The Royal Christmas broadcast to the Empire

[dune]

Not long now until the highlight of the day.

[benjii]

Would be funny if the old bint shat herself half way through.

[Liquidshokk]

Anyone else secretly waiting for the news that she has croaked it with slight excitement?

[dune]

What a load a ******** that was. I won't be repeating the commentary I gave while it was on.

[Deppo]

Do you include the Isle of Wight in this 'Empire' that you speak of?

[Hamilton Saint]

You mean the Queen's Christmas Message to the Commonwealth?

[Thorpe-le-Saint]

You mean the Queen's Christmas Message to the Commonwealth?

 

No no, he really believes it is still "The Empire"!

[Hatch]

I missed it, who won? Is it still to late to vote?

[dune]

No no, he really believes it is still "The Empire"!

 

My Favourite you-tube video. Enjoy.

 

[Deppo]

That is also now my favourite YouTube video. That is brilliant! I genuinely mean that. Thanks, dune.

[dune]

That is also now my favourite YouTube video. That is brilliant! I genuinely mean that. Thanks, dune.

 

Just you wait until the little homemade treat i've got install for you tomorrow once i've been and come back.

 

here's a clue.

 

[video=youtube;-zfVn_zEdGE]

[Deppo]

That one doesn't seem as funny.

[alpine_saint]

What a load a ******** that was. I won't be repeating the commentary I gave while it was on.

 

Well personally, I reckon it was the best its been for a good few years.

 

Dealt with traditional British and Christian values, and ignored political correctness (in all except the kids doing the reading were all non-white) and right-on Blairite modernness.

[Deppo]

I liked the veiled attack on Cameron/Gove's attempts to undermine sport in education.

[Thorpe-le-Saint]

My Favourite you-tube video. Enjoy.

 

 

"It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read a book of quotations" - Winston Churchill.

 

It's a shame your hero and amazingly your favourite person to quote said that.

 

Merry Christmas.

[Saintandy666]

What Empire?

[mickn]

Bloody hell I never realised anyone actually watched and listened to that old woman

[Sergei Gotsmanov]

What Empire?

 

The one on which the Sun never set.

[dune]

The one on which the Sun never set.

 

And the one that brought so many benefits to the world. In the words of the last Prime Minister of Rhodesia - the late great Ian Douglas Smith; I would say colonialism is a wonderful thing. It spread civilisation to Africa. Before it they had no written language, no wheel as we know it, no schools, no hospitals, not even normal clothing.

[Saintandy666]

The Empire collapsed a long time ago.

[Deppo]

The Rebel Alliance saw to that.

[Jonnyboy]

Well personally, I reckon it was the best its been for a good few years.

 

Dealt with traditional British and Christian values, and ignored political correctness (in all except the kids doing the reading were all non-white) and right-on Blairite modernness.

 

what? maiming small brown children with white phosphorus?

[Sergei Gotsmanov]

The Empire collapsed a long time ago.

 

Collapse is the wrong word. The British Empire never collapsed - do read your history.

[Saintandy666]

Collapse is the wrong word. The British Empire never collapsed - do read your history.

 

Ok... slowly dissolved. Stop being so picky!

[Thorpe-le-Saint]

And the one that brought so many benefits to the world. In the words of the last Prime Minister of Rhodesia - the late great Ian Douglas Smith; I would say colonialism is a wonderful thing. It spread civilisation to Africa. Before it they had no written language, no wheel as we know it, no schools, no hospitals, not even normal clothing.

 

Please see my above post regarding your heros view on people who read books of quotations.

[Big John]

in the future people will say that the empire collapsed, perhaps it is not a comfortable thought for some but that is the truth. and stuff your history books, ask youreselves who writes history fffs!!!

[dune]

in the future people will say that the empire collapsed, perhaps it is not a comfortable thought for some but that is the truth. and stuff your history books, ask youreselves who writes history fffs!!!

 

It didn't collapse. We gave it away.

[Saintandy666]

It didn't collapse. We gave it away.

 

We had to 'give it away'. We could not afford it any longer.

[Thorpe-le-Saint]

It didn't collapse. We gave it away.

 

I wish you would comment on Churchill's views on people who love reading books of quotations.

[dune]

I wish you would comment on Churchill's views on people who love reading books of quotations.

 

Be careful, you're getting very close to going into the tedious posters thread.

[Thorpe-le-Saint]

Be careful, you're getting very close to going into the tedious posters thread.

 

Oh noes!!111!

[dune]

Oh noes!!111!

 

In the annoying teen category along with Mikey and Saintandy.

[Big John]

It didn't collapse. We gave it away.

 

it was never ours to 'give away' though. it is/was one nation ruling others on a precept of doing them a favour. how ever did they cope before we raped their land and people (literally)?

 

did the woolworth empire collapse or did they simply run out of supporters, it collapsed. the only reason we still have the remaining outposts is because WE need them and i am not sure really why this is debated tbh.

[Whitey Grandad]

The Second World War changed everything. Afterwards we were broke and the countries we controlled had earned their independence.

[Big John]

The Second World War changed everything. Afterwards we were broke and the countries we controlled had earned their independence.

 

matter of opinion i'd say though. it was us who took it (their independence) in the first place surely?

[Saintandy666]

In the annoying teen category along with Mikey and Saintandy.

 

Thanks babe It's an HONOUR. xxx

 

Does it really give you kicks to hand out insults to teenagers anonymously over the internet just because you don't agree with their opinions?

[EastleighSoulBoy]

Thanks babe It's an HONOUR. xxx

 

Does it really give you kicks to hand out insults to teenagers anonymously over the internet just because you don't agree with their opinions?

 

I suspect he gets more kicks watching dogs chase, catch and tear apart foxes. I also suspect he's a secret badger hunter. The one with the spade to break the badgers back so the dogs stand a 'fair' chance with it.

 

But I only suspect that.

 

After all, this sort of activity made men out of boys and enabled them to build an empire that he is still so proud of today.

 

I suspect that sadly for him it's all a dream, there is no Empire any longer. No chance to travel to distant lands, to meet, kill and subjugate others because they are not 'English'. So the poor wildlife of this country, in his eyes, has to fulfill that urge.