Secret Site Agent Posted 8 February, 2011 Posted 8 February, 2011 (edited) Like the great statements of the Press: New POPSTARS band to be called INNER SPIN: ( there were called Hear'Say) Peaches Geldof seen having romantic stroll with DJ Ben Grimshaw, (he's Gay) George Harrison the father of American Womans baby: I always remember his dulcet cocney accent as he told me he loved me, (well, we all know what is wrong here). I would like to challenge those that have made statements as, more or less fact, here and now to explain why they have been wrong. No excuses, no ******, no making up stuff, just justify why you thought you were 100 % right, and you missed the bus. And don't think I am immune from this. I have made a few errors in the past. Go on, be like a man, stand up straight and proud and claim, 'I am In the Know, and I am full of CRAP, Because.........' please fillin the balnks. Perhaps we could make this a sticky. We could call it 'The SPOT ON or UP YOU ARSENAL' thread. We could include ALL the rumours from whatever source, naming the source of course, and then, after we know the truth, we could label it SPOT ON or UP YOU ARS. What fun we could have. And if the upshot was that no-one would post anything ITK anymore, then I could live with that. After all, in my own opinion, I don't believe that under the new Regime, the leak of information is possible anymore. Edited 8 February, 2011 by Secret Site Agent
buctootim Posted 8 February, 2011 Posted 8 February, 2011 Whats that between the badgers legs when they bend their knees?
Big Bad Bob Posted 8 February, 2011 Posted 8 February, 2011 Whats that between the badgers legs when they bend their knees? ITK alert It's their tail And I have that on good authority from my mate, who is a friend of a drinking buddy of a bus driver who once drove his bus past SMS
notnowcato Posted 8 February, 2011 Posted 8 February, 2011 Before today I've never been privvy to such exciting information, so the timing of this thread could not be better for me. I have it on VERY good authority, that Stephan Kaypgote will be signing from Maritzburg Utd. He's only 17 but his performances have been the talk of South Africa. He will fill the role that many fans are always calling for. He will be our first "loan" signing in this window, the deal will become permanent in the close season.
Quickfire Double Posted 8 February, 2011 Posted 8 February, 2011 Before today I've never been privvy to such exciting information, so the timing of this thread could not be better for me. I have it on VERY good authority, that Stephan Kaypgote will be signing from Maritzburg Utd. He's only 17 but his performances have been the talk of South Africa. He will fill the role that many fans are always calling for. He will be our first "loan" signing in this window, the deal will become permanent in the close season. We have various players who can fill the S Kaypgote role!!
kpturner Posted 8 February, 2011 Posted 8 February, 2011 I have it on good authority that there is no such thing as a "cocney accent" sic. HTH
Eaststander Posted 8 February, 2011 Posted 8 February, 2011 I heard we were getting Toby Le Rone on loan until the end of he season too.
Secret Site Agent Posted 8 February, 2011 Author Posted 8 February, 2011 I heard we were getting Toby Le Rone on loan until the end of he season too. Isn't his agent that T. Wicks?
saintmatt77 Posted 8 February, 2011 Posted 8 February, 2011 I heard we were getting Toby Le Rone on loan until the end of he season too. Is his girlfriend Carly Wurly?
kpturner Posted 8 February, 2011 Posted 8 February, 2011 FFS - 3 minutes of my life wasted.We cannot help it if you are a slow reader.
Big Bad Bob Posted 8 February, 2011 Posted 8 February, 2011 FFS - 3 minutes of my life wasted. We cannot help it if you are a slow reader. He started slowly because he thought it'd be a Marathon thread....
cellone Posted 8 February, 2011 Posted 8 February, 2011 Before today I've never been privvy to such exciting information, so the timing of this thread could not be better for me. I have it on VERY good authority, that Stephan Kaypgote will be signing from Maritzburg Utd. He's only 17 but his performances have been the talk of South Africa. He will fill the role that many fans are always calling for. He will be our first "loan" signing in this window, the deal will become permanent in the close season. I think you'll find it's pronounced Kype-Gotty
bridge too far Posted 8 February, 2011 Posted 8 February, 2011 He started slowly because he thought it'd be a Marathon thread.... Don't be such a smartie arse
Quickfire Double Posted 8 February, 2011 Posted 8 February, 2011 I'm the sort of person who Revels in a thread like this!
bridge too far Posted 8 February, 2011 Posted 8 February, 2011 I'm the sort of person who Revels in a thread like this! It takes Allsorts (but I sort of knew you'd be in on the game )
Quickfire Double Posted 8 February, 2011 Posted 8 February, 2011 It takes Allsorts (but I sort of knew you'd be in on the game ) Someone's got to make sure this thread stays on Topic!
bridge too far Posted 8 February, 2011 Posted 8 February, 2011 Someone's got to make sure this thread stays on Topic! Look, it's After Eight and I know I could Milka this for all it's worth but I've got to feed the Kit-Kat
chrisobee Posted 8 February, 2011 Posted 8 February, 2011 Before today I've never been privvy to such exciting information, so the timing of this thread could not be better for me. I have it on VERY good authority, that Stephan Kaypgote will be signing from Maritzburg Utd. He's only 17 but his performances have been the talk of South Africa. He will fill the role that many fans are always calling for. He will be our first "loan" signing in this window, the deal will become permanent in the close season. I make no comment other than that this makes even your horse racing tips seem sensible !
chrisobee Posted 8 February, 2011 Posted 8 February, 2011 He started slowly because he thought it'd be a Marathon thread.... It's always best to start a Marathon slowly TBH !
