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Shouldn't that be 'I have a lady spade on my head'? Dug Lass?

 

Sorreeeeeee :o

 

For the purpose of the joke its

 

What do you call a man without a spade in his head?

 

Douglas.

 

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

 

Doug.

 

You are all morons

Posted

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

 

Jack.

 

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

 

Cliff.

 

What do you call a man with a toilet on his head?

 

Lou

 

etc etc etc non funny non funny non funny blah

Posted
My middle name begins with A, FACT.

 

Jilly Anne :-)

 

My middle name is plain old John. So boring in fact that I'm glad I paid my £5 and haven't wasted this post.

Posted (edited)

as i stated in a previous thread earlier this week, my middle name is.................compassion ;)

 

 

(ok, that's not really true, but compared to my actual middle name i would prefer it!!):D

Edited by saint boggy
because the word 'is' shouldn't have an 'n' in it!!
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I have two middle names. That is because I was destined to become the captain of Hampshire Cricket Club until Shane K Warne arrived.

 

But its ok as I have a cool signature and the girl at the bank fancies me now.

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