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He's half a girl, he's half a boy,

Torres, Torres

He looks just like a ladyboy,

Torres, Torres

He was a Red, he took the knock,

And now he's sucking Drogba's cock

Fernando Torres, Terry will f**k your wife

 

Hmm, pretty poor.

Rhyming boy with ladyboy is quite lazy and not audibly pleasing.

And what does 'he took the knock' mean? That line needs to be changed.

 

I like the Man Utd one best.

 

He's half a boy and half a girl

Torres Torres

He looks just like a transvestite

Torres Torres

He wears a frock

He loves the cock

He sells his arse on albert dock

Fernando Torres

Carragher's bit on the side

 

 

Nah nah nah nah nah etc

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Most people know the words to most of the songs. It's just that one people struggle with becasue it's sung quite fast as is quite wordy, which is a shame as it would sound awesome if everybody knew the words.

 

I'm pretty sure most people know the words, it's not THAT difficult - but it's not so easy to decide whether you're on the singing verse or the lalalala verse when half the people around are singing one and half the other.

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Here's my (somewhat bad) attempt:

 

To the same tune that Liverpool used to sing Best midfield in the world too.

I know ours isn't the best in the world but ours is quite strong, and it fits!

 

Ohhhhh ohhhhh ohhhhhh we've got the best midfield in the world,

We've got Morgan n deano, lallana and chambo, n'guessan and richard chaplooow!

 

Cringey?

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Controversial suggestion alert - do we need a (positive) Cortese song?

 

This is a must, the man is single handedly turning our club around. Can't think of a song though ....

 

erm ...

 

Cortese wooaaah

Corstese wooaah

He comes from Italy

He f*cking hates pompey

 

Repeat

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This is a must, the man is single handedly turning our club around. Can't think of a song though ....

 

erm ...

 

Cortese wooaaah

Corstese wooaah

He comes from Italy

He f*cking hates pompey

 

Repeat

 

the marion pahars song with ''nicola, cortese, nicola, woooooooah nicola''

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My Cousin Came up with the song awhile back. Its to the tune of the song Utd sing for Ole Solskjaer.

 

Adam Lallana, Adam Lallana

You make us happy when skys are grey

You're never boring, you're always scoring

So dont take Lallana away

 

Get a good clap going along to that and when you start to repeat the verse again, the first 'Adam Lallana' is even louder than before.

 

What do you think???

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My Cousin Came up with the song awhile back. Its to the tune of the song Utd sing for Ole Solskjaer.

 

Adam Lallana, Adam Lallana

You make us happy when skys are grey

You're never boring, you're always scoring

So dont take Lallana away

 

Get a good clap going along to that and when you start to repeat the verse again, the first 'Adam Lallana' is even louder than before.

 

What do you think???

 

Would rather use if for another player seeing as there are two songs for Adam already.

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whereas that do what we want want song you've nicked off united is cool as ****

 

i think it is, it's a lot better than some of the nonsense on here. The lack of terrace culture at Southampton is unreal. No wit, not banter, no self depreciating humour like the Andy Carroll song at Liverpool, just gay songs sung at 1,000,000 Mph and clapping like Seals on speed. Imagine the reaction if Saints sung songs like the Park songs Man U sing about him.

 

He shoots,

He scores,

He eats labradors,

Ji Sung Park, Ji Sung Park...

 

Or

 

Park, Park, wherever you may be,

You eat dogs in your home country,

but it could be worse, you could be Scouse,

Eating rats in your council house.

 

We'd have the PC brigade in uproar on here. FFS we even had someone say Saints fans are racist because they got on Puncheons back a few weeks ago.

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The main problem in this thread is that too many people don't say what tune the song is sung to.

 

Just a youtube video with a clip of the song will do.

 

How do you expect people to sing it, or for it to catch on without that? Or do you expect them to recite it like poetry?

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some of these songs are so f*cking gay it's untrue.

 

True. Although all of your suggestions are rip offs from Man United. Would be nice if we could come up with a few original songs that aren't sung by loads of other clubs. The last decent/funny chant we came up with was "Swing Lowe"

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True. Although all of your suggestions are rip offs from Man United. Would be nice if we could come up with a few original songs that aren't sung by loads of other clubs. The last decent/funny chant we came up with was "Swing Lowe"

 

They are just examples of original songs. I mean compare Man Us Anderson song (below) to the tune of Agadoo against the best we can do on here "He's got a long name, he's got a long name, Alex Oxlainde Chamberlain, he's got a long name" Brilliant FFS! that is f*cking awful. And as for a song about Cortese, WTF is that all about?! Since when has any club sung positive songs about their chairman? The Liebherr songs are fine but a song about a the chairman FFS!

 

Anderson, son, son

He's better than Kleberson.

Anderson, son, son

Our midfield magician.

To the left, to the right,

To the samba beat tonight,

He is class with the brass

And he ****s on Fabregas!

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This. I've read one to the tune of Taio Cruz and another to Rhianna. Absolutely cringeworthy.

 

Why dont we do a few by Dane Bowers, Blue, Take That, Westlife and Boyzone......

 

I'll kick us off, when Lallana and CHamberlain aren't on the pitch

 

To the tune of Flying without Wings.

 

We've taken off our special things

We're playing with out Wings (ers)

 

LOL LOL, i am so funny me, FFS.

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Why dont we do a few by Dane Bowers, Blue, Take That, Westlife and Boyzone......

 

I'll kick us off, when Lallana and CHamberlain aren't on the pitch

 

To the tune of Flying without Wings.

 

We've taken off our special things

We're playing with out Wings (ers)

 

LOL LOL, i am so funny me, FFS.

