Master Bates Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 I'm not afraid of dying itself, I mean, what's the point of being afraid of something inevitable? The only thing I'm afraid of is not being able to see how humanity progresses, will we ever be able to visit other galaxies? Will there ever be laser guns? I will never know, because i'll be dead. :rip: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 Will they ever design the ultimate arse shower jet, for removing hardened chugnuts? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pancake Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 Not afraid of dying, but of dying early? yes.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 Terrified of dying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLYMPIC Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 Not afraid of dying as it comes to us all and you can't avoid it,but i don't like the idea of getting really old and not being fit enough to do things for yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 Terrified of dying. Me too. It has always been the one thing that stops me drifting off to sleep once I dwell on the subject. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robsk II Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 Dying is terrifying. Being dead is a lamentable prospect, but not a scary one. The dying itself, scary, and the not having lived as one wanted, worse still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 Ever danced with devil in the pale moonlight? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 Ever danced with devil in the pale moonlight? Not as such, but I have eaten butterscotch flavour popcorn while getting my testicles licked. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 Not as such, but I have eaten butterscotch flavour popcorn while getting my testicles licked. I've eaten devils on horseback while getting my testicles licked... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 I've eaten devils on horseback while getting my testicles licked... Butterscotch flavour or traditional sausage and bacon flavour? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 Butterscotch angel delight is lovely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 Butterscotch angel delight is lovely. No testicle connection here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 Im going to delight an angel with my sausage while she plays with my testicles Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 Im going to delight an angel with my sausage while she plays with my testicles Something for everyone!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 What is there to be afraid of? Bring on the virgins, milk and honey! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 No testicle connection here? Haven't tried it yet, never say never though. Food for thought and all that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 Butterscotch flavour or traditional sausage and bacon flavour? Prunes and bacon...smoked and fried...of course... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 Not afraid of death itself but afraid it will be painful and it always gets me to think I wont be able to see, feel, smell, hear etc anything every again. Ill miss all my family and friends etc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 Ill miss all my family and friends etc No you won't. You will be dead... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 No you won't. You will be dead... But the point is no one can know what you are or are not able to feel or see. So I may or may not miss them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 But the point is no one can know what you are or are not able to feel or see. So I may or may not miss them Humans and their self important inward looking ways. You have no soul floating around after you die. That's it. Ya dead. Prepare to decompose... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 10 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 10 October, 2008 Humans and their self important inward looking ways. You have no soul floating around after you die. That's it. Ya dead. Prepare to decompose... He may get cremated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 He may get cremated. The second he dies? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 "i dont wanna die" who said that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 10 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 10 October, 2008 The second he dies? Yes, he died in a house fire. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 Yes, he died in a house fire. Which tense are you going for there? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 i imagine death to be like fun house. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 10 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 10 October, 2008 Which tense are you going for there? The present, right now as we speak he's burning in his house, already dead burning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 The present, right now as we speak he's burning in his house, already dead burning. So he hasn't completely burnt yet then...there's still time for decomposing... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 10 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 10 October, 2008 So he hasn't completely burnt yet then...there's still time for decomposing... Never :smt027 *EDIT Just been told he's now a pile of ashes blowing in the wind. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 i imagine death to be like fun house. Is Pat Sharp God? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 Is Pat Sharp God? yes, yes he is. with that big flowing mullet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bungle Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 Me too. It has always been the one thing that stops me drifting off to sleep once I dwell on the subject. Agreed, if I start thinking about it, then it becomes impossible to comprehend and I find I terrify myself. However, I don't spend all my time worrying about it. Where my next bacon sarnie is coming from is more important. