Dr Who? Posted 17 January, 2011 Posted 17 January, 2011 (edited) .... Edited 19 February, 2012 by Dr Who?
Special K Posted 17 January, 2011 Posted 17 January, 2011 Ahem......would you like some more tea, Vicar?
Lighthouse Posted 17 January, 2011 Posted 17 January, 2011 Up their arse. I have been in 4 serious relationships and now I am married. But all 4 of them have given it a go and then pretty much stopped after a year or so. I cannot for the life of me believe that any woman enjoys it like that, but fair play to them for giving it a go!! Anyone know of any women who do like it, and not out of one of those films that your friends watch! I think anyone would be sore after a bumming that long.
mickn Posted 17 January, 2011 Posted 17 January, 2011 I think anyone would be sore after a bumming that long. I have to say that really did make me laugh
Turkish Posted 17 January, 2011 Posted 17 January, 2011 Up their arse. I have been in 4 serious relationships and now I am married. But all 4 of them have given it a go and then pretty much stopped after a year or so. I cannot for the life of me believe that any woman enjoys it like that, but fair play to them for giving it a go!! Anyone know of any women who do like it, and not out of one of those films that your friends watch! My mate from work nailed the bird who lives next door to him, apparantly when they were getting down to it she said "you can f*ck me up the arse if you want but you need to do it hard" so he did. I was seeing a bird for a while who liked it, she also loved having fingers stuck up her arse as foreplay. NEver met a bird who does ATM yet though.
Lighthouse Posted 17 January, 2011 Posted 17 January, 2011 My mate from work nailed the bird who lives next door to him, apparantly when they were getting down to it she said "you can f*ck me up the arse if you want but you need to do it hard" so he did. I was seeing a bird for a while who liked it, she also loved having fingers stuck up her arse as foreplay. NEver met a bird who does ATM yet though. You should be an errotic novelist.
Lord Duckhunter Posted 17 January, 2011 Posted 17 January, 2011 Like it, there are loads who love it.
SuperMikey Posted 17 January, 2011 Posted 17 January, 2011 Go to Thailand, with most of the ladies milling around Bangkok that's the only choice you have.
Turkish Posted 17 January, 2011 Posted 17 January, 2011 Go to Thailand, with most of the ladies milling around Bangkok that's the only choice you have. What the f*ck do you know? Dont every post on a thread about sex until you are no longer a virgin, you hear me.
saint boggy Posted 17 January, 2011 Posted 17 January, 2011 i used to work with a girl who raved about how much she loved anal sex with her boyfriend....and this was back in the day when 'nice' girls didn't do THAT (or at least they didnt let it be known anyway!),so fair play to her for that. from a female point of view, anal sex is very much about raw,animalistic passion; being in the throws of wild abandonment etc, which would probably explain why the OP's girlfriends went off it after a while.... i ,however, am unwilling to reveal MY penchant for anal play, so don't even ask!..........oh...
Turkish Posted 17 January, 2011 Posted 17 January, 2011 i used to work with a girl who raved about how much she loved anal sex with her boyfriend....and this was back in the day when 'nice' girls didn't do THAT (or at least they didnt let it be known anyway!),so fair play to her for that. from a female point of view, anal sex is very much about raw,animalistic passion; being in the throws of wild abandonment etc, which would probably explain why the OP's girlfriends went off it after a while.... i ,however, am unwilling to reveal MY penchant for anal play, so don't even ask!..........oh... That's a yes then. What pub do you go in before matches?
scotty Posted 17 January, 2011 Posted 17 January, 2011 The good dr is onto something here methinks. Ive had two g/fs that initially couldnt get enough action up the tradesmans but suddenly "went off" it after 10 or 12 months. Presumably once they got the contraception sorted
Turkish Posted 18 January, 2011 Posted 18 January, 2011 The good dr is onto something here methinks. Ive had two g/fs that initially couldnt get enough action up the tradesmans but suddenly "went off" it after 10 or 12 months. Presumably once they got the contraception sorted or once they thought they had trapped you.
notnowcato Posted 18 January, 2011 Posted 18 January, 2011 or once they thought they had trapped you. or once the chlamydia had cleared up!
dronskisaint Posted 18 January, 2011 Posted 18 January, 2011 Perhaps you should try asking men?:blush:
Dr Who? Posted 18 January, 2011 Author Posted 18 January, 2011 (edited) .... Edited 19 February, 2012 by Dr Who?
Dr Who? Posted 18 January, 2011 Author Posted 18 January, 2011 Perhaps you should try asking men?:blush: No that is not an option as I am married and love my wife, and also I am not gay!! lol
Turkish Posted 18 January, 2011 Posted 18 January, 2011 No that is not an option as I am married and love my wife, and also I am not gay!! lol or maybe she doesn't love you and your cock doesn't touch the sides anymore now she is getting it up the arse from someone else?
norwaysaint Posted 18 January, 2011 Posted 18 January, 2011 This is all a bit obvious. The enjoyment of anal for women is almost entirely because of the psychological side of it. it's naughty so it's exciting, and if a woman's excited by the idea of something, then just about anything can make her come. However, after a a while it's less exciting simply because it's not so forbidden and naughty anymore, just another bit of the sexual repertoire. Most women seem to like to try it, but they'll get bored of it unless you stimulate their mind at the same time because the physical side of anal just doesn't do it on its own.
