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5th Ashes Test


Jimmy_D

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Amazing. Simply amazing.

 

No other team has ever got three innings victories in one series away from home before.

 

Countless other records broken...

 

Sat here in disbelief.

 

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

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I suggest you all look at what happened in the last Ashes series down-under before you accuse me of being negative.

 

This is an Australian team down on its luck, on a pretty big losing streak, with problems in its camp and universally dismissed as the weakest Ashes team in decades.

 

And we've handed the entire initiative and momentum to them in one day.

 

No chance will we get it back. The Aussies have got their tails up again now, and the result of this series will be the same as the last down-under : 5-0.

 

Spot on as usual.

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lols fair play for reviewing their assessment :D

 

pretty acurate too, the 2nd summary

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I like the fact that no aussie hung around to watch the white wash where as we always pack out the stadiums to follow our England team regardless of the (enivitable) result.

 

It's not jingoistic nonsense but a nod to the fact that we all enjoy watching superior teams play good sports even if it's at our expense, a quality the aussies may not be use to but will have to learn. We're blo@dy well used to it, they're not!

 

Well done the lads, well done the barmy army.

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Lol at the blindfold KP.

 

I LOLed at these too:

 

bloke walks into a brothel and says: "I'm a bit kinky, how much for total humiliation?"

 

The madam replies $60.

 

"Wow, what do I get for that?" he says.

 

She says: "A baggy green cap and an Australian Cricket XI shirt."

 

*****

 

What do you call a world class Australian?

Retired

 

*****

 

What do you call an Australian with 100 by his name?

A bowler.

 

*****

 

Have you heard aussies can't open bottles? Why?

They haven't got any openers...

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