Deppo Posted 21 January, 2011 Share Posted 21 January, 2011 Also isn't their health reasons why you have to pot the pink before the brown? I think its the same reason they cant wipe back to front... I thought pink came after brown? Yellow Green Brown Blue Pink Black If you're potting reds then you can choose which colour you want. Most of the time players go for the black because it's worth 7 points and avoid the colours near the top of the table (the yellow, brown and green). BUT when there are no reds left you have to pot the coloured balls in a certain order (as listed above). So not sure where you've got your information from, but it's wrong. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 21 January, 2011 Share Posted 21 January, 2011 I'm not sure Jones can pot. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickyhale Posted 21 January, 2011 Share Posted 21 January, 2011 Up their arse. I have been in 4 serious relationships and now I am married. But all 4 of them have given it a go and then pretty much stopped after a year or so. I cannot for the life of me believe that any woman enjoys it like that, but fair play to them for giving it a go!! Anyone know of any women who do like it, and not out of one of those films that your friends watch! Wow Dr Who l think that your spending too much time in that TARDIS Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 January, 2011 Share Posted 21 January, 2011 Wow Dr Who l think that your spending too much time in that TARDIS Things do look bigger in a TARDIS... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 21 January, 2011 Share Posted 21 January, 2011 I thought pink came after brown? Yellow Green Brown Blue Pink Black If you're potting reds then you can choose which colour you want. Most of the time players go for the black because it's worth 7 points and avoid the colours near the top of the table (the yellow, brown and green). BUT when there are no reds left you have to pot the coloured balls in a certain order (as listed above). So not sure where you've got your information from, but it's wrong. You can pot the pink immediately after the brown if you were potting the brown instead of a red in a free ball situation where you can't see any of the reds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
harvey Posted 21 January, 2011 Share Posted 21 January, 2011 (edited) My mate from work nailed the bird who lives next door to him, apparantly when they were getting down to it she said "you can f*ck me up the arse if you want but you need to do it hard" so he did. I was seeing a bird for a while who liked it, she also loved having fingers stuck up her arse as foreplay. NEver met a bird who does ATM yet though. I haven't met a bird who does At The Moment either Edited 21 January, 2011 by harvey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 21 January, 2011 Share Posted 21 January, 2011 As it's an exit hole, I'm guessing that they would only enjoy half of it (the outwards part of the pumping action) so it would feel like going for a massive shyt or a small one, depending on your gurth/length. ...and I guess they stop taking it after 10/12 months so their anus doesn't get turned inside out. . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jones91 Posted 24 January, 2011 Share Posted 24 January, 2011 I also chalk the tip of my cue before I get my leg over. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minty Posted 25 January, 2011 Share Posted 25 January, 2011 I'm struggling to work out why this is in Muppet Show? Seemed a perfectly serious and genuine question to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jones91 Posted 25 January, 2011 Share Posted 25 January, 2011 I'm struggling to work out why this is in Muppet Show? Seemed a perfectly serious and genuine question to me. If it was in the lounge you would get carpet burn on your knees. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Minty Posted 25 January, 2011 Share Posted 25 January, 2011 If it was in the lounge you would get carpet burn on your knees. Fair point. I wonder what Miss Piggy's opinion on this is? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 25 January, 2011 Share Posted 25 January, 2011 Well done The Muppet Show, it has been along time since a quality subject has been examined in such forthright detail as this - long may it continue! In terms of the 'spectrum of deviance', this has always intrigued me: if you want to put it up the marmite motorway, why shouldn't you like it done to you? If you break this barrier, then why not move on to chuckle brothers / spit roast and then on to full blown haemoshex? Of course, from that point, what's stopping you parading down The Avenue with a butt plug up your, well, butt. You may continue on the deviance highway until nothing is taboo - then you might end up in nick with just size 10 steel caps for company. If you have a choice, where do you know when to stop? Where do you draw the line? I am fortunate in that I have not had to make this decision as I am boring, unattractive and lazy (tm My wife) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 25 January, 2011 Share Posted 25 January, 2011 Bio Oil, although seemingly an oil, is not a good lubricant......bye bye banjo hello tears from the ***** Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 25 January, 2011 Share Posted 25 January, 2011 just get some poppers up her snout Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
latter day saint Posted 25 January, 2011 Share Posted 25 January, 2011 just get some poppers up her snout do they still sell that? used to hate going in the w*nk shops down st marys to buy that. just use a packet of Anchor.if its good enough for Brando,its good enough for me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 25 January, 2011 Share Posted 25 January, 2011 do they still sell that? used to hate going in the w*nk shops down st marys to buy that. just use a packet of Anchor.if its good enough for Brando,its good enough for me. my word..!!!!11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerBadger Posted 27 January, 2011 Share Posted 27 January, 2011 lobsters up the arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted 28 January, 2011 Share Posted 28 January, 2011 lobsters up the arse Richard Gere goes Extreme? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rut Posted 28 January, 2011 Share Posted 28 January, 2011 lobsters up the arse That's nothing compared to what Joan Crawford used to have up her Robbie Fowler. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 28 January, 2011 Share Posted 28 January, 2011 My dog loves it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lets B Avenue Posted 28 January, 2011 Share Posted 28 January, 2011 My dog loves it. Welcome back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 28 January, 2011 Share Posted 28 January, 2011 Up their arse. I have been in 4 serious relationships and now I am married. But all 4 of them have given it a go and then pretty much stopped after a year or so. I cannot for the life of me believe that any woman enjoys it like that, but fair play to them for giving it a go!! Anyone know of any women who do like it, and not out of one of those films that your friends watch! Some definitely like it, FACT. However, obviously not from me as my willy is so massive that it's actually really dangerous for them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 28 January, 2011 Share Posted 28 January, 2011 By the way, getting a blowie with a small dildo up your bum is nice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 28 January, 2011 Share Posted 28 January, 2011 By the way, getting a blowie with a small dildo up your bum is nice. This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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BadgerBadger Posted 4 February, 2011 Share Posted 4 February, 2011 That's nothing compared to what Joan Crawford used to have up her Robbie Fowler. Fleets of light aircraft Hamburger stands but no fcking hamburgers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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