Mr X Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 We all know our record of first game wins is indescribably bad Just for fun what are you prepared to do if we win the first game ? Most bizare answer wins
Matthew Le God Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 We all know our record of first game wins is indescribably bad how is it relevant how we did on the opening day of the season in 2007, 2006, 2005...1991,1990,1989? the team is new(many of them not alive 20 years ago), the management is new etc etc why do these records matter to some forum users and the media?
Colinjb Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 I will do the Hula with Tullulah, while binging on Sambuca.
Mr X Posted 7 August, 2008 Author Posted 7 August, 2008 how is it relevant how we did on the opening day of the season in 2007, 2006, 2005...1991,1990,1989? the team is new(many of them not alive 20 years ago), the management is new etc etc why do these records matter to some forum users and the media? Crikey, lighten up;)
Matthew Le God Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 Crikey, lighten up;) do you see my point though?
Jillyanne Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 Exactly the same as I will do if we lose, have a bbq.
Toomer Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 In the words of WGS, sit down with a bag of crisps and a can of coke and watch teletext.
Mr X Posted 7 August, 2008 Author Posted 7 August, 2008 do you see my point though? Yes but it was supposed to be a light hearted thread, we all know wether you win the first game or not means jack ****.
ottery st mary Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 Explain to her in doors, I have to travel back to Southampton for a few days, for the civic reception and the bus tour of the city and of course to see two Dutchmen given the Freedom of the city and while there try to get Alan Shearers autograph before he takes over.
bjk Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 Going to see Flashdance at the Mayflower on saturday night so i might do a streak accross the stage screaming "oh when the Saints go marching in".
scott_saints Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 I'll probably go to the local and have a beer.
trousers Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 Going to see Flashdance at the Mayflower on saturday night so i might do a streak accross the stage screaming "oh when the Saints go marching in". That's weird (the bit about going to see Flashdance on a Saturday night that is...)
saints-cris Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 Well I'll be at The Oval watching the cricket, so I'l probably have another beer.
Greenridge Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 Faint.....and if DMG gets a hatrick I'll be looking for a hat and some salt and pepper.
bjk Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 That's weird (the bit about going to see Flashdance on a Saturday night that is...) Yeah i know,the missus wants to see it.
Blanco Saint Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 I will wee myself and not change my pants until we lose a match.
alpine_saint Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 I will drive back to England for the Blackpool game.
Johnny Shearer Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 I will probably be in shock for the rest of the weekend, not speaking a word until getting into work on monday morning and shouting, "IN YO FACE!" to the first person I see regardless of who they are.
St.Thomas7 Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 I will probably be in shock for the rest of the weekend, not speaking a word until getting into work on monday morning and shouting, "IN YO FACE!" to the first person I see regardless of who they are. This made me LOL... my fav.
scooby Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 Say 'I told you so' to anyone who has ever doubted our good Lord Lowe and his much-vaunted Golden Duo.
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 Say 'I told you so' to anyone who has ever doubted our good Lord Lowe and his much-vaunted Golden Duo. Yes of course, everyone knows one swallow makes a summer don't they? Dear o dear! Unlike you SCOOBY, if we win, I will be walking back silently to Cardiff station with my mate, soaked to the skin, yet extremely happy!
Snowballs2 Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 Say 'I told you so' to anyone who has ever doubted our good Lord Lowe and his much-vaunted Golden Duo. As you have openly stated that Lowe will have FAILED if we are not promoted at the end of the season, will you go through a reincarnation and come back as Pluto
Colinjb Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 Say 'I told you so' to anyone who has ever doubted our good Lord Lowe and his much-vaunted Golden Duo. Certainly bizare, but worthy of the 'win'?
LeBenali Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 Come on here to read people still finding the negatives in an important win!
Mr X Posted 7 August, 2008 Author Posted 7 August, 2008 Say 'I told you so' to anyone who has ever doubted our good Lord Lowe and his much-vaunted Golden Duo. You do that with every post so whats new!
eurosaint Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 If we win in Cardiff I shall come on here and declare that promotion is virtually gauranteed ! Then if we lose the next game I will come back on here and declare that we are bound to be relegated! That's how it goes, does it not ???? Seriously though, I will be chuffed if we get 3 points and it will do wonders for the confidence of our new young team !!!
John Cool Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 Saints winning the first game of the season is one of those famously unlikely things such as Elvis being found alive in Eastleigh, a London bus being found on the moon, or Paul Allen detecting alien life in his wallet.
Legod Second Coming Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 Ask the wife for a BJ. That's how confident I am we'll get done...
Junction 9 Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 If we win the first game, I'm gonna go crazy and attend our second game.
benjii Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 I will make an extra special effort to play "hide the sausage" with some Welsh bint on Saturday night.
dubai_phil Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 I shall go to my mates' karaoke party in Sharjah If we win I'll sing Take on Me by them Norwegian blokes without the aid of a crotch tightener If we don't I'll just sing badly as usual
SNSUN Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 Well I'll be working, but if we win I shall make myself a cup of instant coffee without milk, and dip my balls into it while serving customers.
CHAPEL END CHARLIE Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 To celebrate this unlikely event I would alter my normal Saturday night Medium Cod & Chips order to Large Cod & Chips - and damn the expense !
benjii Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 I shall go to my mates' karaoke party in Sharjah If we win I'll sing Take on Me by them Norwegian blokes without the aid of a crotch tightener If we don't I'll just sing badly as usual Are you allowed karaoke in Sharjah? Isn't it apostacy?
farawaysaint Posted 7 August, 2008 Posted 7 August, 2008 ***** and moan about how Burley was better and Lowe is ruining our club before threatening to stop posting on an internet forum?
Professor Posted 8 August, 2008 Posted 8 August, 2008 I will have a glass of Champagne over an italian meal on Saturday night. And if we draw or lose? I'll still have a glass of Champagne....... At last - Saturdays have a meaning again! And the Sunday papers will take longer to read.
Ian the Red Posted 8 August, 2008 Posted 8 August, 2008 Win the first game, a foregone conclusion...... It will happen!! Then get use to it happening regualrly over the season... A few pints will be downed in celebration!!!
mprobert Posted 8 August, 2008 Posted 8 August, 2008 I'll be looking on this forum for all the doom merchants starting their posts with "yes but...."
Window Cleaner Posted 8 August, 2008 Posted 8 August, 2008 Be seriously pleased.:eek: Oops wrong smileys, ones I clicked on were yellow.
hamster Posted 8 August, 2008 Posted 8 August, 2008 Ask the wife for a BJ. That's how confident I am we'll get done... I may do the same, after you of course.
Draino76 Posted 8 August, 2008 Posted 8 August, 2008 I shall drink a pint of champagne just like when we stayed up last year.
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