bpsaint Posted 2 February, 2011 Posted 2 February, 2011 Can't play on the left, Can't play on the riiiiiiiiiiiight, Anthony Pulis, He's a bag of s h i t e!
Griffo Posted 2 February, 2011 Posted 2 February, 2011 Will try the Saints will tear you apart, Northam End arising and the Chamberlain song to the tune of the Maxi Rodriguez song at Peterborough.
Dog Posted 2 February, 2011 Posted 2 February, 2011 He's half a girl, he's half a boy, Torres, Torres He looks just like a ladyboy, Torres, Torres He was a Red, he took the knock, And now he's sucking Drogba's cock Fernando Torres, Terry will f**k your wife
Saint Posted 2 February, 2011 Posted 2 February, 2011 He's half a girl, he's half a boy, Torres, Torres He looks just like a ladyboy, Torres, Torres He was a Red, he took the knock, And now he's sucking Drogba's cock Fernando Torres, Terry will f**k your wife Hmm, pretty poor. Rhyming boy with ladyboy is quite lazy and not audibly pleasing. And what does 'he took the knock' mean? That line needs to be changed. I like the Man Utd one best. He's half a boy and half a girl Torres Torres He looks just like a transvestite Torres Torres He wears a frock He loves the cock He sells his arse on albert dock Fernando Torres Carragher's bit on the side Nah nah nah nah nah etc
forever a red and white Posted 2 February, 2011 Posted 2 February, 2011 We do. Well we do at the top of block 41
Turkish Posted 2 February, 2011 Posted 2 February, 2011 We always knew he was a red Carroll Carroll He’s got a dirty greasy head Carroll Carroll He hits his birds and burns his house But we don’t care because that’s scouse Andy Carroll Liverpool’s number 9!
red&white56 Posted 2 February, 2011 Posted 2 February, 2011 can't play on the left, can't play on the riiiiiiiiiiiight, anthony pulis, he's a bag of s h i t e! love it !!!
The9 Posted 2 February, 2011 Posted 2 February, 2011 Most people know the words to most of the songs. It's just that one people struggle with becasue it's sung quite fast as is quite wordy, which is a shame as it would sound awesome if everybody knew the words. I'm pretty sure most people know the words, it's not THAT difficult - but it's not so easy to decide whether you're on the singing verse or the lalalala verse when half the people around are singing one and half the other.
saintsforlife7 Posted 2 February, 2011 Posted 2 February, 2011 Here's my (somewhat bad) attempt: To the same tune that Liverpool used to sing Best midfield in the world too. I know ours isn't the best in the world but ours is quite strong, and it fits! Ohhhhh ohhhhh ohhhhhh we've got the best midfield in the world, We've got Morgan n deano, lallana and chambo, n'guessan and richard chaplooow! Cringey?
James_O_Mac Posted 3 February, 2011 Posted 3 February, 2011 To the tune of 'what's my name' by Rihanna: La-la-na is a Saint, La-la-na is a Saint - and repeat.
Liquidshokk Posted 3 February, 2011 Posted 3 February, 2011 To the tune of 'what's my name' by Rihanna: La-la-na is a Saint, La-la-na is a Saint - and repeat. Lol that would be amusing.
September Saint Posted 3 February, 2011 Posted 3 February, 2011 I've got one for Alex Oxlade-Chamberlain. GIVE ME AN A...... GIVE ME AN L...... GIVE ME AN E..... and so on. Between his double barrelled names do you sing "Give me a hyphen"
CitySaint Posted 3 February, 2011 Author Posted 3 February, 2011 Controversial suggestion alert - do we need a (positive) Cortese song? This is a must, the man is single handedly turning our club around. Can't think of a song though .... erm ... Cortese wooaaah Corstese wooaah He comes from Italy He f*cking hates pompey Repeat
Tomobz Posted 3 February, 2011 Posted 3 February, 2011 This is a must, the man is single handedly turning our club around. Can't think of a song though .... erm ... Cortese wooaaah Corstese wooaah He comes from Italy He f*cking hates pompey Repeat the marion pahars song with ''nicola, cortese, nicola, woooooooah nicola''
Turkish Posted 3 February, 2011 Posted 3 February, 2011 some of these songs are so f*cking gay it's untrue.
Tomobz Posted 3 February, 2011 Posted 3 February, 2011 some of these songs are so f*cking gay it's untrue. whereas that do what we want want song you've nicked off united is cool as ****
Saint Samuel Posted 3 February, 2011 Posted 3 February, 2011 This is a must, the man is single handedly turning our club around. Can't think of a song though .... erm ... Cortese wooaaah Corstese wooaah He comes from Italy He f*cking hates pompey Repeat Good effort, its about time we had a Cortese song.
