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Good morning and a Merry Xmas to all.

 

Nope, like the poster above, I was on Facebook last night etc. The Forum is an integral part of my life and has been for a few years now.....for the bargain price of £5.

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is it worse on Xmas day?

 

Im in a picturesque village in the south of France spending christmas with my parents and brother. Im browsing the SWF whilst they watch Christmas movies. Not sure who's sadder

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Im in a picturesque village in the south of France spending christmas with my parents and brother. Im browsing the SWF whilst they watch Christmas movies. Not sure who's sadder

 

If they live in France, then it's them.

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If they live in France, then it's them.

 

It's actually a pretty cool place compared to England as its medditeranean with lots of beatiful beaches. The weather is therefore really hot 99% of the year. I had to come down during the 1% though didn't I....brrrrrrr

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I'd like to be in France with you and your family. We could play board games and pull Christmas crackers. And I could make saucy innuendos to any females about me liking a bit of breast or asking them if they'd like stuffing. We'd all laugh heartily.

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I'd like to be in France with you and your family. We could play board games and pull Christmas crackers. And I could make saucy innuendos to any females about me liking a bit of breast or asking them if they'd like stuffing. We'd all laugh heartily.

 

I got an orgasmatron from my mum. I'm sure that would have started you off....

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It's actually a pretty cool place compared to England as its medditeranean with lots of beatiful beaches. The weather is therefore really hot 99% of the year. I had to come down during the 1% though didn't I....brrrrrrr

 

do you mean that literally for 361.35 days a year the weather is really hot and you happen to have been unlucky enough to chose the 3.65 days of the year to be there when it is not? If you stay for a week surely at just over the half way point the weather will become really hot again and you can take advantage of those beautiful beaches.

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do you mean that literally for 361.35 days a year the weather is really hot and you happen to have been unlucky enough to chose the 3.65 days of the year to be there when it is not? If you stay for a week surely at just over the half way point the weather will become really hot again and you can take advantage of those beautiful beaches.

 

Boring Christmas day?

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Boring Christmas day?

 

yep. Has the weather improved their yet? Why are you in, haven't you got a beach to enjoy? Or have you got another 1 1/2 days to wait until the weather reverts back to the really hot default?

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yep. Has the weather improved their yet? Why are you in, haven't you got a beach to enjoy? Or have you got another 1 1/2 days to wait until the weather reverts back to the really hot default?

 

Well, you may jest dear friend but apart from the cold wind it is clear blue skies outside and I personally could hit the beach right now. My tree trunk legs and large physique would protect me from the cold sea and the elements. But yes 1 1/2 days till the percentages are truly on my side ;-)

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do you mean that literally for 361.35 days a year the weather is really hot and you happen to have been unlucky enough to chose the 3.65 days of the year to be there when it is not? If you stay for a week surely at just over the half way point the weather will become really hot again and you can take advantage of those beautiful beaches.

 

Gosh.

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yep. Has the weather improved their yet? Why are you in, haven't you got a beach to enjoy? Or have you got another 1 1/2 days to wait until the weather reverts back to the really hot default?

 

Golly gosh. If we ever decide to have a most tedious poster competition, I think you'd be well qualified to judge it. This is impressive stuff.

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Golly gosh. If we ever decide to have a most tedious poster competition, I think you'd be well qualified to judge it. This is impressive stuff.

 

I am just trying to fit in.

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