dune Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 I thought from the start it was the boyfriend, but when the old bill arrested the weird retired teacher/lib dem activist I thought it must be him, but now he's been released on bail i'm thinking it's the boyfriend again. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 he taught at my dads school Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintandy666 Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 Nobody knows, especially us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 I thought from the start it was the boyfriend, but when the old bill arrested the weird retired teacher/lib dem activist I thought it must be him, but now he's been released on bail i'm thinking it's the boyfriend again. And there we have it. The workings of dune's mind displayed for all to see in just a few sentences. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Fry Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 The socialists did it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 3 January, 2011 Author Share Posted 3 January, 2011 And there we have it. The workings of dune's mind displayed for all to see in just a few sentences. I did chuckle when they revealed he was a retired teacher and lib dem activist. It made me think of so many posters on here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Doctoroncall Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 Nobody knows, especially us. Dune does. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 I did chuckle when they revealed he was a retired teacher and lib dem activist. It made me think of so many posters on here. probably, a close likeness to Deppo.. a crazy, odd-bod lunatic that lives alone and eats nothing but baked beans for dinner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ottery st mary Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 jack Frost will solve it... He posts on here..## Maybe he has been busy.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 jack Frost will solve it... He posts on here..## Maybe he has been busy.. Bah Mullett won't let me in on the case yet, it's still a Somerset job so far. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 I did chuckle when they revealed he was a retired teacher and lib dem activist. It made me think of so many posters on here. Public school teacher. He's one of yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 probably, a close likeness to Deppo.. a crazy, odd-bod lunatic that lives alone and eats nothing but baked beans for dinner I eat Wotsits sandwiches for dinner. And I don't live alone. I live with my nan. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Draino76 Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 It's a terrible thing that she was killed. I would like to get involved in the investigation in any way I can. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 It's a terrible thing that she was killed. I would like to get involved in the investigation in any way I can. Perhaps you and dune could form a detective partnership? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
barney Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 you are a cock of the highest order. Let the old bill do their job and keep ur boring opinions to yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 3 January, 2011 Author Share Posted 3 January, 2011 you are a cock of the highest order. Let the old bill do their job and keep ur boring opinions to yourself. Leave Deppo alone. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Weston Super Saint Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 I went with the boyfriend the day the news broke. I'm still going for him, but the bookies won't take my bet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 I think it's someone who fancies himself as a pub landlord. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 I went with the boyfriend the day the news broke. I'm still going for him, but the bookies won't take my bet Wasn't he 'up north' for the weekend? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saintandy666 Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 Being a Lib Dem supporter makes you a murderer (Y) and here is the person who had a go at people for saying left wing thinkers had higher IQ's... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 Bah Mullett won't let me in on the case yet, it's still a Somerset job so far. You wanna pizza the action Jacko? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 4 January, 2011 Share Posted 4 January, 2011 Its either the butler, he did it, or a migrant worker from the Tesco Express where she bought the pizza. Surprised the press have not rumbled it yet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atticus Finch of Maycomb Posted 4 January, 2011 Share Posted 4 January, 2011 LOLZ! Superb humour everyone! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GenevaSaint Posted 4 January, 2011 Share Posted 4 January, 2011 I'm still chuckling from the last set of similar posts, all those condeming the McCanns, I think dune was in there on that one as well. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickG Posted 4 January, 2011 Share Posted 4 January, 2011 do you think the McCanns linked with this as well? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 4 January, 2011 Author Share Posted 4 January, 2011 Being a Lib Dem supporter makes you a murderer. Of course not, but I think it's reasonable to say they need re wiring. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 4 January, 2011 Author Share Posted 4 January, 2011 do you think the McCanns linked with this as well? I've always said they were innocent but nice try numbnuts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickG Posted 4 January, 2011 Share Posted 4 January, 2011 I don't know re McCanns Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Verbal Posted 4 January, 2011 Share Posted 4 January, 2011 Of course not, but I think it's reasonable to say they need re wiring. Only if you have a fascistic frame of mind. So no, not reasonable at all. I expect we're all going to be surprised who the killer is - and possibly not ANY of the current suspects. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 4 January, 2011 Author Share Posted 4 January, 2011 I don't know re McCanns 80% of murder victims know their killer. I know you like your stats. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickG Posted 4 January, 2011 Share Posted 4 January, 2011 How have murder rates gone since Adkins appointed? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 4 January, 2011 Share Posted 4 January, 2011 could she have been in a affair with a married man and wanted to tell the world, he panicked? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 4 January, 2011 Share Posted 4 January, 2011 could she have been in a affair with a married man and wanted to tell the world, he panicked? Hmm I wonder how you managed to come up with this theory? Surely only a married man who would be worried about such a thing could think this through.... She was found on a golf course, I'm just shocked that nobody else thinks it was Tiger Woods trying to cover up his latest relapse to avoid losing the last of his psonsors Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 4 January, 2011 Share Posted 4 January, 2011 How have murder rates gone since Adkins appointed? tbh I'm surprised no-one's blamed Cortese for this yet Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atticus Finch of Maycomb Posted 4 January, 2011 Share Posted 4 January, 2011 This is topical news-based humour of which even Paul Merton and Ian Hislop would be proud. Everyone on this thread is so so funny. You should all be appearing on Mock the Week based on the strength of these contributions. I can't wait for the next murder, or maybe nursery school shooting, to see you guys rippng the p*ss out of it. Especially loved the Adkins-Cortese references. Humour AND intelligence. Keep it coming everyone! LOLZ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 4 January, 2011 Author Share Posted 4 January, 2011 This is topical news-based humour of which even Paul Merton and Ian Hislop would be proud. Everyone on this thread is so so funny. You should all be appearing on Mock the Week based on the strength of these contributions. I can't wait for the next murder, or maybe nursery school shooting, to see you guys rippng the p*ss out of it. Especially loved the Adkins-Cortese references. Humour AND intelligence. Keep it coming everyone! LOLZ! Hello Deppo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Atticus Finch of Maycomb Posted 4 January, 2011 Share Posted 4 January, 2011 Hmm I wonder how you managed to come up with this theory? Surely only a married man who would be worried about such a thing could think this through.... She was found on a golf course, I'm just shocked that nobody else thinks it was Tiger Woods trying to cover up his latest relapse to avoid losing the last of his psonsors Let's count how many people in the world find Dubai Phil funny: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 4 January, 2011 Share Posted 4 January, 2011 Hmm I wonder how you managed to come up with this theory? Surely only a married man who would be worried about such a thing could think this through.... I only look at the menu i have never been in the restaurant . Of course a fine specimen like yourself has to beat the women away with a club and so must fall to those temptations. Iam told you are unfaithful everytime as you walk past a mirror Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
COMEONYOUREDS Posted 4 January, 2011 Share Posted 4 January, 2011 To be fair to posters on this board, if the chief investigating officer hadn't seemingly based the entire investigation around a pizza then this case might not be attracting the sort of bad jokes it has been? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickG Posted 4 January, 2011 Share Posted 4 January, 2011 wish they would stop going on about weird teachers they have arrested, the safety of woman in Bristol, the mystery 4x4 and get back to the real issue... .....have they found the missing pizza - I know its been cold but it won't be edible soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Give it to Ron Posted 4 January, 2011 Share Posted 4 January, 2011 I think it's someone who fancies himself as a pub landlord. What Al Murray??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimmy_D Posted 4 January, 2011 Share Posted 4 January, 2011 And I think that's enough of that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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