Pets Corner (Kinda like show & tell)

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

http://www.snopes.com/critters/snakes/measured.asp

 

Oh?

 

F*cking b*tch, I genuinely believed her as it was someone she knew, not a friend of a friend's Aunty's Granny's dog's friend. I am gullible, although she sounded very sincere when she told me.

 

Good story though

[INFLUENCED.COM]

How do I post a picture on here ?

[SNSUN]

Oh?

 

F*cking b*tch, I genuinely believed her as it was someone she knew, not a friend of a friend's Aunty's Granny's dog's friend. I am gullible, although she sounded very sincere when she told me.

 

Good story though

 

I think I'll plump for an old chestnut - Pwn3d!!!

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

How do I post a picture on here ?

 

When you are posting, there is a little yellow icon which has what looks like a mountain in it. Click on that and you will need to post the http address of the picture you want to post. Alternatively just insert the web address inbeetween these

 

If its a picture you have on your own computer, it obviously wont have a web address so go to http://www.tinypic.com and upload the picture there then post the link on here.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I think I'll plump for an old chestnut - Pwn3d!!!

 

Yup :-&

[INFLUENCED.COM]

 

My smileing Nutbag

 

 

Thanks no sinner

[saint boggy]

 

Barfy, your fluffy one is very much like my little puddy tat that i had to have put to sleep last year

 

this is him.......Peanut

 

 

[Jillyanne]

INFLUENCED.COM - is that a Wiemie (sp) thingy?

[benjii]

Yep, it had to be.

 

 

 

It was a family friend of someone I used to work with. Jilleh, just because its been in the papers, doesnt mean the people involved dont have friends?!

 

http://www.snopes.com/critters/snakes/measured.asp

 

:lol:

[Barfy]

 

Barfy, your fluffy one is very much like my little puddy tat that i had to have put to sleep last year

 

this is him.......Peanut

 

 

 

I'm really sorry to hear about that, he looks like he was a lovely cat.

 

Believe it or not those two are sisters from the same litter and both are lucky to still be alive. They suffer from a genetic defect which means they can't digest certain proteins both were at death's door until the vet clocked the problem. Of course it does now mean extra expensive 'sensitive' food only for them :mad:

[INFLUENCED.COM]

INFLUENCED.COM - is that a Wiemie (sp) thingy?

 

Weimaraner, Yes

[Jillyanne]

Weimaraner, Yes

 

My other half wants one - are they high maintanence?

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

My other half wants one - are they high maintanence?

 

You have to feed them and give them water and walk them every day.

 

HTH

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

My other half wants one - are they high maintanence?

 

Not as much as you.

[Jillyanne]

Not as much as you.

 

Love you. xxx

[INFLUENCED.COM]

My other half wants one - are they high maintanence?

 

Very, would not advise any one who is not prepared to walk them for at least 2 hours a day, they, the one that I had before and most I know suffer seperation anxiety, I'm fortunate in that I can bring him to work with me, would advise puppy training to include a cage, that said have many many hours of fun with him, they have alot of character and always impress with their inteligence, mine got too spoilt as a pup by my partner so kinda made a rod for our own backs, its difficult to discipline a puppy that looks the way they do, biased I know but I think their the best dogs in the world

[Jillyanne]

Very, would not advise any one who is not prepared to walk them for at least 2 hours a day, they, the one that I had before and most I know suffer seperation anxiety, I'm fortunate in that I can bring him to work with me, would advise puppy training to include a cage, that said have many many hours of fun with him, they have alot of character and always impress with their inteligence, mine got too spoilt as a pup by my partner so kinda made a rod for our own backs, its difficult to discipline a puppy that looks the way they do, biased I know but I think their the best dogs in the world

 

Friends of ours have a Ridgeback and they had her in a cage whilst she was attending puppy training, they think she would have been quite wild without it!

[hamster]

I would like to introduce you all to... Boo. OH's birthday pressie for Monday, arrived home just 4 hours ago.

 

 

And here, he meets our Shelby for the first time.

