Dressing like c***s

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

I was out watching the U21 match last night and I got to thinking. A bunch of blokes came into the pub. A couple of them were wearing dresses and one had on a rainbow afro wig.There were similar groups when I went out on Wednesday.

Now, is it just me but can anyone tell me why people asee the need to dress up like complete c***s when they go out. What is the point? When I went out with the lads for a few beers no-one had an overwhelming urge to look like a complete w@nker and behave like a tosser, so why now?

[SNSUN]

So they can put the photos on Facebook IMO, and people will say "Oh it looks like you had so much fun, I wish I could've gone!"

[Denzil]

Maybe it was a gay bar?

[saint francis]

Wearing a dress at the weekend is perfectly acceptable.

[hamster]

Wearing a dress at the weekend is perfectly acceptable.

 

Evan my missus laughed at that, and she doesn't laugh much at all recently, so thank you Sir, I may reap the rewards of your effort later.

[Jillyanne]

Stag do?

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Dressing up like a complete tw*t gets attention from girls. FACT.

 

Girls will talk to you more and providing you arent a complete pleb with no personality, it increases your chances in scoring.

 

That or it was a stag do

[Essruu]

 

Girls will talk to you more and providing you arent a complete pleb with no personality, it increases your chances in scoring.

 

So your chances of scoring remain at zero then.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

So your chances of scoring remain at zero then.

 

Oh, such a f*cking comedian arent you. I wish I was as funny and as bald as you. Mr know it all.

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

In answer to Denzil, it was the Exchange in Southgate Street in Winchester which isn't a gay bar. The only bar in Winchester which catered for that sort of clientèle closed down.

 

And no, I never went in there.

 

It may have been a stag do, but it's something that is becoming more and more common at any time in the week, usually with student types, so maybe it is a ploy to get the girls.

 

They still look like c***s though.

[Wiltshire Saint]

In answer to Denzil, it was the Exchange in Southgate Street in Winchester which isn't a gay bar. The only bar in Winchester which catered for that sort of clientèle closed down.

 

And no, I never went in there.

 

It may have been a stag do, but it's something that is becoming more and more common at any time in the week, usually with student types, so maybe it is a ploy to get the girls.

 

They still look like c***s though.

 

 

Homophobe.

 

Also, with the stuff about students you are beginning to sound like a fat, spade faced ex soldier who works in telesales.

[Flyer]

 

It may have been a stag do, but it's something that is becoming more and more common at any time in the week, usually with student types, so maybe it is a ploy to get the girls.

 

They still look like c***s though.

 

If they are students then they are ****s, at least they are making the effort to look the part now.

[Jillyanne]

Homophobe.

 

Also, with the stuff about students you are beginning to sound like a fat, spade faced ex soldier who works in telesales.

 

Lol.

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

Homophobe.

 

Also, with the stuff about students you are beginning to sound like a fat, spade faced ex soldier who works in telesales.

 

I'm not a homophobe, it's just not my type of place. I also don't go into the Wykeham Arms in Winchester for the same reason.

 

And I was a student myself, as recently as 2005, it's just I never felt the need to dress like a prat.

 

I think that in Winchester it's because there are a lot of 'performing arts' students who are rather full of themselves and like to let everyone notice them.

[benjii]

Better to go in flagrant, no compromise drag than mince about in a pair of ridiculous skinny jeans that no real man would ever dream of trying to squeeze into.

[Jillyanne]

Better to go in flagrant, no compromise drag than mince about in a pair of ridiculous skinny jeans that no real man would ever dream of trying to squeeze into.

 

Excellent, can you please tell my other half this FACT.

[spain saint]

I'm not a homophobe, it's just not my type of place. I also don't go into the Wykeham Arms in Winchester for the same reason.

 

And I was a student myself, as recently as 2005, it's just I never felt the need to dress like a prat.

 

I think that in Winchester it's because there are a lot of 'performing arts' students who are rather full of themselves and like to let everyone notice them.

 

 

 

I worked in the wykeham arms for about a month 7 years ago!

Bunched of ego overinflated tosspots! Fact!

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

I worked in the wykeham arms for about a month 7 years ago!

Bunched of ego overinflated tosspots! Fact!

 

Precisely, that's why I hate it there, they're all like this...

 

[Denzil]

Homophobe.

 

Also, with the stuff about students you are beginning to sound like a fat, spade faced ex soldier who works in telesales.

 

As opposed to someone who has a paving slab head, who spends his life on internet forums where everyone things he's a complete retard?

[Jillyanne]

Re-read that Denzil.