Thedelldays Posted 2 January, 2011 Share Posted 2 January, 2011 just been watching some shyt about celeb moments of 2010.. it really struck me on how poor and pointless our celebs are.!!! Kerry Katona...seriously, who gives a flying fuk..? lisa cundy...famous for being an ex WAG...hell..? WAGS has to be the most cringeworthy sort of celebrity.. now we have the likes of ****s like olly murrs have a mouth piece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Whitey Grandad Posted 2 January, 2011 Share Posted 2 January, 2011 If they're celebrities, how come I've never heard of any of them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 2 January, 2011 Share Posted 2 January, 2011 just been watching some shyt about celeb moments of 2010.. it really struck me on how poor and pointless our celebs are.!!! Kerry Katona...seriously, who gives a flying fuk..? lisa cundy...famous for being an ex WAG...hell..? WAGS has to be the most cringeworthy sort of celebrity.. now we have the likes of ****s like olly murrs have a mouth piece. Think you've answered your own q there dd. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 I think you can only really be considered a celebrity if you are on television and if people talk about you on internet forums. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 you're halfway there depps me old mucker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 Anyone who has ever been 'voted off' a TV show. Except Lucy Pinder, as Saints fans we can forgive her for that. WAGs NDubz Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 One thing that bugs me is the trend of putting ex-reality TV contestants in on the 'celebrity' special version of the show. Seriously WTF!?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 Katy bloody Price. Famous for being an airhead with civil engineered boobs. Utter scum. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sheaf Saint Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 Katy bloody Price. Famous for being an airhead with civil engineered boobs. Utter scum. Yep. She's nothing but an uneducated, untalented, disgusting slag, but she isn't quite as contemptible as the utter morons who actually pay money to read about her antics in pathetic rags such as Heat magazine. The fact that these kinds of magazines take up half the bloody displays in most newsagents is indicative of just what is wrong with British society today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 I do not read, or watch anything about them, outside of the sporting and music celebs that is. I could not give a flying f about any of them, and I would not give my time to a program about them that is for sure! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NickG Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 Katy bloody Price. Famous for being an airhead with civil engineered boobs. Utter scum. not the best looking woman around with big tits who wants to flash them - but she has made £50m - maybe not such an airhead! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
moon monkey Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 Kerry Katona is one who I was hoping was going to disappear from the media. She went through a drug problem, her husband problems and apparently had no money and was going to be evicted. 2 months later she turns to fitness, looks slimmer and now the media love her. Nothing ever came from her eviction and apparently no money problems. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
John Boy Saint Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 Kerry Katona is one who I was hoping was going to disappear from the media. She went through a drug problem, her husband problems and apparently had no money and was going to be evicted. 2 months later she turns to fitness, looks slimmer and now the media love her. Nothing ever came from her eviction and apparently no money problems. My Missus had that This Morning omnibus on the other Sunday, and they had Ms Katona on going on about getting herself sorted out. I just told the wife to turn it off as it was all self inflicted, someone elses fault b s, and anyone who was entralled by it all was in need of serious help. That said if I could get stinking rich very quickly for doing something Vacuous, that the shallow masses bought into. I would not say no!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 As an internet celebrity myself, I feel that the intrusions on my private life should allow me the opportunities to make money from the nobodies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 I subscribe to Heat . I get so excited waiting for each issue . You get to find out stuff like where Natalie Appleton buys her oranges from and what colour shoes Abi Clancy has bought. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 Where does Natalie Appleton buy her oranges? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crab Lungs Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 And the fact people idolise them makes me f()cking sick... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 Where does Natalie Appleton buy her oranges? Portobello market. A little family run stall, I think celebs should have on their own forum section on this website so we can discuss all the gossip. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 And the fact people idolise them makes me f()cking sick... I don't idolise them. I just quite like them in a fruit salad or freshly squeezed in a glass in the morning. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 Kerry Katona...seriously, who gives a flying fuk..? I really struggle to understand what this pathetic waste of space offers that makes tv companies give her the time of day, or makes people want to watch her? She offers nothing what-so-ever, I just want to throw things at the tv when I see adverts with her on! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sotonjoe Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 just been watching some shyt about celeb moments of 2010.. it really struck me on how poor and pointless our celebs are.!!! Kerry Katona...seriously, who gives a flying fuk..? lisa cundy...famous for being an ex WAG...hell..? WAGS has to be the most cringeworthy sort of celebrity.. now we have the likes of ****s like olly murrs have a mouth piece. But you still watched it right? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OldNick Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 I really struggle to understand what this pathetic waste of space offers that makes tv companies give her the time of day, or makes people want to watch her? She offers nothing what-so-ever, I just want to throw things at the tv when I see adverts with her on! the same goes for Lenny Henry everytime he pops up on an advert. IMO it is his skin colour that has given him work not his talent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 Kerry Katona...seriously, who gives a flying fuk..? I really struggle to understand what this pathetic waste of space offers... Don't be rude. He serves our country in underwater boats by keeping the other navymen warm with cuddles and more. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 Don't be rude. He serves our country in underwater boats by keeping the other navymen warm with cuddles and more. :lol: Ahhh Deppo if you were a real person (and preferably a hot slim female with small boobs) rather than an automated spambot, I think I could marry you when you post things as funny as that! You are a funny one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clapham Saint Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 the same goes for Lenny Henry everytime he pops up on an advert. IMO it is his skin colour that has given him work not his talent. There was a magic show of some description on a couple of days ago which, at first glance, looked as though it might have been interesting. Unfortunately his irritating mug was hosting it. I couldn't stomach his stupid grin and lack of any sign of talent and so had to turn it off so I'll never know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dickyhale Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 Jordan is the most vile. Yes it's societies fault that she's able to get rich for nothing, but unlike other worthless celebs, Jordan is constantly on the defensive, has no humour and generally needs to die, hopefully ironically. Boob explosion? Beaten to death with part 9 of her autobiography? Not sure that's ironic, unless it was titled I'm still alive, but nonetheless cathartic and necessary. She's only a celeb for being nothing more than an old raleigh bike. With her bits and piece's family. I turn the telly off if that cow is on it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 Davina McCall. Very annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 3 January, 2011 Share Posted 3 January, 2011 strange thread considering that we al idolise burley men who kick leather bags of air around. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Petersfield Saint Posted 4 January, 2011 Share Posted 4 January, 2011 Davina McCall. Very annoying. This Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thesaint sfc Posted 4 January, 2011 Share Posted 4 January, 2011 I think you can only really be considered a celebrity if you are on television and if people talk about you on internet forums. I've been on telly and a couple of times people have discussed what a c*nt I am on this forum. Am I a celebrity? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 4 January, 2011 Share Posted 4 January, 2011 I've been on telly and a couple of times people have discussed what a c*nt I am on this forum. Am I a celebrity? Blue Peter don't count! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 4 January, 2011 Share Posted 4 January, 2011 strange thread considering that we al idolise burley men who kick leather bags of air around. Speak for yourself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
warsash saint Posted 4 January, 2011 Share Posted 4 January, 2011 Famous & Fearless - now there's a TV program that should be done under Trades Description Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jonnyboy Posted 4 January, 2011 Share Posted 4 January, 2011 :lol: Ahhh Deppo if you were a real person (and preferably a hot slim female with small boobs) rather than an automated spambot, I think I could marry you when you post things as funny as that! You are a funny one he has a bleached anus too, big plus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 5 January, 2011 Share Posted 5 January, 2011 Katy bloody Price. Famous for being an airhead with civil engineered boobs. Utter scum. Please, don't credit my profession with these oversized fun bags. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 5 January, 2011 Share Posted 5 January, 2011 just been watching some shyt about celeb moments of 2010.. it really struck me on how poor and pointless our celebs are.!!! Kerry Katona...seriously, who gives a flying fuk..? lisa cundy...famous for being an ex WAG...hell..? WAGS has to be the most cringeworthy sort of celebrity.. now we have the likes of ****s like olly murrs have a mouth piece. But this is the ultimate IRONY. Watching the TV show, 'most annoying celebrities of 2010', With a number of celebs commenting on the most annoying celebs of 2010, And those making the comments, I'VE NEVER EVEN HEARD OF THEM!!!!!! Who the **** are they? Commedians? Where? TV Stars? On what channel? Magazine editors? Stylists? My missus keeps saying that two of them are Big Cook, Little cook. That don't help me as I don't know who they are either!!! I need a deep long Vodka and Tonic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 5 January, 2011 Share Posted 5 January, 2011 Here's a question I would like answered. Do you think they will ever do a Celebrity version of 'I'M A CELEBRITY, GET ME OUT OF HERE'!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pap Posted 5 January, 2011 Share Posted 5 January, 2011 strange thread considering that we al idolise burley men who kick leather bags of air around. You idolise Burley? Have you, er, told Nige yet? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Special K Posted 6 January, 2011 Share Posted 6 January, 2011 Please, don't credit my profession with these oversized fun bags. I guess you'd design the reinforced bra that has to hold them up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Secret Site Agent Posted 7 January, 2011 Share Posted 7 January, 2011 I guess you'd design the reinforced bra that has to hold them up? Indeed. It would take a super computer to check the maths, and you would need a 50 tonne crane to install it, but yes, yes we would. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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