1976_Child Posted 5 February, 2011 Share Posted 5 February, 2011 ... And a female gets on and sits opposite you. She's not exactly a picture postcard but the phrase 'any port in a storm' runs through your mind. You know you are off for a weekend of footballing-frolicks and are only too aware the opportunity may not present itself so conveniently within the next 48 hours. Do you: a) remember you're a Catholic and fiddle with your rosary whilst keeping your eyes firmly pinned away from the semi-attractive munter b) dash off to the toilet for some 'personal time' c) say '**** it', stay where you are, position your rucksack on your lap, grin at said munter and stick your hand down your trousers and have a tickle and a dribble. ? Me C) .... And now me iPhone screen is all sticky Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 5 February, 2011 Share Posted 5 February, 2011 rohypnol is your friend Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 5 February, 2011 Share Posted 5 February, 2011 Oh dear, I thought it was a joke. Ring this number 08457 90 90 90 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 5 February, 2011 Share Posted 5 February, 2011 (d) Frottage Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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