bridge too far Posted 13 October, 2008 Posted 13 October, 2008 Anyone who contemplates murder. Because he / she is a prat.
Colinjb Posted 13 October, 2008 Posted 13 October, 2008 Harry Redknapp. ....I scared myself there, that reaction was far too quick.
Dog Posted 13 October, 2008 Author Posted 13 October, 2008 (edited) Good fukcing call. Edited 13 October, 2008 by Dog
Colinjb Posted 13 October, 2008 Posted 13 October, 2008 Have to say, I don't believe for a second i'm capable of murder, but still....
Hatch Posted 13 October, 2008 Posted 13 October, 2008 Anyone who contemplates murder. Because he / she is a prat. There are plenty of people who deserve to be murdered.
Dog Posted 13 October, 2008 Author Posted 13 October, 2008 (edited) Bullsh:t Colin, anyone can complete the task. Just listen to your voices. Edited 13 October, 2008 by Dog
Master Bates Posted 13 October, 2008 Posted 13 October, 2008 Have to say, I don't believe for a second i'm capable of murder, but still.... I'm capable of much worse, I still reckon i'll make front page at some point in my life :smt074
Colinjb Posted 13 October, 2008 Posted 13 October, 2008 Bullsh:t Colin, anyone can complete the task. Just listen to your voices. They all talk at the same time, saying different things. It's just one big mess. They will never agree thus will have no effect.
simo Posted 13 October, 2008 Posted 13 October, 2008 I am saying nothing on the grounds i may incriminate myself!
Ash Posted 13 October, 2008 Posted 13 October, 2008 Since when did murder involve an exchange of money?
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 13 October, 2008 Posted 13 October, 2008 That muslim c*nt with the hooks for hands
team-saint Posted 13 October, 2008 Posted 13 October, 2008 redknapp is quite a selfish choice. george bush would have the most benefit for the world
Junction 9 Posted 13 October, 2008 Posted 13 October, 2008 redknapp is quite a selfish choice. george bush would have the most benefit for the world Seeing as he is out of office in a fortnight, I doubt that.
EastleighSoulBoy Posted 13 October, 2008 Posted 13 October, 2008 redknapp is quite a selfish choice. george bush would have the most benefit for the world Whoa! Stop! and think about this. You want to make GeeDubyaBoosh a saint? Because as sure as eggs is eggs, hard over, then his party will be re-elected in a massive lurch even further to the right that will last at least two terms. Don't disturb the balance, at this moment in time things appear to be delicately balanced with a chance that the, apparently, more sane candidate may well make it to the White House.
Wiltshire Saint Posted 13 October, 2008 Posted 13 October, 2008 If it were free, then I would murder Jamie Oliver. This is because he has a very fat tongue and says things like "pukka".
St Landrew Posted 13 October, 2008 Posted 13 October, 2008 If it were free, then I would murder Jamie Oliver. This is because he has a very fat tongue and says things like "pukka". He might do that, but I believe Jamie is actually a reasonably good person. Even if I did have someone in mind, and I don't, he certainly wouldn't be the person. EDIT: Mind you, his Missus is as close as a woman gets to being an arsehole IMO. So maybe...
AwaySaint1 Posted 13 October, 2008 Posted 13 October, 2008 Anyone who contemplates murder. Because he / she is a prat. Ian Huntley- Does that make me a prat ?
Weston Super Saint Posted 13 October, 2008 Posted 13 October, 2008 Wiltshire Saint, because he/she has fat fingers and types thinks like pukka.
Ash Posted 13 October, 2008 Posted 13 October, 2008 He might do that, but I believe Jamie is actually a reasonably good person. Even if I did have someone in mind, and I don't, he certainly wouldn't be the person. Jamie Oliver is a massive hypocrite and ****. He blabs on about the nation's dietary issues yet is quite happy to put his name and stupid face on products which fly in the face of the agenda he peddles to repressed northern housewives. Additionally, the bull**** he spouted about chickens last year didn't find favour with his corporate sponsors. If he genuinely found chicken's treatment as abhorrent as he claimed he should have told them to poke their cheque and change their policy on eggs; instead he sent a letter and apologised to their CEO. I had no problem with him when he was the naked chef, but this campaigning ******** is half hearted and hypocritical self-promotion, the guy is a dicksplash.
St Landrew Posted 13 October, 2008 Posted 13 October, 2008 Jamie Oliver is a massive hypocrite and ****. He blabs on about the nation's dietary issues yet is quite happy to put his name and stupid face on products which fly in the face of the agenda he peddles to repressed northern housewives. Additionally, the bull**** he spouted about chickens last year didn't find favour with his corporate sponsors. If he genuinely found chicken's treatment as abhorrent as he claimed he should have told them to poke their cheque and change their policy on eggs; instead he sent a letter and apologised to their CEO. I had no problem with him when he was the naked chef, but this campaigning ******** is half hearted and hypocritical self-promotion, the guy is a dicksplash. Ooh boy. So much agenda. I didn't say the guy was a Saint. I just said he was a reasonably good person.
