dune Posted 3 January, 2011 Posted 3 January, 2011 I thought from the start it was the boyfriend, but when the old bill arrested the weird retired teacher/lib dem activist I thought it must be him, but now he's been released on bail i'm thinking it's the boyfriend again.
Deppo Posted 3 January, 2011 Posted 3 January, 2011 I thought from the start it was the boyfriend, but when the old bill arrested the weird retired teacher/lib dem activist I thought it must be him, but now he's been released on bail i'm thinking it's the boyfriend again. And there we have it. The workings of dune's mind displayed for all to see in just a few sentences.
dune Posted 3 January, 2011 Author Posted 3 January, 2011 And there we have it. The workings of dune's mind displayed for all to see in just a few sentences. I did chuckle when they revealed he was a retired teacher and lib dem activist. It made me think of so many posters on here.
Thedelldays Posted 3 January, 2011 Posted 3 January, 2011 I did chuckle when they revealed he was a retired teacher and lib dem activist. It made me think of so many posters on here. probably, a close likeness to Deppo.. a crazy, odd-bod lunatic that lives alone and eats nothing but baked beans for dinner
ottery st mary Posted 3 January, 2011 Posted 3 January, 2011 jack Frost will solve it... He posts on here..## Maybe he has been busy..
JackFrost Posted 3 January, 2011 Posted 3 January, 2011 jack Frost will solve it... He posts on here..## Maybe he has been busy.. Bah Mullett won't let me in on the case yet, it's still a Somerset job so far.
Deppo Posted 3 January, 2011 Posted 3 January, 2011 I did chuckle when they revealed he was a retired teacher and lib dem activist. It made me think of so many posters on here. Public school teacher. He's one of yours.
Deppo Posted 3 January, 2011 Posted 3 January, 2011 probably, a close likeness to Deppo.. a crazy, odd-bod lunatic that lives alone and eats nothing but baked beans for dinner I eat Wotsits sandwiches for dinner. And I don't live alone. I live with my nan.
Draino76 Posted 3 January, 2011 Posted 3 January, 2011 It's a terrible thing that she was killed. I would like to get involved in the investigation in any way I can.
Deppo Posted 3 January, 2011 Posted 3 January, 2011 It's a terrible thing that she was killed. I would like to get involved in the investigation in any way I can. Perhaps you and dune could form a detective partnership?
barney Posted 3 January, 2011 Posted 3 January, 2011 you are a cock of the highest order. Let the old bill do their job and keep ur boring opinions to yourself.
dune Posted 3 January, 2011 Author Posted 3 January, 2011 you are a cock of the highest order. Let the old bill do their job and keep ur boring opinions to yourself. Leave Deppo alone.
Weston Super Saint Posted 3 January, 2011 Posted 3 January, 2011 I went with the boyfriend the day the news broke. I'm still going for him, but the bookies won't take my bet
Verbal Posted 3 January, 2011 Posted 3 January, 2011 I think it's someone who fancies himself as a pub landlord.
anothersaintinsouthsea Posted 3 January, 2011 Posted 3 January, 2011 I went with the boyfriend the day the news broke. I'm still going for him, but the bookies won't take my bet Wasn't he 'up north' for the weekend?
Saintandy666 Posted 3 January, 2011 Posted 3 January, 2011 Being a Lib Dem supporter makes you a murderer (Y) and here is the person who had a go at people for saying left wing thinkers had higher IQ's...
hamster Posted 3 January, 2011 Posted 3 January, 2011 Bah Mullett won't let me in on the case yet, it's still a Somerset job so far. You wanna pizza the action Jacko?
Badger Posted 4 January, 2011 Posted 4 January, 2011 Its either the butler, he did it, or a migrant worker from the Tesco Express where she bought the pizza. Surprised the press have not rumbled it yet.
GenevaSaint Posted 4 January, 2011 Posted 4 January, 2011 I'm still chuckling from the last set of similar posts, all those condeming the McCanns, I think dune was in there on that one as well.