 

Edited 12 October, 2008 by hamster

[Al de Man]

 

 

 

 

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

 

 

Made me lol.

 

Shows what evil cats are capable of, and they love showing off their work too!

 

Luckily we dont have wall paper, we have painted walls, however, you can see the odd paw mark on the walls here and there. They have also been fairly good with the curtains and we dont have any holes in them, but they did a number on our old sofa and have demolished the wicker laundry basket we have!

 

Still they look cute and innocent in the other pics!

[Al de Man]

Made me lol.

 

Shows what evil cats are capable of, and they love showing off their work too!

 

Luckily we dont have wall paper, we have painted walls, however, you can see the odd paw mark on the walls here and there. They have also been fairly good with the curtains and we dont have any holes in them, but they did a number on our old sofa and have demolished the wicker laundry basket we have!

 

Still they look cute and innocent in the other pics!

 

Well we got them from the RSPCA and had to keep them indoors for about a month to settle and bond. After one evening the curtains were pretty much in the state shown in that picture and we thought what have we let ourselves in for, but now they're going outside they only climb the curtains when chasing after a fly.

[PompeyLass]

 

This is what Scampi looked like when she was a puppy.

 

 

Sounds really sad but I miss her like mad, she's been in doggie heaven for about 2 months now and I still find myself going to check her water bowl & switch the radio on for her before I leave for work.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Cats suck

 

Only if you ask them nicely and stroke their neck

[PompeyLass]

I can finally put up a picture of Scampi. This was taken the day before she went to doggie heaven.

 

http://img374.imageshack.us/my.php?image=07171qk7.jpg

[saint boggy]

I can finally put up a picture of Scampi. This was taken the day before she went to doggie heaven.

 

http://img374.imageshack.us/my.php?image=07171qk7.jpg

ah bless, she does really look as if she has had enough tho, doesn't she..

[PompeyLass]

ah bless, she does really look as if she has had enough tho, doesn't she..

 

Yep, she had a long & happy life though.

[Colinjb]

Couple of Cats for you:

 

 

This is Saphie, but sadly she passed away a few weeks ago of old age.

 

 

And this is Tabatha, the youngest, just over a year old.

[Jillyanne]

I can finally put up a picture of Scampi. This was taken the day before she went to doggie heaven.

 

http://img374.imageshack.us/my.php?image=07171qk7.jpg

 

She is lovely Vik and I am not a dog fan but as has been said already - it looked like it was time. Bless.

[Weston Super Saint]

Costs me a fortune in 'kit-e-kat'

 

 

 

My Sister's, 'Sami' that I borrow sometimes...

 

[Jillyanne]

Why would you 'borrow' a dog? Also Tigers eat Felix not Kit-e-kat.

[Weston Super Saint]

Why would you 'borrow' a dog? Also Tigers eat Felix not Kit-e-kat.

 

Because 8 1/2 month pregnant ladies don't tend to be able to go 'walkies' very far

[Al de Man]

Tigers eat Felix not Kit-e-kat.

 

Tigers eat whatever they f***ing want.

[saint boggy]

i would like to introduce you to Cody.......he's 9 weeks old and is a German Shepherd

 

int ee luverly!!!!

 

 

[bridge too far]

I can't find pics of my poor old cat, Trevor.

 

But, as I want to play, I thought I'd share a pic of my granddaughter.

 

As you can see, even at 5 months, she's like her grandmother - a bookworm

 

[benjii]

[Wiltshire Saint]

i would like to introduce you to Cody.......he's 9 weeks old and is a German Shepherd

 

int ee luverly!!!!

 

 

 

 

I hate it when people dress their dogs up. Why have you put coloured contact lenses in this dog? Does it not look stupid enough as it is? This dog's great grandad was also probably used to terrorise the Jews in WWII. Nazi dog.

[PompeyLass]

I can't find pics of my poor old cat, Trevor.

 

But, as I want to play, I thought I'd share a pic of my granddaughter.

