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This isn't actually my goldfish, but it looks just like him!

 

He sucks my finger when I put it in the water.

 

I love him.

 

I've had him for 3 years and I haven't got round to naming him yet.

 

He likes to eat fish food, swim, and stay up late.

 

He had a friend which was a snail, but it disappeared.

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just under 4 feet long.......not one of the big 'uns.

 

True story...

 

A girl I used to work with had a family friend who had a python. She took it to the vets after it hadnt eaten for 2 weeks and she got worried about it. It used to have free roam of the house and used to sleep curled up at the bottom of the bed (bit weird). The vets asked a series of questions to try and diagnose what was wrong with the snake. The final question was, 'where does the snake sleep?' to which the lady replied, "well its funny you should say, it normally sleeps curled up at the bottom of the bed, however, recently, it has slept on the bed, but stretched out next to me, long ways".

 

The vet pondered for a second, then said "Im sorry to have to tell you, but we are going to have to put the snake down". The lady (being distrought) questioned why it had to be put down, fearing the worst, like it had cancer or something, to which the vet replied...

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

"The reason why it hasnt eaten for 2 weeks is because it is starving itself, and the reason why it is laying stretched out next to you is because it is measuring itself against you, trying to work out if you will fit in him. He is planning on eating you!"

 

True story

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True story...

 

"The reason why it hasnt eaten for 2 weeks is because it is starving itself, and the reason why it is laying stretched out next to you is because it is measuring itself against you, trying to work out if you will fit in him. He is planning on eating you!"

 

True story

 

That is pretty scary, did they have it put down in the end?

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This may have been a true story but no way was it one of his friends!!! It has been in the paper a million times!

 

I was going to say something disgusting along the lines of - no snake could swallow me because my todger is so big - but I think I'll let this one slide...

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That is pretty scary, did they have it put down in the end?

 

Yep, it had to be.

 

This may have been a true story but no way was it one of his friends!!! It has been in the paper a million times!

 

It was a family friend of someone I used to work with. Jilleh, just because its been in the papers, doesnt mean the people involved dont have friends?!

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