TopGun Posted 13 October, 2008 Posted 13 October, 2008 Jamie Oliver is a massive hypocrite and ****. He blabs on about the nation's dietary issues yet is quite happy to put his name and stupid face on products which fly in the face of the agenda he peddles to repressed northern housewives. Additionally, the bull**** he spouted about chickens last year didn't find favour with his corporate sponsors. If he genuinely found chicken's treatment as abhorrent as he claimed he should have told them to poke their cheque and change their policy on eggs; instead he sent a letter and apologised to their CEO. I had no problem with him when he was the naked chef, but this campaigning ******** is half hearted and hypocritical self-promotion, the guy is a dicksplash. The guy doesn't think through his arguments but I wouldn't murder the thick, thick tounged rich arsehole. Paul Daniels and most other "magicians" are within my firing line though.
Arizona Posted 14 October, 2008 Posted 14 October, 2008 Anyone who has appeared on Big Brother, and I'm not going to give them the publicity of naming anyone.
scott_saints Posted 14 October, 2008 Posted 14 October, 2008 Anyone that is Scottish, purely because of how ridiculous they sound when they say "murder".
Hatch Posted 14 October, 2008 Posted 14 October, 2008 Any habitual criminal, however petty. Thieiving, violence and the like.
Ash Posted 14 October, 2008 Posted 14 October, 2008 Any habitual criminal, however petty. Thieiving, violence and the like. Drunk and disorderly?
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 14 October, 2008 Posted 14 October, 2008 Any habitual criminal, however petty. Thieiving, violence and the like. Video piracy? (Recording something from TV for example?)
Penfold Posted 14 October, 2008 Posted 14 October, 2008 Video piracy? (Recording something from TV for example?) Shoot them all
Ponty Posted 14 October, 2008 Posted 14 October, 2008 Anyone put "cats" yet? It could be the clue the Weston Super Mare police need.
Durleyfos Posted 14 October, 2008 Posted 14 October, 2008 Harry Redknapp. ....I scared myself there, that reaction was far too quick. Take your time when you do it.
norwaysaint Posted 14 October, 2008 Posted 14 October, 2008 I don't get it, is the meaning of this thread that we would murder people if it weren't for the money involved? I can't say that this is the main thing that's been stopping me.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 14 October, 2008 Posted 14 October, 2008 I don't get it, is the meaning of this thread that we would murder people if it weren't for the money involved? I can't say that this is the main thing that's been stopping me. No, free = you wont get caught. Nothing to do with money
Dog Posted 14 October, 2008 Author Posted 14 October, 2008 I don't get it, is the meaning of this thread that we would murder people if it weren't for the money involved? I can't say that this is the main thing that's been stopping me. Go and club some seals you thick cu nt!
Julian H. Cope Posted 14 October, 2008 Posted 14 October, 2008 The bloke from some company who just phoned me.I would do it in front of his wife.The c*nt.
Julian H. Cope Posted 14 October, 2008 Posted 14 October, 2008 Mugabe would be better cold. Surely repatriating him to Finland is not technically murder?
Weston Super Saint Posted 14 October, 2008 Posted 14 October, 2008 Mugabe would be better cold. With a nice mixed salad?
miserableoldgit Posted 14 October, 2008 Posted 14 October, 2008 Victoria Beckham. I don`t need a reason.
equalizer Posted 14 October, 2008 Posted 14 October, 2008 Kerry Katona, if for no other reason than to stop her populating the planet with her chavvy offspring.
SNSUN Posted 15 October, 2008 Posted 15 October, 2008 Osama Bin Laden, live on national TV. With a can of petrol and a lit cigarette. I casually toss the fag into the cave which has been pre-laced with petrol, turn to the camera, and do a Fonzie thumbs up.
JohnnyFartPants Posted 15 October, 2008 Posted 15 October, 2008 Osama Bin Laden, live on national TV. With a can of petrol and a lit cigarette. I casually toss the fag into the cave which has been pre-laced with petrol, turn to the camera, and do a Fonzie thumbs up. You have thought about this a lot , haven't you?
Barfy Posted 15 October, 2008 Posted 15 October, 2008 I'm capable of much worse, I still reckon i'll make front page at some point in my life :smt074 Would it be wrong to suggest that a sweepstake is in order to guess the reason?
Ash Posted 15 October, 2008 Posted 15 October, 2008 Osama Bin Laden, live on national TV. With a can of petrol and a lit cigarette. I casually toss the fag into the cave which has been pre-laced with petrol, turn to the camera, and do a Fonzie thumbs up. This would not work unless you're talking about throwing a flaming homosexual into the cave; unless you're in the movies a lit cigarette will not ignite petrol.
Jillyanne Posted 15 October, 2008 Posted 15 October, 2008 This would not work unless you're talking about throwing a flaming homosexual into the cave; unless you're in the movies a lit cigarette will not ignite petrol. Well you've certainly p*ssed on his would be fire haven't you.
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