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redknapp is quite a selfish choice. george bush would have the most benefit for the world

 

Whoa! Stop! and think about this. You want to make GeeDubyaBoosh a saint? Because as sure as eggs is eggs, hard over, then his party will be re-elected in a massive lurch even further to the right that will last at least two terms.

 

Don't disturb the balance, at this moment in time things appear to be delicately balanced with a chance that the, apparently, more sane candidate may well make it to the White House.

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If it were free, then I would murder Jamie Oliver. This is because he has a very fat tongue and says things like "pukka".

 

He might do that, but I believe Jamie is actually a reasonably good person. Even if I did have someone in mind, and I don't, he certainly wouldn't be the person.

 

EDIT: Mind you, his Missus is as close as a woman gets to being an arsehole IMO. So maybe...

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He might do that, but I believe Jamie is actually a reasonably good person. Even if I did have someone in mind, and I don't, he certainly wouldn't be the person.

Jamie Oliver is a massive hypocrite and ****. He blabs on about the nation's dietary issues yet is quite happy to put his name and stupid face on products which fly in the face of the agenda he peddles to repressed northern housewives. Additionally, the bull**** he spouted about chickens last year didn't find favour with his corporate sponsors. If he genuinely found chicken's treatment as abhorrent as he claimed he should have told them to poke their cheque and change their policy on eggs; instead he sent a letter and apologised to their CEO.

I had no problem with him when he was the naked chef, but this campaigning ******** is half hearted and hypocritical self-promotion, the guy is a dicksplash.

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Jamie Oliver is a massive hypocrite and ****. He blabs on about the nation's dietary issues yet is quite happy to put his name and stupid face on products which fly in the face of the agenda he peddles to repressed northern housewives. Additionally, the bull**** he spouted about chickens last year didn't find favour with his corporate sponsors. If he genuinely found chicken's treatment as abhorrent as he claimed he should have told them to poke their cheque and change their policy on eggs; instead he sent a letter and apologised to their CEO.

I had no problem with him when he was the naked chef, but this campaigning ******** is half hearted and hypocritical self-promotion, the guy is a dicksplash.

 

Ooh boy. So much agenda. I didn't say the guy was a Saint. I just said he was a reasonably good person.

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Jamie Oliver is a massive hypocrite and ****. He blabs on about the nation's dietary issues yet is quite happy to put his name and stupid face on products which fly in the face of the agenda he peddles to repressed northern housewives. Additionally, the bull**** he spouted about chickens last year didn't find favour with his corporate sponsors. If he genuinely found chicken's treatment as abhorrent as he claimed he should have told them to poke their cheque and change their policy on eggs; instead he sent a letter and apologised to their CEO.

I had no problem with him when he was the naked chef, but this campaigning ******** is half hearted and hypocritical self-promotion, the guy is a dicksplash.

 

The guy doesn't think through his arguments but I wouldn't murder the thick, thick tounged rich arsehole.

 

Paul Daniels and most other "magicians" are within my firing line though.

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I don't get it, is the meaning of this thread that we would murder people if it weren't for the money involved?

 

I can't say that this is the main thing that's been stopping me.

 

Go and club some seals you thick cu nt!

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Osama Bin Laden, live on national TV. With a can of petrol and a lit cigarette. I casually toss the fag into the cave which has been pre-laced with petrol, turn to the camera, and do a Fonzie thumbs up.

This would not work unless you're talking about throwing a flaming homosexual into the cave; unless you're in the movies a lit cigarette will not ignite petrol.

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