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One Harold Shipman, there's only one Harold Shipman

SOuthampton gives thanks, coz he only killed Mancs

Walking in a Shipman wonderland.

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Well, there's obviously, "Premier League, you're having a laugh (mush)" :lol:

 

Also, "Small town in Oldham, you're just a small town in Oldham!" lolz

 

And if we really want to be super we could go, "City! City! City!" PMSL ROFLPMSLFRPMSL

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Well, there's obviously, "Premier League, you're having a laugh (mush)" :lol:

 

Also, "Small town in Oldham, you're just a small town in Oldham!" lolz

 

And if we really want to be super we could go, "City! City! City!" PMSL ROFLPMSLFRPMSL

 

A rousing round of LIIIIVERRRPOOOOOL, LIIIIIVERPOOOOL! like last time will really get up the man u fans noses!!!!!111!!!

 

I nearly died of embarrassment at that game. I'm not bothered im missing it in the slightest.

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A rousing round of LIIIIVERRRPOOOOOL, LIIIIIVERPOOOOL! like last time will really get up the man u fans noses!!!!!111!!!

 

I nearly died of embarrassment at that game. I'm not bothered im missing it in the slightest.

 

How about a "There's only one messiah: King Kenny" banner? We could make it in the shape of a Liver bird and have it doo a poo on an effigy of a red devil?

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A rousing round of LIIIIVERRRPOOOOOL, LIIIIIVERPOOOOL! like last time will really get up the man u fans noses!!!!!111!!!

 

I nearly died of embarrassment at that game. I'm not bothered im missing it in the slightest.

 

Makes you cringe - I remember the Northam sang "Chelsea" at them when we lost the time before in the cup match in the relegation season. Disgraceful.

 

They must think we are lame.

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I think when Utd fans sing, "you only came to see Utd" the 20,000 regulars at SMS should also join in and sing it at the 8k or so part timers in the crowd.

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A rousing round of LIIIIVERRRPOOOOOL, LIIIIIVERPOOOOL! like last time will really get up the man u fans noses!!!!!111!!!

 

I nearly died of embarrassment at that game. I'm not bothered im missing it in the slightest.

 

Thats is probably one of my top 3 most embarassing moments as a Saints fan, utterly cringe worthy.

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'We've got less debt than you, We've got less debt than you'

 

and

 

USA, USA, USA

 

All in respect to the hatred of their owners and the precarious financial state they have placed them in.

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Thats is probably one of my top 3 most embarassing moments as a Saints fan, utterly cringe worthy.

 

Agreed. That an Millwall away last season when some of our fans started singing "I'm forever blowing bubbles".

 

Sadly I predict more of the same for the United game this season. There will be the chants of 'We support our local team" from the word go, which United fans will just respond with "You support a bunch of ****" which will shut our fans up. United have by far the best away support in the country to be fair. Our support is always going to look bad compared to them.

 

Also, I guarantee at least one of the large variety of songs the United fans sing during the game get stolen by us. Last time it was that 'City going down with a billion in the bank' song, which we were using the very next game away to Barnsley ('Pompey going down with no money')

 

Live round the corner,

You only live round the corner!

Again, that's something they hear every week. And besides it's not even true, the majority of their travelling support are Mancs (You can clearly hear the accent when they chant)
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The only time we were even close to being 'witty' last time around was after they went one up and sang "1-0 in your cup final" to which we responded with "1-0 in the cup final". Was 'funny' for about 12 seconds.

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Do we need to prepare for defeat perhaps? Not that I ever think we are gonna lose any game, wouldn't go otherwise.

 

Every time they score we should do what Leeds did on that fateful day

 

1-0

"We're gonna win 2-1, we're gonna won 2-1"

 

2-0

"We're gonna won 3-2, we're gonna won 3-2"

 

3-0

"We're gonna win 4-3. we're gonna win 4-3"

 

4-0

"We're gonna win 5-4, we're gonna win 5-4!

 

ad nfinitum

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When they go three up, sing "We're gonna win 6-3" :)

 

As long as there's no truly embarrassing tittery like "Liverpool" it'll be better than last time.

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Please can we not sing the names of other teams at Manure?

We are Southampton!

Oh when the Saints sung a lot louder than the songs they sing will sound good on the tv.

 

This. Completely. It'll remind a few Spurs it's not their 'effing song too. That's getting right up my nose now when the're on tv.

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The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope

The famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope

 

Oh, the famous Man United went to Rome to see the Pope

And this is what he said

 

**** OFF!

 

Who the F are Man United

Who the F are Man United

Who the F are Man United

...and The sainst go marching..on, on ,on

 

I always liked that one.

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Please can we not sing the names of other teams at Manure?

We are Southampton!

Oh when the Saints sung a lot louder than the songs they sing will sound good on the tv.

