Thedelldays Posted 10 February, 2011 Posted 10 February, 2011 the missus has been dropping hints that she wants a pair of Christian Laboutins for her birthday... now, what the fuk are these and are they expensive...have seen them priced near enough £1000... do any of you liberal, free loving fairies know where you can get these for real and not some knock of nigel types cheers
Turkish Posted 10 February, 2011 Posted 10 February, 2011 i bet she does! Why are you making up having a girlfriend anyway Jamie? Last time we spoke about women you'd just been dumped. if you do have one surely you haven't been with a bird long enough to spend £1k on a pair of shoes. If you do you are a bigger mug than you appear on here.
Hatch Posted 10 February, 2011 Posted 10 February, 2011 I wouldn't buy a shoe shop for a 1000 quid never mind just one pair
buctootim Posted 10 February, 2011 Posted 10 February, 2011 Get her some plimsolls with a six inch nail in the heel. No-one from Plymouth will know the difference.
Thedelldays Posted 10 February, 2011 Author Posted 10 February, 2011 i bet she does! Why are you making up having a girlfriend anyway Jamie? Last time we spoke about women you'd just been dumped. if you do have one surely you haven't been with a bird long enough to spend £1k on a pair of shoes. If you do you are a bigger mug than you appear on here. I have had a lady for a while.. And in no way would I spend £1000 on a pair of shoes.. Couple of hundred quid.. Max
swannymere Posted 10 February, 2011 Posted 10 February, 2011 (edited) Depends on what style she wants, anywhere from £100 - £10000, usually under the £500 mark though. It's a slippery slope once you've started down it. Christian Louboutin Edited 10 February, 2011 by swannymere
Turkish Posted 10 February, 2011 Posted 10 February, 2011 I have had a lady for a while.. And in no way would I spend £1000 on a pair of shoes.. Couple of hundred quid.. Max You're a mug, still too much for a bird you've not been with long. Get her down to Sole Trader, Aldo or Office and be done with it. Plus Sole Trader have got some nice Nichola Deakins in at the moment you can pick up for just short of £200.
Turkish Posted 10 February, 2011 Posted 10 February, 2011 Depends on what style she wants, anywhere from £100 - £10000, usually around the £400 mark though. It's a slippery slope once you've started down it. You will get the **** of your life though! Bet he doesn't.
Whitey Grandad Posted 10 February, 2011 Posted 10 February, 2011 A word of warning..... On average a British woman owns 27 pairs of shoes.
Turkish Posted 10 February, 2011 Posted 10 February, 2011 A word of warning..... On average a British woman owns 27 pairs of shoes. In that case i want to know who the women are that own one or two, because every woman i know owns loads, bizarrely, many of them look the same.
Jonnyboy Posted 10 February, 2011 Posted 10 February, 2011 You're a mug, still too much for a bird you've not been with long. Get her down to Sole Trader, Aldo or Office and be done with it. Plus Sole Trader have got some nice Nichola Deakins in at the moment you can pick up for just short of £200. Christ, you boys are really under the thumb
Turkish Posted 10 February, 2011 Posted 10 February, 2011 Christ, you boys are really under the thumb Just to confirm, when i said Nicholas Deakins, i was talking about man shoes for Jamie.
dingbattigger Posted 11 February, 2011 Posted 11 February, 2011 In that case i want to know who the women are that own one or two, because every woman i know owns loads, bizarrely, many of them look the same. Mrs D, mind you she collects animals like other women collect shoes so not sure which is worse
Turkish Posted 11 February, 2011 Posted 11 February, 2011 Mrs D, mind you she collects animals like other women collect shoes so not sure which is worse Does that include the tiger that is Mr D?
rallyboy Posted 11 February, 2011 Posted 11 February, 2011 give her three quid and send her down Asda for some sturdy slippers, they are great for the kitchen and when washing the car. You need to knock these sort of fancy requests on the head early doors. Good luck with that.....
Turkish Posted 11 February, 2011 Posted 11 February, 2011 give her three quid and send her down Asda for some sturdy slippers, they are great for the kitchen and when washing the car. You need to knock these sort of fancy requests on the head early doors. Good luck with that..... I think if Jamie told a girl with Laboutains shoe desires to get herself down to ASDA for some clobber he'd be looking down the barrell of another failed relationship.
angelman Posted 11 February, 2011 Posted 11 February, 2011 Excluding my walking boots (and slippers!!!), I seem to have 15 pairs of shoes!! Is that a lot? 2 pairs of cowboy boots which I haven't put on for years, 2 pairs that need to be chucked, and 2 pairs of brogues that I haven't put on for years either.
Viking Warrior Posted 11 February, 2011 Posted 11 February, 2011 Just go donw to Adsa's buy a pair of fancy shoes and then go to Christian Louboutin and steal a couple of labels from his shoes and then stick labels in Asda shoes. She will not know the difference . be careful you dont get caught when you peel away the christian labels
BadgerBadger Posted 11 February, 2011 Posted 11 February, 2011 I don't believe what I've just read - womens shoes, £200 max.................slippery slope
Whitey Grandad Posted 11 February, 2011 Posted 11 February, 2011 I don't believe what I've just read - womens shoes, £200 max.................slippery slope Is that each, or for the pair?
mickn Posted 11 February, 2011 Posted 11 February, 2011 I think if Jamie told a girl with Laboutains shoe desires to get herself down to ASDA for some clobber he'd be looking down the barrell of another failed relationship. Be much better and cheaper in the long run though
Dog Posted 11 February, 2011 Posted 11 February, 2011 Get her some of these babies.......... I've just got a pair to go clubbing this weekend.
mickn Posted 11 February, 2011 Posted 11 February, 2011 Get her some of these babies.......... I've just got a pair to go clubbing this weekend. When you say clubbing do you mean going to nightclubs or culling seals with them?
saint boggy Posted 11 February, 2011 Posted 11 February, 2011 Get her some of these babies.......... I've just got a pair to go clubbing this weekend. WOW!!!.stylish AND practical......... btw, anyone who spends £200 on a pair of shoes is a f**king idiot.......
mcjwills Posted 11 February, 2011 Posted 11 February, 2011 Just go donw to Adsa's buy a pair of fancy shoes and then go to Christian Louboutin and steal a couple of labels from his shoes and then stick labels in Asda shoes. She will not know the difference . be careful you dont get caught when you peel away the christian labels Trouble is according to the wife they all have red soles so, TDD's missus would spot they were not Christian Louboutin
Jonnyboy Posted 11 February, 2011 Posted 11 February, 2011 Trouble is according to the wife they all have red soles so, TDD's missus would spot they were not Christian Louboutin duh, paint them red!
bridge too far Posted 12 February, 2011 Posted 12 February, 2011 What is it with having to have designer labels FFS? Shallow.
RedArmy Posted 12 February, 2011 Posted 12 February, 2011 Sounds like you're being used. £1000 birthday present? PMSL
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