 

As you can see, even at 5 months, she's like her grandmother - a bookworm

 

 

She's gorgeous.

[Master Bates]

My Molly

 

[swannymere]

Pipper - Whippet/Lab Cross

 

 

Dillon - Patterdale/Jack Russell Cross

 

[jeff leopard]

I've got three adorable ratties...

 

this is cooper

 

domino doing his van morrison impersonation

 

cooper again, keeping warm

 

and more cooper

 

and lastly, cooper (worshipping me) and moss (bowing down to me) the newbie in the house

[Master Bates]

 

Thanks for getting ya rat out, Oh Jillyanne, your turn.

[Master Bates]

I thought I'd share a pic of my granddaughter.

 

As you can see, even at 5 months, she's like her grandmother

 

 

Yep, no hair and no teeth, but then she's a baby, so what's your excuse?

[bridge too far]

Yep, no hair and no teeth, but then she's a baby, so what's your excuse?

 

What have I done to irritate you, sweetie?

 

That's twice today you've alluded to my 'great age'.

 

[Rattlehead]

What have I done to irritate you, sweetie?

 

That's twice today you've alluded to my 'great age'.

 

 

Master Bates is obviously too nice and boring to give you an honest answer, so please allow me to speculate on why you might have irritated him:

 

1) Perhaps he thinks you are extremely dull and tedious, constantly banging on about your daughter and other drivel;

 

2) Perhaps he thinks you think you're something special and clever and a 'well respected member of the forum' and therefore 'up your own a*se' to some extent;

 

3) Maybe he just thinks you're an irrelevant old codger;

 

4) Or it could be your hardcore communist opinions, always supporting 'the worker' even if they are lazy scum thicko f*ckwits and even though the system is a proven failure;

 

5) He might find you very patronising and your overuse of smileys, use of the word 'sweetie' and highly thought out yet cr*p puns drive him over the edge;

 

6) As someone clearly and utterly desperate for a bird, maybe he is jealous of the potentially shameful relationship you and DSM may have;

 

7) Alternatively your constant confessions of sobbing over trivial things on TV, e.g. someone in Eastenders breaking a nail or something like that, could annoy him; or

 

He might simply not like bald and/or old people and/or adults who read books for 5 year olds.

 

This list is by no means exhaustive, but as you asked and he failed to answer, I have tried to get into the mind of Master Bates and hope this is of some help.

 

Regards, x

[Wiltshire Saint]

Master Bates is obviously too nice and boring to give you an honest answer, so please allow me to speculate on why you might have irritated him:

 

1) Perhaps he thinks you are extremely dull and tedious, constantly banging on about your daughter and other drivel;

 

2) Perhaps he thinks you think you're something special and clever and a 'well respected member of the forum' and therefore 'up your own a*se' to some extent;

 

3) Maybe he just thinks you're an irrelevant old codger;

 

4) Or it could be your hardcore communist opinions, always supporting 'the worker' even if they are lazy scum thicko f*ckwits and even though the system is a proven failure;

 

5) He might find you very patronising and your overuse of smileys, use of the word 'sweetie' and highly thought out yet cr*p puns drive him over the edge;

 

6) As someone clearly and utterly desperate for a bird, maybe he is jealous of the potentially shameful relationship you and DSM may have;

 

7) Alternatively your constant confessions of sobbing over trivial things on TV, e.g. someone in Eastenders breaking a nail or something like that, could annoy him; or

 

He might simply not like bald and/or old people and/or adults who read books for 5 year olds.

 

This list is by no means exhaustive, but as you asked and he failed to answer, I have tried to get into the mind of Master Bates and hope this is of some help.

 

Regards, x

 

I have hightlighted in bold words that are either apt descriptions of yourself (I couldn't spot w*nker or c*nt) or massively ironic. For example, "F*ckwit" is highlighted as it is an apt description for you while "dull and tedious" is highlighted because of the irony involved.

[Master Bates]

What have I done to irritate you, sweetie?

 

That's twice today you've alluded to my 'great age'.

 

 

Because you set yourself up too easily