 

+1 - We support Saints not 'kin Chavski or the Scousers!

 

Love these though:lol:

 

Are you gonna change your shirts?

are you gonna change your shirts?

are you gonna...are you gonna...etc etc"

 

Live round the corner,

You only live round the corner!

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Oh when the Saints chorus x2

 

Have you got another kit/are you gonna change your shirts

 

who the **** are Man Utd, as the saints go marching on on on

 

stand up if you here next week

 

... sorted...

 

Trouble is, 50% of the home crowd wont have a ****ing clue what is going on, wont understand the histroy, know any of our players and so on. Of my 10x strong contingent, 4-5 are JCLs (im really sorry), and I can imagine already them embarrassing me with their prawn sarnie, plastic ****.

 

Still, a couple of them I have been sowing the seeds of converting them into saints fans, and this occasion will help my cause!

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....And besides it's not even true, the majority of their travelling support are Mancs (You can clearly hear the accent when they chant)

 

Dont think that's really true.

 

Just check out the coaches parked outside SMS and look at the address (and tel Numbers) of the coach companies painted on the back.

 

The majority are NOT from Manc!

 

Mind you, when we were in the Premier League they do an annual report that showed SFC also had one of the most 'distant' fan bases (ie living more than 20 miles outside the home City).... like me!!!!

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Well, there's obviously, "Premier League, you're having a laugh (mush)" :lol:

 

Also, "Small town in Oldham, you're just a small town in Oldham!" lolz

 

And if we really want to be super we could go, "City! City! City!" PMSL ROFLPMSLFRPMSL

 

Any one of these are my favourites

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Dont think that's really true.

 

Just check out the coaches parked outside SMS and look at the address (and tel Numbers) of the coach companies painted on the back.

 

The majority are NOT from Manc!

 

Mind you, when we were in the Premier League they do an annual report that showed SFC also had one of the most 'distant' fan bases (ie living more than 20 miles outside the home City).... like me!!!!

 

It definitely is. You can clearly hear the Manc accent in all of their chants. Every United fan I've ever come across when they come down here (In pub, outside the ground etc) has been from Manchester. Anyone is seriously deluded if they think the United end is going to full of people from Hampshire. Of course they have some fans from outside the area, but so does everyone. Only have to look at this forum to see we have fans from all over the place. I'd say at least 75% of their travelling support is from Manchester

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It definitely is. You can clearly hear the Manc accent in all of their chants. Every United fan I've ever come across when they come down here (In pub, outside the ground etc) has been from Manchester. Anyone is seriously deluded if they think the United end is going to full of people from Hampshire. Of course they have some fans from outside the area, but so does everyone. Only have to look at this forum to see we have fans from all over the place. I'd say at least 75% of their travelling support is from Manchester

 

Ok so they are Manc by birth (poor sods) but live elsewhere now, especially London, hence the Cockney Reds contingent.

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In spite of all efforts to come up with something witty I fear we will go the same way as last season against pompey when we asked for "F -off Pompey" and instead we got "Pay up pompey" which everyone thought was them singing. :(

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It definitely is. You can clearly hear the Manc accent in all of their chants. Every United fan I've ever come across when they come down here (In pub, outside the ground etc) has been from Manchester. Anyone is seriously deluded if they think the United end is going to full of people from Hampshire. Of course they have some fans from outside the area, but so does everyone. Only have to look at this forum to see we have fans from all over the place. I'd say at least 75% of their travelling support is from Manchester

 

Having worked worked in Manchester for nearly 20 years i would agree that Man Utd's hardcore away support is mostly mancs unlike the thousands of tourists who go to Old Trafford. As much as i dislike them they probably have the most variety of songs sung by away fans.

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Time for the good old ......

 

Oi carnt read, and oi carnt rite.

But vat dont really matter

Coz oi cums darn from Sarfhampten an oi can droive a tractor

Now oi can plough an milk a cow and droive a greet big mower

But the fing vat oi loikes best is being a strawberry grower .... ooooooohhhhh aaaaaahhhh. :lol:

 

Of course tried in the past but not enough people (me included :blush:) can remember all the lyrics - I give you - The Woolston Ferry.

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Oi carnt read, and oi carnt rite...

 

I used to quite like EofA's posts - now tell me you're just joining in with the tongue-in-cheek sarcy stuff and you don't really mean it - do ya?

 

 

 

Anyway, United will make lots of noise and most Saints fans will just stand there in eyes wide open, jaw dropping admiration. Suggestion, when they get their songs going, whistle, jeer and then start singing loud. and keep it going.

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That Ruud van Nistlerooy takes it up the arse song was great when we beat them back in 2003. Unfortunately they've probably heard all the witty chants from rival fans. Still,a few chants of 'one malcolm glazer' might anger a few.

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