Turkish Posted 25 December, 2010 Share Posted 25 December, 2010 Think we should do one of these everyday until the new year. I'll kick us off, with 2010's most ridiculous posts, and the nominations are...... 1/Rickie lambert should play for england - june 2010 2/ League one Saints would beat England - june 2010 3/ We are the most attractive club for a player to join outside of the Premier leagues top 4 - August 2010 4/ We can sign any player we want and pay them what they want-August 2010 5/ We could get crowds of 40K+, in itself not ridiculous but the using Liverpool getting 42.5k average despite their poor season as supporting eveidence - December 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 25 December, 2010 Share Posted 25 December, 2010 (edited) "in this league. Rickie Lambert scored 30 goals, Torres wouldn't get 10."- Le God Third Coming. Repeating the same thing about six months later. 'Mental. Totally f*cking mental'- Alpine saint 'I see we've thrown the Ashes away on the first day again...'- Alpine after one day of the first test. Edited 25 December, 2010 by hypochondriac Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 25 December, 2010 Author Share Posted 25 December, 2010 "in this league. Rickie Lambert scored 30 goals, Torres wouldn't get 10."- Le God Third Coming. Repeating the same thing about six months later. 'Mental. Totally f*cking mental'- Alpine saint 'Great we have just lost the Ashes 5-0'- Alpine after one day of the first test. Le God third coming has come out with some corkers, i'm pretty sure he was reponsible for 3 and 4 on my list. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 25 December, 2010 Share Posted 25 December, 2010 Le God third coming has come out with some corkers, i'm pretty sure he was reponsible for 3 and 4 on my list. Award for most ridiculous post(er)? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Viking Warrior Posted 25 December, 2010 Share Posted 25 December, 2010 Be fair to Alpine about losing the ashes after one days play. Thats a sign of him being optomistic. Had he forcast a 5.0 drubbing after 5 overs then that is more consistent with alpines predictions Rickie Lambers call for an england place was not far out at the time . what other english centre forward do we have? heskey wo only scores once every decade, Keven davies was to little to late Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 25 December, 2010 Share Posted 25 December, 2010 Can we make it most riduculous post of the century? WOW...what an impact this guy is having on our club already... I was not too unhappy that pearson went but was dreading this set up when it first arrived as it stank of Lowe wanting to do this to make a point as he wanted this set up two years ago...and harped on about using the kids etc.. but boy, Jan the man sure knows what he is doing BIG TIME....puts any pearson/burley team into pale insignificance... also, with some fans bemusement, he even states he wants another striker and after today, fans are agreeing with him... I went to the west ham game and left the ground shell shocked on how well we played and the style.I just hope those 'stay awayers' come back and see what brilliant football he has produced with a bunch of reserves and kids.. hats off to you sir, well done and thanks for all this good stuff we are seeing.. I think I speak on most saints fans behalf when I say we are litterally gob smacked on how well you have transformed our club... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 25 December, 2010 Share Posted 25 December, 2010 (edited) one of the pompey posters, can't remember which one "Nugent and Tommy Smith up front every day of the week, they've played top flight football for almost all their careers" Meanwhile I think I've won "The Michael Fish moment of the year" on the snow thread. I posted this on 25th November on this year. I doubt we'll get much snow down here if any. Edited 25 December, 2010 by JackFrost Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
benjii Posted 25 December, 2010 Share Posted 25 December, 2010 "Chartered engineer" trump "scientist", or words to that effect. Also, any of Romsey Phillips' pant wetting about the economics of installment plans etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 25 December, 2010 Share Posted 25 December, 2010 What about the other awards? Most tree-hugging lefty? Most Nazi-loving right-winger? Most pedantic poster? Worst punctuation and grammar in a single post? Most amount of "..." used instead of normal punctuation? (Nominate: ottery saint mary) Most sexist in over-compensation for lack of sexual experience? (Nominate: Master Bates) Most precocious youth? Most bitter scared old reactionary knee-jerker? Best strawberry blonde poster? Most patriotic ex-pat? (stiff competition for that one) Best poster from the USA? (Nominate: Tijuana Tim. I bet you all didn't know he was from America, did you?) Poster that you can't question because they've written books about/played for Saints which means you should respect everything they say, no matter how much b*llocks they talk? (can't think of any to nominate for that one) Poster you'd most like to bum? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 25 December, 2010 Author Share Posted 25 December, 2010 What about the other awards? Most tree-hugging lefty? Most Nazi-loving right-winger? Most pedantic poster? Worst punctuation and grammar in a single post? Most amount of "..." used instead of normal punctuation? (Nominate: ottery saint mary) Most sexist in over-compensation for lack of sexual experience? (Nominate: Master Bates) Most precocious youth? Most bitter scared old reactionary knee-jerker? Best strawberry blonde poster? Most patriotic ex-pat? (stiff competition for that one) Best poster from the USA? (Nominate: Tijuana Tim. I bet you all didn't know he was from America, did you?) Poster that you can't question because they've written books about/played for Saints which means you should respect everything they say, no matter how much b*llocks they talk? (can't think of any to nominate for that one) Poster you'd most like to bum? as per the OP, we will be doing one a day, tomorrows will be most tedious poster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 25 December, 2010 Share Posted 25 December, 2010 I'm a shoo-in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 25 December, 2010 Author Share Posted 25 December, 2010 I'm a shoo-in. you have strong competition, the bookies favourties are Verbal 1/2 on, Supermikey & Alpine, 3/1, Ludwig at 5/1 and you at 8/1 at the moment. You might have to get your mates like liquidshock to contact me as bookmaker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thedelldays Posted 25 December, 2010 Share Posted 25 December, 2010 I will win the "poster you would all like to meet" category.. I expect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Spudders Posted 25 December, 2010 Share Posted 25 December, 2010 I'm a shoo-in. I'll vote for you on the "poster you'd most like to bum" day Deppo, pm me on that day, just in case it's one that I'm busy, don't wanna let you down, you deserve that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 25 December, 2010 Share Posted 25 December, 2010 you have strong competition, the bookies favourties are Verbal 1/2 on, Supermikey & Alpine, 3/1, Ludwig at 5/1 and you at 8/1 at the moment. You might have to get your mates like liquidshock to contact me as bookmaker. They are all my alternative log-ins anyway. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 25 December, 2010 Author Share Posted 25 December, 2010 Can we make it most riduculous post of the century? it's certainly the most optimistic post of all time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerBadger Posted 25 December, 2010 Share Posted 25 December, 2010 I will win the "poster you would all like to meet" category.. I expect Too many egg nogs TDD?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerBadger Posted 25 December, 2010 Share Posted 25 December, 2010 (edited) Think we should do one of these everyday until the new year. I'll kick us off, with 2010's most ridiculous posts, and the nominations are...... 1/Rickie lambert should play for england - june 2010 2/ League one Saints would beat England - june 2010 3/ We are the most attractive club for a player to join outside of the Premier leagues top 4 - August 2010 4/ We can sign any player we want and pay them what they want-August 2010 5/ We could get crowds of 40K+, in itself not ridiculous but the using Liverpool getting 42.5k average despite their poor season as supporting eveidence - December 2010 This Merry New Year T Edited 25 December, 2010 by BadgerBadger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jeff Le Taxi Posted 26 December, 2010 Share Posted 26 December, 2010 I will win the "poster you would all like to meet" category.. I expect I think youll find thats me at 3.30 am new years day! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 29 December, 2010 Share Posted 29 December, 2010 A late entry which I think wins it: Quick quiz... What links the following 4 players? Guly, Jason Puncheon, BWP, Jermaine Wright, Ricardo Fuller. They have all been used as a scapegoat when we aren't playing well by certain sections of the crowd, yet have all shown themselves to play well at a higher level than at Saints (perhaps not BWP). What else links them? Ah yes, they aren't white. Come on guys, racism just aint Saintly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Turkish Posted 29 December, 2010 Author Share Posted 29 December, 2010 A late entry which I think wins it: that post is mental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 29 December, 2010 Share Posted 29 December, 2010 This response is brilliant. Come on, Turkish, you have to admit that is class. The Golden Eagle used to be widespread in England but was shot and poisoned to extinction by gamekeepers. A small population is recovering in Scotland. With the ammount of people living in England now there's few places it could survive in the wild now. Yet another price we've had to pay for our open door immigration policy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 29 December, 2010 Share Posted 29 December, 2010 Deppo getting rattled is better. I'll try and be a bit more monotonous in my 'posting style'(!), so you can understand me. Sorry for any confusion caused. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 29 December, 2010 Share Posted 29 December, 2010 I vote for that one as well. The one where I'm getting rattled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 29 December, 2010 Share Posted 29 December, 2010 Deppo getting rattled again is better still. I vote for that one as well. The one where I'm getting rattled. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 29 December, 2010 Share Posted 29 December, 2010 Cool shades. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 29 December, 2010 Share Posted 29 December, 2010 I vote for the one where Deppo turns the tables on Dune. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mao Cap Posted 30 December, 2010 Share Posted 30 December, 2010 This was a real peach. I don't need docuented academic research to prove historical fact. Proper LOL. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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