 

To the tune of Take that Rule the World...

 

Chamberlain you can light up the sky

If you stay with us now...

We can rule the World!

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To the tune of Take that Rule the World...

 

Chamberlain you can light up the sky

If you stay with us now...

We can rule the World!

 

With this one we dont even have to change the Lyrics, we can use "Never Forget" as our anthem, it's quite apt, the disapointment of administration, we've come so far since then, the stand against Rupert Lowe etc, with the added bonus that they'll get to clap at points during the song, we all know it's impossible for Saints fans to sing without clapping.

 

Been safe from the arms of disappointment for so long

Feel each day we`ve come too far

Yet each day seems to make much more

Sure is good to be here

I understand the meaning of "I can`t explain this feeling"

Now it feels so unreal

At night I see the hand that reminds me of the stand I make

The fact of reality

 

Never forget where you`re coming from

Never pretend that it`s all real

Someday soon this will all be someone else`s dream

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With this one we dont even have to change the Lyrics, we can use "Never Forget" as our anthem, it's quite apt, the disapointment of administration, we've come so far since then, the stand against Rupert Lowe etc, with the added bonus that they'll get to clap at points during the song, we all know it's impossible for Saints fans to sing without clapping.

 

Been safe from the arms of disappointment for so long

Feel each day we`ve come too far

Yet each day seems to make much more

Sure is good to be here

I understand the meaning of "I can`t explain this feeling"

Now it feels so unreal

At night I see the hand that reminds me of the stand I make

The fact of reality

 

Never forget where you`re coming from

Never pretend that it`s all real

Someday soon this will all be someone else`s dream

 

Could you imagine this being sung at 100 miles an hour whilst banging on the back of the Northam?!

 

How about this to It only takes a minute girl...

 

It only takes a minute Guly....

To score a goal...

To score a goal...

 

Oh dear I know I'm taking the p155 but I'm starting to sound as cringe as some of the other ones now. This has to stop.

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Why dont we do a few by Dane Bowers, Blue, Take That, Westlife and Boyzone......

 

I'll kick us off, when Lallana and CHamberlain aren't on the pitch

 

To the tune of Flying without Wings.

 

We've taken off our special things

We're playing with out Wings (ers)

 

LOL LOL, i am so funny me, FFS.

 

Christ it really is painful reading your posts.

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There is a reason united have so many great chants. They a) agree on a tune and then b) work together to instill lyrics that are not only cracking but easy enough to get going.

 

We on the other hand, lambast a fans efforts of a suggestion and ridicule him/her, instead of suggesting ways it could be improved.

 

When Markus passed away, I tried to get this going;

 

"Our Markus Liebherr, Our Markus Liebherr,

You made us happy, when skies were grey,

No longer here but, his Spirit stays with us,

Why did you take, Our Markus, Away...?"

(Repeat twice as loud and continue)

 

Admittedly, it's not the best, but it certainly ain't terrible. I started it very slowly and clearly with a few others around us in Block 42, it isn't rocket science and we show no honour to the man who not only saved us but gave us the bright future we have. Needless to say, nobody else joined in.

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To the tune of The Beatles - 'Let it Be'

 

"When I found myself in a time of trouble,

Cortese came to me,

Speaking Words of Wisdom, Corteseee.

In my hour of Darkness he was standing right in front of me,

Speaking Words of Wisdom, Corteseee, Cortese.

Corteseee, Cortese, Corteseee, Cortese...

Whispering words of Wisdom, Corteseee."

 

Go ahead and Pisa and Moan that it's too hard to learn.

 

Perfect for us IMO.

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To the tune of The Beatles - 'Let it Be'

 

"When I found myself in a time of trouble,

Cortese came to me,

Speaking Words of Wisdom, Corteseee.

In my hour of Darkness he was standing right in front of me,

Speaking Words of Wisdom, Corteseee, Cortese.

Corteseee, Cortese, Corteseee, Cortese...

Whispering words of Wisdom, Corteseee."

 

Go ahead and Pisa and Moan that it's too hard to learn.

 

Perfect for us IMO.

 

Like that one

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To the tune of The Beatles - 'Let it Be'

 

"When I found myself in a time of trouble,

Cortese came to me,

Speaking Words of Wisdom, Corteseee.

In my hour of Darkness he was standing right in front of me,

Speaking Words of Wisdom, Corteseee, Cortese.

Corteseee, Cortese, Corteseee, Cortese...

Whispering words of Wisdom, Corteseee."

 

Go ahead and Pisa and Moan that it's too hard to learn.

 

Perfect for us IMO.

 

decent.

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And as for a song about Cortese, WTF is that all about?! Since when has any club sung positive songs about their chairman? The Liebherr songs are fine but a song about a the chairman FFS!

 

Middlesbrough fans sing Steve Gibson's name (Or did at least). The Skates used to sing about Mandaric.

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To the tune of The Beatles - 'Let it Be'

 

"When I found myself in a time of trouble,

Cortese came to me,

Speaking Words of Wisdom, Corteseee.

In my hour of Darkness he was standing right in front of me,

Speaking Words of Wisdom, Corteseee, Cortese.

Corteseee, Cortese, Corteseee, Cortese...

Whispering words of Wisdom, Corteseee."

 

Go ahead and Pisa and Moan that it's too hard to learn.

 

Perfect for us IMO.

 

Lol.

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What about

 

E i E i Ei O

Up the football league we go

when we get promotion, this is what we'll sing

we r saints boys, we r saints boys

Adkins is our king.

 

Always sounds good on sky when i hear it

 

I hate this northern song with a passion. Its hideous and every single boring club sings it.

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