Bognor_Saint Posted 3 February, 2011 Posted 3 February, 2011 My Cousin Came up with the song awhile back. Its to the tune of the song Utd sing for Ole Solskjaer. Adam Lallana, Adam Lallana You make us happy when skys are grey You're never boring, you're always scoring So dont take Lallana away Get a good clap going along to that and when you start to repeat the verse again, the first 'Adam Lallana' is even louder than before. What do you think???
forever a red and white Posted 3 February, 2011 Posted 3 February, 2011 My Cousin Came up with the song awhile back. Its to the tune of the song Utd sing for Ole Solskjaer. Adam Lallana, Adam Lallana You make us happy when skys are grey You're never boring, you're always scoring So dont take Lallana away Get a good clap going along to that and when you start to repeat the verse again, the first 'Adam Lallana' is even louder than before. What do you think??? Would rather use if for another player seeing as there are two songs for Adam already.
jarvo1966 Posted 3 February, 2011 Posted 3 February, 2011 What about E i E i Ei O Up the football league we go when we get promotion, this is what we'll sing we r saints boys, we r saints boys Adkins is our king. Always sounds good on sky when i hear it
latter day saint Posted 3 February, 2011 Posted 3 February, 2011 at home games, season ticket holders could sing to Nick Illingsworth : my seat cost less than yours, do da,do da my seat cost less than yours, & Cortese thinks your a c*nt ! Cortese thinks your a c*nt ! Cortese thinks your a c*nt ! my seat cost less than yours to see the Saints today!!
Turkish Posted 3 February, 2011 Posted 3 February, 2011 (edited) whereas that do what we want want song you've nicked off united is cool as **** i think it is, it's a lot better than some of the nonsense on here. The lack of terrace culture at Southampton is unreal. No wit, not banter, no self depreciating humour like the Andy Carroll song at Liverpool, just gay songs sung at 1,000,000 Mph and clapping like Seals on speed. Imagine the reaction if Saints sung songs like the Park songs Man U sing about him. He shoots, He scores, He eats labradors, Ji Sung Park, Ji Sung Park... Or Park, Park, wherever you may be, You eat dogs in your home country, but it could be worse, you could be Scouse, Eating rats in your council house. We'd have the PC brigade in uproar on here. FFS we even had someone say Saints fans are racist because they got on Puncheons back a few weeks ago. Edited 3 February, 2011 by Turkish
Saint Posted 3 February, 2011 Posted 3 February, 2011 The main problem in this thread is that too many people don't say what tune the song is sung to. Just a youtube video with a clip of the song will do. How do you expect people to sing it, or for it to catch on without that? Or do you expect them to recite it like poetry?
Papa Shango Posted 3 February, 2011 Posted 3 February, 2011 some of these songs are so f*cking gay it's untrue. True. Although all of your suggestions are rip offs from Man United. Would be nice if we could come up with a few original songs that aren't sung by loads of other clubs. The last decent/funny chant we came up with was "Swing Lowe"
Tokyo-Saint Posted 3 February, 2011 Posted 3 February, 2011 Something original? How about to 'sex on fire' by the kings of Leon, the saints/players name is on fire etc etc
Turkish Posted 4 February, 2011 Posted 4 February, 2011 True. Although all of your suggestions are rip offs from Man United. Would be nice if we could come up with a few original songs that aren't sung by loads of other clubs. The last decent/funny chant we came up with was "Swing Lowe" They are just examples of original songs. I mean compare Man Us Anderson song (below) to the tune of Agadoo against the best we can do on here "He's got a long name, he's got a long name, Alex Oxlainde Chamberlain, he's got a long name" Brilliant FFS! that is f*cking awful. And as for a song about Cortese, WTF is that all about?! Since when has any club sung positive songs about their chairman? The Liebherr songs are fine but a song about a the chairman FFS! Anderson, son, son He's better than Kleberson. Anderson, son, son Our midfield magician. To the left, to the right, To the samba beat tonight, He is class with the brass And he ****s on Fabregas!
rolosfc Posted 4 February, 2011 Posted 4 February, 2011 some of these songs are so f*cking gay it's untrue. This. I've read one to the tune of Taio Cruz and another to Rhianna. Absolutely cringeworthy.
