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New Year Resolutions


dune
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I will not use Winston Churchill quotes anymore and by this time next year I will be a Millionaire. As the late great Cecil Rhodes once said - "We must find new lands from which we can easily obtain raw materials and at the same time exploit the cheap slave labour that is available from the natives of the colonies". To this end I will follow his wise words like Jesus followed the star and I will retrace Rhodes steps, firstly by investing in the central rand, and then by closely monitoring the volatile situation in Rhodesia leading up to the elections this year so that I, like Rhodes, am a pioneer braving the hardships of living on the frontier and reaping the riches from the virgin land using modern techniques to extract the gold and diamonds, whilst at the same time sleeping well knowing that I have contributed to the advancement of Western Christian Capitalist ideology in true missionary spirit.

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