scotty Posted 2 February, 2011 Posted 2 February, 2011 ive just been printing out some paperwork (and killing time on here) while the mrs is baking something in the kitchen. She has the tv on and is watching 'Somethings got to give', a jack nicholson film. As far as I can work out, the dialogue consists entirely of diane keaton screaming, whinging and crying, and they all sound so alike that Im beyond caring which is which. It is driving me f*cking nuts. Rant over. What is the most irritating sound you have heard today?
Danish Saint Posted 2 February, 2011 Posted 2 February, 2011 The sound of the ski lift shutting down.
Liquidshokk Posted 2 February, 2011 Posted 2 February, 2011 My lodger smacking his lips when he eats. Or any noisy eater for that matter.
hamster Posted 3 February, 2011 Posted 3 February, 2011 My alarm clock precisely 9 minutes after I press snooze, had to get up in the end.
SuperMikey Posted 3 February, 2011 Posted 3 February, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oETCEIOIm9U&feature=related
BadgerBadger Posted 3 February, 2011 Posted 3 February, 2011 my dog licking his bits while I was eating my lunch
NorthamSteve Posted 3 February, 2011 Posted 3 February, 2011 The sound of the automatic doors on my entrance to work.
saint lard Posted 3 February, 2011 Posted 3 February, 2011 the sound of someone else brushing their teeth and spitting out the excess water/toothpaste.
Gingeletiss Posted 3 February, 2011 Posted 3 February, 2011 Dep po! it really grates when I hear that.
scotty Posted 3 February, 2011 Author Posted 3 February, 2011 Go Compare! Agreed. There was a letter in Viz, the guy said he couldnt stand the ad so he switched channels while its on. Trouble is, to know when to switch back he found himself singing the song in his head, sometimes you just cant win for f*cking losing.
saintscottofthenortham Posted 3 February, 2011 Posted 3 February, 2011 A spark on this site has the most incredibly annoying laugh. One of our blokes thinks he has testicular cancer, he laughed and said "John Bollockov!!!". Gives you an idea at how much he laughs at. TeeWAT.
latter day saint Posted 3 February, 2011 Posted 3 February, 2011 false laughter from a female colleague. whenever i hear it i have visions of painfully killing her.
dune Posted 3 February, 2011 Posted 3 February, 2011 Davina McCall. This. She annoys the **** out of me.
scotty Posted 3 February, 2011 Author Posted 3 February, 2011 Davina McCall. This. She annoys the **** out of me. For some reason I cant fathom, Gabby Logan annoys me as well. She seems incapable during interviews of shutting the f*ck up and letting her guests speak. I still would tho. [cue gray/keys-type dismissal]
BadgerBadger Posted 4 February, 2011 Posted 4 February, 2011 the bitc*es on Loose women. you watch loose women??
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