Turkish Posted 4 February, 2011 Posted 4 February, 2011 This. I've read one to the tune of Taio Cruz and another to Rhianna. Absolutely cringeworthy. Why dont we do a few by Dane Bowers, Blue, Take That, Westlife and Boyzone...... I'll kick us off, when Lallana and CHamberlain aren't on the pitch To the tune of Flying without Wings. We've taken off our special things We're playing with out Wings (ers) LOL LOL, i am so funny me, FFS.
once_bitterne Posted 4 February, 2011 Posted 4 February, 2011 This thread is what makes this forum 'great'.
red&white56 Posted 4 February, 2011 Posted 4 February, 2011 What about E i E i Ei O Up the football league we go when we get promotion, this is what we'll sing we r saints boys, we r saints boys Adkins is our king. Always sounds good on sky when i hear it This one is OK and easy to remember.
rolosfc Posted 4 February, 2011 Posted 4 February, 2011 Why dont we do a few by Dane Bowers, Blue, Take That, Westlife and Boyzone...... I'll kick us off, when Lallana and CHamberlain aren't on the pitch To the tune of Flying without Wings. We've taken off our special things We're playing with out Wings (ers) LOL LOL, i am so funny me, FFS. To the tune of Take that Rule the World... Chamberlain you can light up the sky If you stay with us now... We can rule the World!
Turkish Posted 4 February, 2011 Posted 4 February, 2011 To the tune of Take that Rule the World... Chamberlain you can light up the sky If you stay with us now... We can rule the World! With this one we dont even have to change the Lyrics, we can use "Never Forget" as our anthem, it's quite apt, the disapointment of administration, we've come so far since then, the stand against Rupert Lowe etc, with the added bonus that they'll get to clap at points during the song, we all know it's impossible for Saints fans to sing without clapping. Been safe from the arms of disappointment for so long Feel each day we`ve come too far Yet each day seems to make much more Sure is good to be here I understand the meaning of "I can`t explain this feeling" Now it feels so unreal At night I see the hand that reminds me of the stand I make The fact of reality Never forget where you`re coming from Never pretend that it`s all real Someday soon this will all be someone else`s dream
rolosfc Posted 4 February, 2011 Posted 4 February, 2011 With this one we dont even have to change the Lyrics, we can use "Never Forget" as our anthem, it's quite apt, the disapointment of administration, we've come so far since then, the stand against Rupert Lowe etc, with the added bonus that they'll get to clap at points during the song, we all know it's impossible for Saints fans to sing without clapping. Been safe from the arms of disappointment for so long Feel each day we`ve come too far Yet each day seems to make much more Sure is good to be here I understand the meaning of "I can`t explain this feeling" Now it feels so unreal At night I see the hand that reminds me of the stand I make The fact of reality Never forget where you`re coming from Never pretend that it`s all real Someday soon this will all be someone else`s dream Could you imagine this being sung at 100 miles an hour whilst banging on the back of the Northam?! How about this to It only takes a minute girl... It only takes a minute Guly.... To score a goal... To score a goal... Oh dear I know I'm taking the p155 but I'm starting to sound as cringe as some of the other ones now. This has to stop.
niceandfriendly Posted 4 February, 2011 Posted 4 February, 2011 Why dont we do a few by Dane Bowers, Blue, Take That, Westlife and Boyzone...... I'll kick us off, when Lallana and CHamberlain aren't on the pitch To the tune of Flying without Wings. We've taken off our special things We're playing with out Wings (ers) LOL LOL, i am so funny me, FFS. Christ it really is painful reading your posts.
Turkish Posted 4 February, 2011 Posted 4 February, 2011 Christ it really is painful reading your posts. that isn't nice or friendly.
rick1976.4.38 Posted 4 February, 2011 Posted 4 February, 2011 can i just say some of us dont like pop bands,who the f**k are take that,boyzone.sorry guys but i only rock.back to the main point we do need new songs but some of the ones on here are dreadful,a song for cortese,why.i see the northam arising would be good to get going at posh,coys
saintscottofthenortham Posted 4 February, 2011 Posted 4 February, 2011 There is a reason united have so many great chants. They a) agree on a tune and then b) work together to instill lyrics that are not only cracking but easy enough to get going. We on the other hand, lambast a fans efforts of a suggestion and ridicule him/her, instead of suggesting ways it could be improved. When Markus passed away, I tried to get this going; "Our Markus Liebherr, Our Markus Liebherr, You made us happy, when skies were grey, No longer here but, his Spirit stays with us, Why did you take, Our Markus, Away...?" (Repeat twice as loud and continue) Admittedly, it's not the best, but it certainly ain't terrible. I started it very slowly and clearly with a few others around us in Block 42, it isn't rocket science and we show no honour to the man who not only saved us but gave us the bright future we have. Needless to say, nobody else joined in.