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 Agreed, if I start thinking about it, then it becomes impossible to comprehend and I find I terrify myself. However, I don't spend all my time worrying about it. Where my next bacon sarnie is coming from is more important. +1, very empty feeling. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 10 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 10 October, 2008 Is Pat Sharp God? This man is God's son Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 Humans and their self important inward looking ways. You have no soul floating around after you die. That's it. Ya dead. Prepare to decompose... Never :smt027 *EDIT Just been told he's now a pile of ashes blowing in the wind. Tis true. I am dead. Burnt to a crisp. And I can confirm there is an afterlife. They have wifi tinternet access too. Just walk to the white light and all is good. Im surrounded by ******es with no clothes and loads of alcohol and drugs. I am now called Saint-Im_no_sinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 10 October, 2008 Share Posted 10 October, 2008 its how you die is the fear. Peacfully in your sleep in your 80's without knowing is the way to go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 11 October, 2008 Share Posted 11 October, 2008 My gran had her 90th birthday this week She reckons she is less scared of dying now than she ever was. She's had a good life, still has her marbles and enjoys everyday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyNorthernSaints Posted 11 October, 2008 Share Posted 11 October, 2008 I just hope if i get dementia i'm happily confused so i can mug teenagers, go shop lifting etc and get away with it :-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 11 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 11 October, 2008 its how you die is the fear. Peacfully in your sleep in your 80's without knowing is the way to go Not long for you then Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 11 October, 2008 Share Posted 11 October, 2008 Of dying? Only as much as the human brain tells me to be. If I'm confronted with a man with a gun saying he'll kill me, naturally I'll plead for my life. I still have things I want to achieve, like having a family. Other than that, I say when my time comes, my time comes and there's not a fig I can do about it. Of getting old, then yes. Naturally as you age you pick up an increased number of ailments, and even though I'm only 28 today, I hate being ill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 11 October, 2008 Share Posted 11 October, 2008 and even though I'm only 28 today, I hate being ill. Dont worry SNSUN, im sure they will find the cure soon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 11 October, 2008 Share Posted 11 October, 2008 Dont worry SNSUN, im sure they will find the cure soon... Well not right now! I don't have teh Aids... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 11 October, 2008 Share Posted 11 October, 2008 My gran had her 90th birthday this week She reckons she is less scared of dying now than she ever was. She's had a good life, still has her marbles and enjoys everyday. Super attitude. My Mum is 93, and she and her twin sister are still going strong. She gets a bit forgetful, but loves being involved in conversation, and enjoys a good laugh. Her hips play her up quite badly at times, but there's no talking of dying. She isn't scared of it, rather than being apprehensive of the unknown. Me..? I recently turned 50 and I'm a stone overweight. I could do with shedding the extra pounds, as it would allow me to feel a bit more energetic. I could start now for next summer - now there's a positive thought..! I obviously think about dying more than I used to when I was in my youth, but it doesn't fascinate me. Sure, I'm scared a bit. But that's because I want to do a few special things in my life, and be fit enough, before I get too old. If anything, I'd like to be able to determine when I've had enough, and not linger. My Dad died at 85, and so 35 more years would do me just fine. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 11 October, 2008 Share Posted 11 October, 2008 Not long for you then MB I knew you'd get that one in. It did make me smile, but you are right 15 minutes into the second half, I do hope the referee is going to add on a lot of injury time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_ed Posted 12 October, 2008 Share Posted 12 October, 2008 I'm mostly afraid of what may kill me. To have something like cancer would be awful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
toofarnorth Posted 13 October, 2008 Share Posted 13 October, 2008 Dying is terrifying. Being dead is a lamentable prospect, but not a scary one. The dying itself, scary, and the not having lived as one wanted, worse still. I agree with the whole being dead against dying argument. Being dead is just like before you were born, in so much that you didn't exist and therefore fealt nothing. I assume after you die will be quite similar. The actual process of dying though is a tad scary. Hope I just drift off in my sleep not knowing i'm dying, rather than a slow deterioration in my health where that is all i would inevitably think about. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 13 October, 2008 Share Posted 13 October, 2008 Being dead is just like before you were born, in so much that you didn't exist and therefore fealt nothing. I assume after you die will be quite similar. Is one way of looking at it and I am by no means a spiritualist, but another way of looking at it, is that until your Mummy & Daddy had teh secks to create you, you didnt have a soul, so would not have been able to remember/experiance anything. Question is, if there is such a thing as a soul, does it die with you when you die? Or does it live on in the form of a spirit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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