scotty Posted 2 February, 2011 Share Posted 2 February, 2011 ive just been printing out some paperwork (and killing time on here) while the mrs is baking something in the kitchen. She has the tv on and is watching 'Somethings got to give', a jack nicholson film. As far as I can work out, the dialogue consists entirely of diane keaton screaming, whinging and crying, and they all sound so alike that Im beyond caring which is which. It is driving me f*cking nuts. Rant over. What is the most irritating sound you have heard today? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danish Saint Posted 2 February, 2011 Share Posted 2 February, 2011 The sound of the ski lift shutting down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidshokk Posted 2 February, 2011 Share Posted 2 February, 2011 My lodger smacking his lips when he eats. Or any noisy eater for that matter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 3 February, 2011 Share Posted 3 February, 2011 My alarm clock precisely 9 minutes after I press snooze, had to get up in the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 3 February, 2011 Share Posted 3 February, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oETCEIOIm9U&feature=related Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerBadger Posted 3 February, 2011 Share Posted 3 February, 2011 my dog licking his bits while I was eating my lunch Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NorthamSteve Posted 3 February, 2011 Share Posted 3 February, 2011 The sound of the automatic doors on my entrance to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint lard Posted 3 February, 2011 Share Posted 3 February, 2011 the sound of someone else brushing their teeth and spitting out the excess water/toothpaste. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 3 February, 2011 Share Posted 3 February, 2011 Go Compare! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gingeletiss Posted 3 February, 2011 Share Posted 3 February, 2011 Dep po! it really grates when I hear that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 3 February, 2011 Author Share Posted 3 February, 2011 Go Compare! Agreed. There was a letter in Viz, the guy said he couldnt stand the ad so he switched channels while its on. Trouble is, to know when to switch back he found himself singing the song in his head, sometimes you just cant win for f*cking losing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 3 February, 2011 Share Posted 3 February, 2011 "Last orders" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Durleyfos Posted 3 February, 2011 Share Posted 3 February, 2011 Davina McCall. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saintscottofthenortham Posted 3 February, 2011 Share Posted 3 February, 2011 A spark on this site has the most incredibly annoying laugh. One of our blokes thinks he has testicular cancer, he laughed and said "John Bollockov!!!". Gives you an idea at how much he laughs at. TeeWAT. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 3 February, 2011 Share Posted 3 February, 2011 the bitc*es on Loose women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tony13579 Posted 3 February, 2011 Share Posted 3 February, 2011 The doorbell at work Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
equalizer Posted 3 February, 2011 Share Posted 3 February, 2011 Michael McIntyre Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 3 February, 2011 Share Posted 3 February, 2011 false laughter from a female colleague. whenever i hear it i have visions of painfully killing her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 3 February, 2011 Share Posted 3 February, 2011 Davina McCall. This. She annoys the **** out of me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotty Posted 3 February, 2011 Author Share Posted 3 February, 2011 Davina McCall. This. She annoys the **** out of me. For some reason I cant fathom, Gabby Logan annoys me as well. She seems incapable during interviews of shutting the f*ck up and letting her guests speak. I still would tho. [cue gray/keys-type dismissal] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 4 February, 2011 Share Posted 4 February, 2011 Mexicans. Lazy, flatulent and overweight Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerBadger Posted 4 February, 2011 Share Posted 4 February, 2011 the bitc*es on Loose women. you watch loose women?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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