Jonnyboy Posted 19 January, 2011 Posted 19 January, 2011 No that is not an option as I am married and love my wife, and also I am not gay!! lol So you have picture of your wife on a public forum in your avatar and have informed us all she took it up the sh*tter for a year. Classy.
Special K Posted 19 January, 2011 Posted 19 January, 2011 so you have picture of your wife on a public forum in your avatar and have informed us all she took it up the sh*tter for a year. Classy. lol!!
Wurzel Posted 19 January, 2011 Posted 19 January, 2011 I love the irony that (at the time I read it) in the list of thread titles this one was immediately followed by one titled "Best of luck with this" LoL
Saint-scooby Posted 19 January, 2011 Posted 19 January, 2011 An ex of mine loved it, I do miss her from time to time.
JustMike Posted 19 January, 2011 Posted 19 January, 2011 I think anyone would be sore after a bumming that long. you would know!!
Lighthouse Posted 19 January, 2011 Posted 19 January, 2011 you would know!! Actually I don't. Why don't you nip round and we'll find out. I'm Sure the kids can take care of themselves for a year.
miserableoldgit Posted 19 January, 2011 Posted 19 January, 2011 It hurt Edward II. I bet he wished that it has just been a finger!
Red&White Posted 19 January, 2011 Posted 19 January, 2011 (edited) Hamlet moment ? Edited 22 January, 2011 by Red&White wrong post
Lighthouse Posted 19 January, 2011 Posted 19 January, 2011 you would know!! Actually I was just thinking about the last time we were in the Slag and Cabbage before a match. Can't remember what you had to eat though. Was it a steak or a meat pie? ... No, I think it was something else.
Jonnyboy Posted 19 January, 2011 Posted 19 January, 2011 so based on this threads contributors - so far 100% of women like it!
thesaint sfc Posted 19 January, 2011 Posted 19 January, 2011 so based on this threads contributors - so far 100% of women like it! and men.
thesaint sfc Posted 20 January, 2011 Posted 20 January, 2011 Giving it or taking it ? I'm versatile Alpine. Are you interested?
Dr Who? Posted 20 January, 2011 Author Posted 20 January, 2011 (edited) .... Edited 19 February, 2012 by Dr Who?
Jonnyboy Posted 20 January, 2011 Posted 20 January, 2011 No that is not the wife, but it is the one who takes it up the arse!! I have one for normal sex one for anal one for blow jobs one for foot jobs and a wife for the jobs around the house.... odd jobs!! Heaven is a place on earth ;-)
hutch Posted 21 January, 2011 Posted 21 January, 2011 I bet your wife's glad you didn't read it at home.
Barney Trubble Posted 21 January, 2011 Posted 21 January, 2011 Why would any women enjoy being screwed in their ass? I just don't get it to be honest as there is no way that any human can get any satisfaction from it. An anus is like a one-way street - it's for ****ting out of. I do also wonder why men enjoy giving it...is it a case of some sort of power thing or closet homosexuality? I've never had the inclination to want to insert my three inches [i did get 3.5" once when I was younger] of erect manhood into a ladies anus - why would anyone? Surely a nice wet velvet pouch is more than enough?
Barney Trubble Posted 21 January, 2011 Posted 21 January, 2011 Because why would an heterosexual man want to **** someone in an anus? Of course a woman can suck me off, that's the general idea and then I give her a good shafting - are you not familiar with this practice. I take it you like sniffing poo pipe and the feel of poo nuggets on your penis?
Deppo Posted 21 January, 2011 Posted 21 January, 2011 Barney, Barney, Barney. Stop being so scared. You're scared of the feelings you're having and there's no need to be.
buctootim Posted 21 January, 2011 Posted 21 January, 2011 Front bottom, back bottom, tub of Ponds face cream, its all much the same to me.
Jones91 Posted 21 January, 2011 Posted 21 January, 2011 As it's an exit hole, I'm guessing that they would only enjoy half of it (the outwards part of the pumping action) so it would feel like going for a massive shyt or a small one, depending on your gurth/length. ...and I guess they stop taking it after 10/12 months so their anus doesn't get turned inside out.
Jones91 Posted 21 January, 2011 Posted 21 January, 2011 Also isn't their health reasons why you have to pot the pink before the brown? I think its the same reason they cant wipe back to front...
thesaint sfc Posted 21 January, 2011 Posted 21 January, 2011 Because why would an heterosexual man want to **** someone in an anus? Of course a woman can suck me off, that's the general idea and then I give her a good shafting - are you not familiar with this practice. I take it you like sniffing poo pipe and the feel of poo nuggets on your penis? I get the impression you've never been sha*ged by a man.
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