Is it gay to spray water up your ass?

[Master Bates]

I have one of those multiple setting shower nozzles. One of the settings is a traditional shower, another one shoots out these cumshot like bursts of water and another is like this ultra high powered beam of water.

 

Sometimes to clean my ass I turn on the really powerful beam, bend over, and let it shoot up inside my ass. I find that nothing cleans it better than this.

 

Is this gay?

[Scudamore]

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[jawillwill]

It would be more gay if your boyfriend sprayed it up there for you.

[St Landrew]

Depends whether you are enjoying it a little too excessively,I would of thought MB.

 

This bottom of the barrel scraping regarding your chosen new thread subject matter is beginning to take on epic proportions. Where will it all lead, I ask myself..?

[Master Bates]

Depends whether you are enjoying it a little too excessively,I would of thought MB.

 

This bottom of the barrel scraping regarding your chosen new thread subject matter is beginning to take on epic proportions. Where will it all lead, I ask myself..?

 

Not too excessively no, am I the only one who cleans up there?

[JohnnyFartPants]

I like the subject. He chose well. My only worry is that we discuss the merits of the choice of subject rather than the subject itself.

 

I think if you were to try to "take" extreme hot water beyond pain barriers, then that would be too kinky, however, if you are merely enjoying have a cleansed hoop, all power to you, sir.

[dubai_phil]

You may be surprised to know that across the ME & a lot of Asia you actually have a shower-head thingy by the side of the loo for a spray rinse when done.

 

But the FUNNIEST was in '02 when I went with my mate to Japan, we stayed in a hotel in Tokyo with a tiny almost prefab plastic bathroom. He went for a cr*p and as he leant to reach the loo roll he pressed the automatic ar*se washer button a little nozzle came out and sprayed straight where the sun don't shine. Oh how he screamed....... came flying head first out the mini bathroom with shreddies still around his ankles.

So in answer to the question in the title no he didn't feel in the least bit gay.....

[Pancake]

Surely the definition of "being gay" would be a sexual attraction to the same sex; therefore this isnt gay.

 

For example, if a man were to be turned on and sexually gratified by being ridden by a lady with a strap on, it doesnt make him "gay".

[Master Bates]

Surely the definition of "being gay" would be a sexual attraction to the same sex; therefore this isnt gay.

 

For example, if a man were to be turned on and sexually gratified by being ridden by a lady with a strap on, it doesnt make him "gay".

 

But isn't men wearing make up gay?

[St Landrew]

Not too excessively no, am I the only one who cleans up there?

 

No, as it happens, I do too.

 

The French do it every time they crap though. The Bidet..?

[Pancake]

But isn't men wearing make up gay?

 

If they wear it to attract other men, then yes. If they wear if for another reason, then no.

 

This has been a public service announcement from Pancake. Thank you.

[JohnnyFartPants]

If they wear it to attract other men, then yes. If they wear if for another reason, then no.

 

This has been a public service announcement from Pancake. Thank you.

 

I am not so sure I agree with your points of view. It is far too "modern man" and PC for my liking. I respect your position as a board fascist, but in my opinion if a bloke wants his wife to ride him up the chocolate star fish with a strap on ****, then he is harbouring desires to have a man do it. Also, if he is wearing make up he must surely be a raving poofta and as such should be shot at dawn, no?

[Pancake]

I respect your position as a board fascist,

 

:confused:

 

in my opinion if a bloke wants his wife to ride him up the chocolate star fish with a strap on ****, then he is harbouring desires to have a man do it. Also, if he is wearing make up he must surely be a raving poofta and as such should be shot at dawn, no?

 

Each to there own I guess. I can only assume you POV is for "shock value" and of no real substance...

[JohnnyFartPants]

:confused:

 

 

 

Each to there own I guess. I can only assume you POV is for "shock value" and of no real substance...

 

Probably more substance to it than the bloke would want to his poo after suffering his pleasure, tbf.

[Pancake]

Probably more substance to it than the bloke would want to his poo after suffering his pleasure, tbf.

 

Nope, Ive read it 3 times and Im still not getting it JFP...

[JohnnyFartPants]

Nope, Ive read it 3 times and Im still not getting it JFP...

 

Substance.

 

the real or essential part or element of anything; essence, reality, or basic matter

 

 

1. the physical matter of which a thing consists; material

2. matter of a particular kind or chemical composition

 

 

 

1. solid quality; substantial character

2. consistency; body

[saint_stevo]

i have my own cover up stick and wear a cardigan, listen to Ne Yo and spend over £20 on a haircut, is this gay?

[Ponty]

i have my own cover up stick and wear a cardigan, listen to Ne Yo and spend over £20 on a haircut, is this gay?

 

Yes.