James_O_Mac Posted 4 February, 2011 Posted 4 February, 2011 The fact that some people have gotten angry at the mere suggestion of singing relatively funny lyrics to the tune of pop songs is one of the very myriad of reasons that I don't bother reading this forum anymore. Its a football song, not a hymn.
saintscottofthenortham Posted 4 February, 2011 Posted 4 February, 2011 To the tune of The Beatles - 'Let it Be' "When I found myself in a time of trouble, Cortese came to me, Speaking Words of Wisdom, Corteseee. In my hour of Darkness he was standing right in front of me, Speaking Words of Wisdom, Corteseee, Cortese. Corteseee, Cortese, Corteseee, Cortese... Whispering words of Wisdom, Corteseee." Go ahead and Pisa and Moan that it's too hard to learn. Perfect for us IMO.
Papa Shango Posted 4 February, 2011 Posted 4 February, 2011 To the tune of The Beatles - 'Let it Be' "When I found myself in a time of trouble, Cortese came to me, Speaking Words of Wisdom, Corteseee. In my hour of Darkness he was standing right in front of me, Speaking Words of Wisdom, Corteseee, Cortese. Corteseee, Cortese, Corteseee, Cortese... Whispering words of Wisdom, Corteseee." Go ahead and Pisa and Moan that it's too hard to learn. Perfect for us IMO. Like that one
forever a red and white Posted 4 February, 2011 Posted 4 February, 2011 keep it simple. Why not, vote for a new song to start at next game or try and agre on oen, everyone can find out tune lyrics then one might actually stick. rather than suggesting a hundred and singing none.
Griffo Posted 4 February, 2011 Posted 4 February, 2011 The Lambert song was started on here I seem to remember. I will try the Alex Chamberlain one at P'boro tomorrow, anyone care to join in?
Saint_clark Posted 4 February, 2011 Posted 4 February, 2011 The Lambert song was started on here I seem to remember. I will try the Alex Chamberlain one at P'boro tomorrow, anyone care to join in? And the Barnard one.
CitySaint Posted 4 February, 2011 Author Posted 4 February, 2011 To the tune of The Beatles - 'Let it Be' "When I found myself in a time of trouble, Cortese came to me, Speaking Words of Wisdom, Corteseee. In my hour of Darkness he was standing right in front of me, Speaking Words of Wisdom, Corteseee, Cortese. Corteseee, Cortese, Corteseee, Cortese... Whispering words of Wisdom, Corteseee." Go ahead and Pisa and Moan that it's too hard to learn. Perfect for us IMO. decent.
CitySaint Posted 4 February, 2011 Author Posted 4 February, 2011 I think tomorrow regardless of result should be a grounding for all these new songs.
Papa Shango Posted 4 February, 2011 Posted 4 February, 2011 And as for a song about Cortese, WTF is that all about?! Since when has any club sung positive songs about their chairman? The Liebherr songs are fine but a song about a the chairman FFS! Middlesbrough fans sing Steve Gibson's name (Or did at least). The Skates used to sing about Mandaric.
saintscottofthenortham Posted 4 February, 2011 Posted 4 February, 2011 Middlesbrough fans sing Steve Gibson's name (Or did at least). The Skates used to sing about Mandaric. Quite right. I think alot of our fans have failed to realise that it was Cortese who introduced Liebherr to us.
hypochondriac Posted 4 February, 2011 Posted 4 February, 2011 To the tune of The Beatles - 'Let it Be' "When I found myself in a time of trouble, Cortese came to me, Speaking Words of Wisdom, Corteseee. In my hour of Darkness he was standing right in front of me, Speaking Words of Wisdom, Corteseee, Cortese. Corteseee, Cortese, Corteseee, Cortese... Whispering words of Wisdom, Corteseee." Go ahead and Pisa and Moan that it's too hard to learn. Perfect for us IMO. Lol.
SaintNeil90 Posted 4 February, 2011 Posted 4 February, 2011 What about E i E i Ei O Up the football league we go when we get promotion, this is what we'll sing we r saints boys, we r saints boys Adkins is our king. Always sounds good on sky when i hear it I hate this northern song with a passion. Its hideous and every single boring club sings it.
Papa Shango Posted 4 February, 2011 Posted 4 February, 2011 I hate this northern song with a passion. Its hideous and every single boring club sings it. Agreed. Brings back memories of Derby singing it when they beat us in the play-offs. Thankfully it's never really got going with our fans.
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