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It's sooo important now that we keep looking for that second goal, we don't want to sit back and let them back into the game

 

 

Thanks Dave, nearly worked as another bit of AL magic makes a chance

 

Meanwhile the goal made me rush my steak and my onion rings are soggy. NA out how dare you score so quickly at the start of a half

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Mrs alpine saint: How's your dinner, my love?

alpine saint: Rubbish, I'm not even full up yet.

Mrs alpine saint: But... but you haven't even eaten half of it yet.

alpine saint: I know, but if I'm not full by now, I never will be.

Mrs alpine saint: Of course you will, my love. If you eat it all, you'll probably be full up.

alpine saint: Well, I'm not going to wait until then to find out, am I? Useless cow.

Mrs alpine saint: I don't think it is fair to be nasty about me until you've actually finished it.

alpine saint: Shut up you useless bint.

alpine saint finishes his dinner

Mrs alpine saint: Well... how was it? Are you full.

alpine saint: Yes, but that's not the point. I bet I won't be full after tomorrow's dinner.

Mrs alpine saint: But you've been full after the past few dinners, so you might be? Why don't you wait and see?

alpine saint: (Silence)

Mrs alpine saint: Have you got nothing to say? Surely you could thank me for making you a nice, filling and satisfying meal? You had a lot more to say when you were complaining about it halfway through the meal.

alpine saint: I can't think of anything. I'm going to bed.

 

PMSL :lol:

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It is people like Saint Lard that really embarrass themselves on match day threads...

 

Err no,i think plenty of others have shown their true selves....amazing how the billy big balls some people get when they don't agree with another point of view.

Can't debate just think they know it all and they can never be wrong.

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Mrs alpine saint: How's your dinner, my love?

alpine saint: Rubbish, I'm not even full up yet.

Mrs alpine saint: But... but you haven't even eaten half of it yet.

alpine saint: I know, but if I'm not full by now, I never will be.

Mrs alpine saint: Of course you will, my love. If you eat it all, you'll probably be full up.

alpine saint: Well, I'm not going to wait until then to find out, am I? Useless cow.

Mrs alpine saint: I don't think it is fair to be nasty about me until you've actually finished it.

alpine saint: Shut up you useless bint.

alpine saint finishes his dinner

Mrs alpine saint: Well... how was it? Are you full.

alpine saint: Yes, but that's not the point. I bet I won't be full after tomorrow's dinner.

Mrs alpine saint: But you've been full after the past few dinners, so you might be? Why don't you wait and see?

alpine saint: (Silence)

Mrs alpine saint: Have you got nothing to say? Surely you could thank me for making you a nice, filling and satisfying meal? You had a lot more to say when you were complaining about it halfway through the meal.

alpine saint: I can't think of anything. I'm going to bed.

 

hehehe

 

 

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Err no,i think plenty of others have shown their true selves....amazing how the billy big balls some people get when they don't agree with another point of view.

Can't debate just think they know it all and they can never be wrong.

 

like I was about guly..you are spectacularly wrong...you say "you will try and paint a happy picture"...or words to that effect..

 

well...err, we are 2nd in the league and 3 points from the fuking top...(as it stands)

yes, things are ****ing rosey thank you very much

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Mrs alpine saint: How's your dinner, my love?

alpine saint: Rubbish, I'm not even full up yet.

Mrs alpine saint: But... but you haven't even eaten half of it yet.

alpine saint: I know, but if I'm not full by now, I never will be.

Mrs alpine saint: Of course you will, my love. If you eat it all, you'll probably be full up.

alpine saint: Well, I'm not going to wait until then to find out, am I? Useless cow.

Mrs alpine saint: I don't think it is fair to be nasty about me until you've actually finished it.

alpine saint: Shut up you useless bint.

alpine saint finishes his dinner

Mrs alpine saint: Well... how was it? Are you full.

alpine saint: Yes, but that's not the point. I bet I won't be full after tomorrow's dinner.

Mrs alpine saint: But you've been full after the past few dinners, so you might be? Why don't you wait and see?

alpine saint: (Silence)

Mrs alpine saint: Have you got nothing to say? Surely you could thank me for making you a nice, filling and satisfying meal? You had a lot more to say when you were complaining about it halfway through the meal.

alpine saint: I can't think of anything. I'm going to bed.

 

Nice one Deppo. :)

 

Some may suggest the same could be true for Mr and Mrs Lard. ;)

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like I was about guly..you are spectacularly wrong...you say "you will try and paint a happy picture"...or words to that effect..

 

well...err, we are 2nd in the league and 3 points from the fuking top...(as it stands)

yes, things are ****ing rosey thank you very much

 

I could not agree more they do look a hell of a lot rosier than they did at half time,especially when you compare the quality and depth of the two sides squads.

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