Dog Posted 13 October, 2008 Share Posted 13 October, 2008 Who would it be ? Reason ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 13 October, 2008 Share Posted 13 October, 2008 Anyone who contemplates murder. Because he / she is a prat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 13 October, 2008 Share Posted 13 October, 2008 Harry Redknapp. ....I scared myself there, that reaction was far too quick. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 13 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 13 October, 2008 (edited) Good fukcing call. Edited 13 October, 2008 by Dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 13 October, 2008 Share Posted 13 October, 2008 Harry Redknapp. +1. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 13 October, 2008 Share Posted 13 October, 2008 Have to say, I don't believe for a second i'm capable of murder, but still.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 13 October, 2008 Share Posted 13 October, 2008 Anyone who contemplates murder. Because he / she is a prat. There are plenty of people who deserve to be murdered. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 13 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 13 October, 2008 (edited) Bullsh:t Colin, anyone can complete the task. Just listen to your voices. Edited 13 October, 2008 by Dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 13 October, 2008 Share Posted 13 October, 2008 Have to say, I don't believe for a second i'm capable of murder, but still.... I'm capable of much worse, I still reckon i'll make front page at some point in my life :smt074 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 13 October, 2008 Share Posted 13 October, 2008 Bullsh:t Colin, anyone can complete the task. Just listen to your voices. They all talk at the same time, saying different things. It's just one big mess. They will never agree thus will have no effect. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
simo Posted 13 October, 2008 Share Posted 13 October, 2008 I am saying nothing on the grounds i may incriminate myself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 13 October, 2008 Share Posted 13 October, 2008 An American Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 13 October, 2008 Share Posted 13 October, 2008 anyone with a Welsh accent Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted 13 October, 2008 Share Posted 13 October, 2008 Since when did murder involve an exchange of money? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 13 October, 2008 Share Posted 13 October, 2008 That muslim c*nt with the hooks for hands Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
team-saint Posted 13 October, 2008 Share Posted 13 October, 2008 redknapp is quite a selfish choice. george bush would have the most benefit for the world Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 13 October, 2008 Share Posted 13 October, 2008 redknapp is quite a selfish choice. george bush would have the most benefit for the world Seeing as he is out of office in a fortnight, I doubt that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 13 October, 2008 Share Posted 13 October, 2008 redknapp is quite a selfish choice. george bush would have the most benefit for the world Whoa! Stop! and think about this. You want to make GeeDubyaBoosh a saint? Because as sure as eggs is eggs, hard over, then his party will be re-elected in a massive lurch even further to the right that will last at least two terms. Don't disturb the balance, at this moment in time things appear to be delicately balanced with a chance that the, apparently, more sane candidate may well make it to the White House. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 13 October, 2008 Share Posted 13 October, 2008 If it were free, then I would murder Jamie Oliver. This is because he has a very fat tongue and says things like "pukka". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saints_is_the_south Posted 13 October, 2008 Share Posted 13 October, 2008 +1. +2. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 13 October, 2008 Share Posted 13 October, 2008 If it were free, then I would murder Jamie Oliver. This is because he has a very fat tongue and says things like "pukka". He might do that, but I believe Jamie is actually a reasonably good person. Even if I did have someone in mind, and I don't, he certainly wouldn't be the person. EDIT: Mind you, his Missus is as close as a woman gets to being an arsehole IMO. So maybe... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 13 October, 2008 Share Posted 13 October, 2008 So much hate. Shame. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AwaySaint1 Posted 13 October, 2008 Share Posted 13 October, 2008 Anyone who contemplates murder. Because he / she is a prat. Ian Huntley- Does that make me a prat ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 13 October, 2008 Share Posted 13 October, 2008 Wiltshire Saint, because he/she has fat fingers and types thinks like pukka. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted 13 October, 2008 Share Posted 13 October, 2008 He might do that, but I believe Jamie is actually a reasonably good person. Even if I did have someone in mind, and I don't, he certainly wouldn't be the person. Jamie Oliver is a massive hypocrite and ****. He blabs on about the nation's dietary issues yet is quite happy to put his name and stupid face on products which fly in the face of the agenda he peddles to repressed northern housewives. Additionally, the bull**** he spouted about chickens last year didn't find favour with his corporate sponsors. If he genuinely found chicken's treatment as abhorrent as he claimed he should have told them to poke their cheque and change their policy on eggs; instead he sent a letter and apologised to their CEO. I had no problem with him when he was the naked chef, but this campaigning ******** is half hearted and hypocritical self-promotion, the guy is a dicksplash. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 13 October, 2008 Share Posted 13 October, 2008 Jamie Oliver is a massive hypocrite and ****. He blabs on about the nation's dietary issues yet is quite happy to put his name and stupid face on products which fly in the face of the agenda he peddles to repressed northern housewives. Additionally, the bull**** he spouted about chickens last year didn't find favour with his corporate sponsors. If he genuinely found chicken's treatment as abhorrent as he claimed he should have told them to poke their cheque and change their policy on eggs; instead he sent a letter and apologised to their CEO. I had no problem with him when he was the naked chef, but this campaigning ******** is half hearted and hypocritical self-promotion, the guy is a dicksplash. Ooh boy. So much agenda. I didn't say the guy was a Saint. I just said he was a reasonably good person. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TopGun Posted 13 October, 2008 Share Posted 13 October, 2008 Jamie Oliver is a massive hypocrite and ****. He blabs on about the nation's dietary issues yet is quite happy to put his name and stupid face on products which fly in the face of the agenda he peddles to repressed northern housewives. Additionally, the bull**** he spouted about chickens last year didn't find favour with his corporate sponsors. If he genuinely found chicken's treatment as abhorrent as he claimed he should have told them to poke their cheque and change their policy on eggs; instead he sent a letter and apologised to their CEO. I had no problem with him when he was the naked chef, but this campaigning ******** is half hearted and hypocritical self-promotion, the guy is a dicksplash. The guy doesn't think through his arguments but I wouldn't murder the thick, thick tounged rich arsehole. Paul Daniels and most other "magicians" are within my firing line though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 14 October, 2008 Share Posted 14 October, 2008 Anyone who has appeared on Big Brother, and I'm not going to give them the publicity of naming anyone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 14 October, 2008 Share Posted 14 October, 2008 Anyone that is Scottish, purely because of how ridiculous they sound when they say "murder". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Calvin Posted 14 October, 2008 Share Posted 14 October, 2008 A ginger person of course Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 14 October, 2008 Share Posted 14 October, 2008 Any habitual criminal, however petty. Thieiving, violence and the like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted 14 October, 2008 Share Posted 14 October, 2008 Any habitual criminal, however petty. Thieiving, violence and the like. Drunk and disorderly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 14 October, 2008 Share Posted 14 October, 2008 Any habitual criminal, however petty. Thieiving, violence and the like. Video piracy? (Recording something from TV for example?) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penfold Posted 14 October, 2008 Share Posted 14 October, 2008 Video piracy? (Recording something from TV for example?) Shoot them all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 14 October, 2008 Share Posted 14 October, 2008 Anyone put "cats" yet? It could be the clue the Weston Super Mare police need. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 14 October, 2008 Share Posted 14 October, 2008 Harry Redknapp. ....I scared myself there, that reaction was far too quick. Take your time when you do it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
norwaysaint Posted 14 October, 2008 Share Posted 14 October, 2008 I don't get it, is the meaning of this thread that we would murder people if it weren't for the money involved? I can't say that this is the main thing that's been stopping me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 14 October, 2008 Share Posted 14 October, 2008 I don't get it, is the meaning of this thread that we would murder people if it weren't for the money involved? I can't say that this is the main thing that's been stopping me. No, free = you wont get caught. Nothing to do with money Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 14 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 14 October, 2008 I don't get it, is the meaning of this thread that we would murder people if it weren't for the money involved? I can't say that this is the main thing that's been stopping me. Go and club some seals you thick cu nt! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 14 October, 2008 Share Posted 14 October, 2008 The bloke from some company who just phoned me.I would do it in front of his wife.The c*nt. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 14 October, 2008 Share Posted 14 October, 2008 Mugabe would be better cold. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Julian H. Cope Posted 14 October, 2008 Share Posted 14 October, 2008 Mugabe would be better cold. Surely repatriating him to Finland is not technically murder? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 14 October, 2008 Share Posted 14 October, 2008 Mugabe would be better cold. With a nice mixed salad? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 14 October, 2008 Share Posted 14 October, 2008 Victoria Beckham. I don`t need a reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
equalizer Posted 14 October, 2008 Share Posted 14 October, 2008 Kerry Katona, if for no other reason than to stop her populating the planet with her chavvy offspring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 15 October, 2008 Share Posted 15 October, 2008 Osama Bin Laden, live on national TV. With a can of petrol and a lit cigarette. I casually toss the fag into the cave which has been pre-laced with petrol, turn to the camera, and do a Fonzie thumbs up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 15 October, 2008 Share Posted 15 October, 2008 Osama Bin Laden, live on national TV. With a can of petrol and a lit cigarette. I casually toss the fag into the cave which has been pre-laced with petrol, turn to the camera, and do a Fonzie thumbs up. You have thought about this a lot , haven't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barfy Posted 15 October, 2008 Share Posted 15 October, 2008 I'm capable of much worse, I still reckon i'll make front page at some point in my life :smt074 Would it be wrong to suggest that a sweepstake is in order to guess the reason? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash Posted 15 October, 2008 Share Posted 15 October, 2008 Osama Bin Laden, live on national TV. With a can of petrol and a lit cigarette. I casually toss the fag into the cave which has been pre-laced with petrol, turn to the camera, and do a Fonzie thumbs up. This would not work unless you're talking about throwing a flaming homosexual into the cave; unless you're in the movies a lit cigarette will not ignite petrol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 15 October, 2008 Share Posted 15 October, 2008 This would not work unless you're talking about throwing a flaming homosexual into the cave; unless you're in the movies a lit cigarette will not ignite petrol. Well you've certainly p*ssed on his would be fire haven't you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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