NickG Posted 4 January, 2011 Posted 4 January, 2011 do you think the McCanns linked with this as well?
dune Posted 4 January, 2011 Author Posted 4 January, 2011 Being a Lib Dem supporter makes you a murderer. Of course not, but I think it's reasonable to say they need re wiring.
dune Posted 4 January, 2011 Author Posted 4 January, 2011 do you think the McCanns linked with this as well? I've always said they were innocent but nice try numbnuts.
Verbal Posted 4 January, 2011 Posted 4 January, 2011 Of course not, but I think it's reasonable to say they need re wiring. Only if you have a fascistic frame of mind. So no, not reasonable at all. I expect we're all going to be surprised who the killer is - and possibly not ANY of the current suspects.
dune Posted 4 January, 2011 Author Posted 4 January, 2011 I don't know re McCanns 80% of murder victims know their killer. I know you like your stats.
NickG Posted 4 January, 2011 Posted 4 January, 2011 How have murder rates gone since Adkins appointed?
OldNick Posted 4 January, 2011 Posted 4 January, 2011 could she have been in a affair with a married man and wanted to tell the world, he panicked?
dubai_phil Posted 4 January, 2011 Posted 4 January, 2011 could she have been in a affair with a married man and wanted to tell the world, he panicked? Hmm I wonder how you managed to come up with this theory? Surely only a married man who would be worried about such a thing could think this through.... She was found on a golf course, I'm just shocked that nobody else thinks it was Tiger Woods trying to cover up his latest relapse to avoid losing the last of his psonsors
JackFrost Posted 4 January, 2011 Posted 4 January, 2011 How have murder rates gone since Adkins appointed? tbh I'm surprised no-one's blamed Cortese for this yet
Atticus Finch of Maycomb Posted 4 January, 2011 Posted 4 January, 2011 This is topical news-based humour of which even Paul Merton and Ian Hislop would be proud. Everyone on this thread is so so funny. You should all be appearing on Mock the Week based on the strength of these contributions. I can't wait for the next murder, or maybe nursery school shooting, to see you guys rippng the p*ss out of it. Especially loved the Adkins-Cortese references. Humour AND intelligence. Keep it coming everyone! LOLZ!
dune Posted 4 January, 2011 Author Posted 4 January, 2011 This is topical news-based humour of which even Paul Merton and Ian Hislop would be proud. Everyone on this thread is so so funny. You should all be appearing on Mock the Week based on the strength of these contributions. I can't wait for the next murder, or maybe nursery school shooting, to see you guys rippng the p*ss out of it. Especially loved the Adkins-Cortese references. Humour AND intelligence. Keep it coming everyone! LOLZ! Hello Deppo.
Atticus Finch of Maycomb Posted 4 January, 2011 Posted 4 January, 2011 Hmm I wonder how you managed to come up with this theory? Surely only a married man who would be worried about such a thing could think this through.... She was found on a golf course, I'm just shocked that nobody else thinks it was Tiger Woods trying to cover up his latest relapse to avoid losing the last of his psonsors Let's count how many people in the world find Dubai Phil funny:
OldNick Posted 4 January, 2011 Posted 4 January, 2011 Hmm I wonder how you managed to come up with this theory? Surely only a married man who would be worried about such a thing could think this through.... I only look at the menu i have never been in the restaurant . Of course a fine specimen like yourself has to beat the women away with a club and so must fall to those temptations. Iam told you are unfaithful everytime as you walk past a mirror
COMEONYOUREDS Posted 4 January, 2011 Posted 4 January, 2011 To be fair to posters on this board, if the chief investigating officer hadn't seemingly based the entire investigation around a pizza then this case might not be attracting the sort of bad jokes it has been?
NickG Posted 4 January, 2011 Posted 4 January, 2011 wish they would stop going on about weird teachers they have arrested, the safety of woman in Bristol, the mystery 4x4 and get back to the real issue... .....have they found the missing pizza - I know its been cold but it won't be edible soon.
Give it to Ron Posted 4 January, 2011 Posted 4 January, 2011 I think it's someone who fancies himself as a pub landlord. What Al Murray???
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