Guan 2.0 Posted 8 February, 2011 Posted 8 February, 2011 It's gone twilight and now it's time to watch coronation street. Does anybody know if Nigel's favourite bus is a double decker?
Fowllyd Posted 8 February, 2011 Posted 8 February, 2011 This really should be moved to the All Gold threads.
Quickfire Double Posted 8 February, 2011 Posted 8 February, 2011 This really should be moved to the All Gold threads. Yep, one of the mods needs to Poppet in there ASAP.
bridge too far Posted 8 February, 2011 Posted 8 February, 2011 Yep, one of the mods needs to Poppet in there ASAP. You should have Wispa d that.
Eaststander Posted 8 February, 2011 Posted 8 February, 2011 It's all turned very flakey. Like most of the so called ITKers.
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 8 February, 2011 Posted 8 February, 2011 Aero bar. ****, that doesn't work.
dubai_phil Posted 8 February, 2011 Posted 8 February, 2011 The responses on this thread have been a bit Patchi but they have been Quality Street Patchi Yummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Saint Fan CaM Posted 9 February, 2011 Posted 9 February, 2011 We cannot help it if you are a slow reader. LOL - I knew that would draw a comment the moment I posted it! LOL
hamster Posted 9 February, 2011 Posted 9 February, 2011 I have posted the odd ITK which I have wished to be disassociated from for the safety of the innocent. I do of course use a different Log in when disclosing things that I have been privy to.
Johnny Bognor Posted 9 February, 2011 Posted 9 February, 2011 (edited) Well ITK'ers do like to give us a few Tasters, even if they are wrong. Others just place a few (Mal)teasers out there to get some attention. To be honest, we should probably be Kinder to them and perhaps Rolo-ver for them now and again. If I had a Dime for everytime Adkins mentions the bus, I'd be a rich man. Anyway does anyone know if the bus is a double decker? Edited 9 February, 2011 by Johnny Bognor
JustMike Posted 9 February, 2011 Posted 9 February, 2011 I see all the ITK'ers are falling down like skittles on this thread
John D Posted 9 February, 2011 Posted 9 February, 2011 Dont want to get you into a Twirl but if the Whispa I've heard is true you will all Creme (egg) your pants when he signs and I'll come out smelling of Roses. It will give us all a Boost.
Quickfire Double Posted 9 February, 2011 Posted 9 February, 2011 Dont want to get you into a Twirl but if the Whispa I've heard is true you will all Creme (egg) your pants when he signs and I'll come out smelling of Roses. It will give us all a Boost. I'd be Kinder Surprise-d if that's true! Sounds like one of the best players on the Planets. When it turns out not to be true, you'll just look like one of those ITK Nerds!
Dutch-Saint Posted 9 February, 2011 Posted 9 February, 2011 I think your all lion (bar) about stuff here...... Definately Nuts....
PhilippineSaint Posted 9 February, 2011 Posted 9 February, 2011 I have posted the odd ITK which I have wished to be disassociated from for the safety of the innocent. I do of course use a different Log in when disclosing things that I have been privy to. Was that a careless Wispa in the privy
Big Bad Bob Posted 9 February, 2011 Posted 9 February, 2011 All ITKers should be trested as Heroes for the service they provide, they usually come out smelling of Roses The galaxy is wide and wonderous and we need minstrels such as these, hope they don't get put off by this thread and continue to riskit for a Swisskit (is that showing my age??)
kpturner Posted 9 February, 2011 Posted 9 February, 2011 I don't think the OP is getting the response he expected
Big Bad Bob Posted 9 February, 2011 Posted 9 February, 2011 I don't think the OP is getting the response he expected Stop taking the biscuit and get back on topic
Johnny Bognor Posted 9 February, 2011 Posted 9 February, 2011 Stop taking the biscuit and get back on topic Oi, don't get your knickers in a twix
Big Bad Bob Posted 9 February, 2011 Posted 9 February, 2011 Oi, don't get your knickers in a twix Or my snickers even This thread really is no picnic is it??
Johnny Bognor Posted 9 February, 2011 Posted 9 February, 2011 Or my snickers even This thread really is no picnic is it?? No, but if you get a good one in, it gives a boost to the confidence.
Quickfire Double Posted 9 February, 2011 Posted 9 February, 2011 No, but if you get a good one in, it gives a boost to the confidence. And makes you feel part of the Club.
Secret Site Agent Posted 9 February, 2011 Author Posted 9 February, 2011 I don't think the OP is getting the response he expected Not what I expected but i'm enjoying it. I just wish I could drifter back onto my original post.
Fowllyd Posted 9 February, 2011 Posted 9 February, 2011 Not what I expected but i'm enjoying it. I just wish I could drifter back onto my original post. Enjoying it? I think all this chocolate talk simply mars the debate.
hamster Posted 9 February, 2011 Posted 9 February, 2011 time for a mod to end this nonsense and declare fredo ver.
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