If you could murder someone for free.

[Weston Super Saint]

This would not work unless you're talking about throwing a flaming homosexual into the cave; unless you're in the movies a lit cigarette will not ignite petrol.

 

That would explain the 'no smoking' signs at petrol stations

[bridge too far]

This would not work unless you're talking about throwing a flaming homosexual into the cave; unless you're in the movies a lit cigarette will not ignite petrol.

 

As has been demonstrated on Myth Busters

[Ash]

That would explain the 'no smoking' signs at petrol stations

There are no smoking signs at pubs, doesn't mean it is to stop the place catching fire.

As has been demonstrated on Myth Busters

I don't care what a couple of jerks say, the Guardian never lies.

[SNSUN]

Well you've certainly p*ssed on his would be fire haven't you.

 

That would add insult to injury!

[OldNick]

I'm capable of much worse, I still reckon i'll make front page at some point in my life :smt074

You probably will MB, after you have said something about me being even more decrepid than normal and you will be seen tied to the goal posts at SMS

[hamster]

Is it true that a tattoo of a tear (by their eye) coloured in, means that the person has killed, and a tear not coloured in, means that the person is going to kill?

I heard this many years ago and found it interesting.

Note, I have seen both.

[hamster]

Is it true that a tattoo of a tear (by their eye) coloured in, means that the person has killed, and a tear not coloured in, means that the person is going to kill?

I heard this many years ago and found it interesting.

Note, I have seen both.

Edited 15 October, 2008 by hamster

[Um Bongo]

That would explain the 'no smoking' signs at petrol stations

 

Sorry to be all techincal, but it's the fumes which can catch alight, not the actual petrol.

 

Which is why using mobile phones can be just as deadly as a flame.

[hamster]

The person who knocked my Nan to the ground outside Kentucky Fried Chicken a few years ago.

[Wiltshire Saint]

The person who knocked my Nan to the ground outside Kentucky Fried Chicken a few years ago.

 

That was probably Jamie Oliver.

[hamster]

That was probably Jamie Oliver.

 

No Wiltshire, it was definitely my Nan.

 

FFS why do I have to keep repeating myself!

[hamster]

No Wiltshire, it was definitely my Nan.

 

FFS why do I have to keep repeating myself!

[Weston Super Saint]

No Wiltshire, it was definitely my Nan.

 

FFS why do I have to keep repeating myself!

 

Has your Nan got a fat tongue too?

[Master Bates]

Has your Nan got a fat tongue too?

 

You have put images in my head :smt069