Middle Names.

[bridge too far]

  Master Bates said:

Very very nearly

 

Melvin?

 

Mervyn?

[Master Bates]

  bridge too far said:

Melvin?

 

Mervyn

 

Woo hoo bridgemeister

[CabbageFace]

Mervyn Bridges

[bridge too far]

  CabbageFace said:

Mervyn Bridges

 

 

Mervyn bridges the gap between........?

 

Ideas?

[Master Bates]

  bridge too far said:

Mervyn bridges the gap between........?

 

Ideas?

 

you and me?

 

Anyways, see if you can get the second one, begins with D

[bridge too far]

Delbert - Bright Like Daytime - M - English

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Delling - Scintillating - Either - Scandinavian

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Dempster - Judge - M - English

[Master Bates]

No, I have a spade on my head

[bridge too far]

Derrick

Desmond

Donovan

 

Sh*t - I'm bored today

[Master Bates]

  bridge too far said:

Derrick

Desmond

Donovan

 

Sh*t - I'm bored today

 

No, I have a spade on my head

[Jillyanne]

Douglas

[Master Bates]

  Jillsaint said:

Douglas

 

Well done you

 

Two lovely ladies getting a name right = special pm

[CabbageFace]

  Master Bates said:

No, I have a spade on my head

 

Racist.

[bridge too far]

  Master Bates said:

No, I have a spade on my head

 

Shouldn't that be 'I have a lady spade on my head'? Dug Lass?

 

Sorreeeeeee

[Master Bates]

[CabbageFace]

  bridge too far said:

Shouldn't that be 'I have a lady spade on my head'? Dug Lass?

 

Sorreeeeeee

 

For the purpose of the joke its

 

What do you call a man without a spade in his head?

 

Douglas.

 

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

 

Doug.

 

You are all morons

[Master Bates]

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

 

Anything you like he's dead

[CabbageFace]

What do you call a man with a car on his head?

 

Jack.

 

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

 

Cliff.

 

What do you call a man with a toilet on his head?

 

Lou

 

etc etc etc non funny non funny non funny blah

[Scudamore]

What do you call a man with a bicycle on his head?

 

Dunno. I didn't stick around to find out...

 

Made the front page of the Echo though...

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

What do you call a man that posts random she hite and digs at everyone.

 

Cabbage Face

[Jillyanne]

  Im_no_sinner said:

What do you call a man that posts random she hite and digs at everyone.

 

Cabbage Face

 

Wrong, the answer is Rattlehead.

[Junction 9]

Charles. Used to hate it, now not so much.

[Jillyanne]

My middle name begins with A, FACT.

[Michelle]

  Jillsaint said:

My middle name begins with A, FACT.

 

So does mine.

 

HTH.

[SNSUN]

  Jillsaint said:

My middle name begins with A, FACT.

 

Jilly Anne :-)

 

My middle name is plain old John. So boring in fact that I'm glad I paid my £5 and haven't wasted this post.

[saint boggy]

as i stated in a previous thread earlier this week, my middle name is.................compassion

 

 

(ok, that's not really true, but compared to my actual middle name i would prefer it!!)

Edited 7 August, 2008 by saint boggy
because the word 'is' shouldn't have an 'n' in it!!

[TopGun]

I have two middle names. That is because I was destined to become the captain of Hampshire Cricket Club until Shane K Warne arrived.

 

But its ok as I have a cool signature and the girl at the bank fancies me now.

[Nexstar]

Oliver

 

My initials are SOG

[jawillwill]

  Nexstar said:

Oliver

 

My initials are SOG

 

 

 

You think thats bad. My name is William Andrew Norman Kidd