[Calvin]

Wtf!!!!!!!!!!!!1

[Calvin]

i have my own cover up stick and wear a cardigan, listen to Ne Yo and spend over £20 on a haircut, is this gay?

 

Trendy

[Kadeem Hardison]

For example, if a man were to be turned on and sexually gratified by being ridden by a lady with a strap on, it doesnt make him "gay".

 

How many times have you had to use this line?

[Badger]

The original question was:

 

Is it gay to spray water up your ass?

 

Spraying water up your ass is surely some form of bestiality,or cruelty to an animal.An ass being a donkey or similar.

 

Spraying it up your arse,- backside,ring-piece,****-shute,or whatever you want to call it- is a different matter.

 

Hope that helps to clarify.

[Denzil]

i have my own cover up stick and wear a cardigan, listen to Ne Yo and spend over £20 on a haircut, is this gay?

 

 

Woofter!

[SNSUN]

I think bidets are the greatest invention on earth. God knows why England hasn't adopted them. (Grossness aside...)

[benjii]

Is the nozzle shaped like a penis?

 

That is the key factor.

[Dog]

Spraying water up your anus isn't gay at all, it is a hygenic way to clean yourself. However moulding the bar of Dove into a 7" penis and doing yourself in the ringer is.

Master Bates you disgust me!

[Seaford Saint]

Spraying water up your anus isn't gay at all, it is a hygenic way to clean yourself. However moulding the bar of Dove into a 7" penis and doing yourself in the ringer is.

Master Bates you disgust me!

 

 

I burst out laughing....

[Weston Super Saint]

I have one of those multiple setting shower nozzles. One of the settings is a traditional shower, another one shoots out these cumshot like bursts of water and another is like this ultra high powered beam of water.

 

Sometimes to clean my ass I turn on the really powerful beam, bend over, and let it shoot up inside my ass. I find that nothing cleans it better than this.

 

Is this gay?

 

Anyone who allows the shower head to 'shoot up his arse' is definitely a gheyer of saint_stevo proportions.

[dubai_phil]

Spraying water up your anus isn't gay at all, it is a hygenic way to clean yourself. However moulding the bar of Dove into a 7" penis and doing yourself in the ringer is.

Master Bates you disgust me!

 

So what you're saying then is that it could be ok if it was Cussons Imperial Leather?

 

Or was that covered in the strap-on section earlier?

[Weston Super Saint]

So what you're saying then is that it could be ok if it was Cussons Imperial Leather?

 

Or was that covered in the strap-on section earlier?

 

Do they make soap on a rope?

[Master Bates]

Do they make soap on a rope?

 

Yes, yes they do

[Weston Super Saint]

Yes, yes they do

 

So you never lose it

[dubai_phil]

Reminds me of about the oldest joke I can remember which gets totally spoilt when you introduce the concept of soap on a rope

 

Two nuns in the bath

 

where's the soap

 

yes it does doesn't it

[SNSUN]

Reminds me of about the oldest joke I can remember which gets totally spoilt when you introduce the concept of soap on a rope

 

Two nuns in the bath

 

where's the soap

 

yes it does doesn't it

 

I've heard this one before and I still don't get it.

[eurosaint]

Does he mean -

"what's the difference between a lady in the bath and a holy nun?"

One has hope in her soul and the other has soap..... you get the drift, no?

[Mouldy Coat]

I agree, good choice of subject matter. The question of 'is it a gay act?', largely depends on if you are thinking of another man at the same time. My personal view is this:

If your purpose is to remove the odd cling on or prevent shat rash, then that's ok. If you actually pull the starfish open and think of another man then you are probably bent.

 

I hope this helps you clear up a few concerns? ;-) pun intended

[mack rill]

I agree, good choice of subject matter. The question of 'is it a gay act?', largely depends on if you are thinking of another man at the same time. My personal view is this:

If your purpose is to remove the odd cling on or prevent shat rash, then that's ok. If you actually pull the starfish open and think of another man then you are probably bent.

 

I hope this helps you clear up a few concerns? ;-) pun intended

 

Surly you are gonna be bent to pull open the star fish?

[Wade Garrett]

I have one of those multiple setting shower nozzles. One of the settings is a traditional shower, another one shoots out these cumshot like bursts of water and another is like this ultra high powered beam of water.

 

Sometimes to clean my ass I turn on the really powerful beam, bend over, and let it shoot up inside my ass. I find that nothing cleans it better than this.

 

Is this gay?

 

It's only gay if you try and stick the shower-head up your bottom, in a sort of Chris Pea****-electric toothbrush sort of way.

[Dog]

I agree, good choice of subject matter. The question of 'is it a gay act?', largely depends on if you are thinking of another man at the same time. My personal view is this:

If your purpose is to remove the odd cling on or prevent shat rash, then that's ok. If you actually pull the starfish open and think of another man then you are probably bent.

 

 

You seem to be an expert on this subject.