Nothing to do with 10-15 idiots at the back of block 42 that can't be heard on the pitch.

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