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Cats - yes or no


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I've had both and like both well enough, but if I were to have one now it'd probably be a cat as dogs are just so cripplingly dependent. The whole thing about cats only being affectionate when they want something just isn't true in my experience.

Cats are worse when it's a neighbour who has them. They don't usually crap in their own garden, but in other people's and cat**** is extremely toxic, which is pretty horrible when you've got small children wandering around the garden.

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We've always had cats but, after our lovely Trevor died this time last year :( we thought we wouldn't have any more.

 

But then an elderly relative and his wife died within a couple of weeks of each other and their cat was orphaned. So we took her in and I'm so glad we did - she's a delight!

 

Trevor :lol::lol::lol::lol:

 

Cats = Hair = :x:x:x:x Agrrrr

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Cats are generally nasty little bastards who used to delight in sh!tting in my garden. That was before our border collie arrived and now thankfully she does a good job in seeing them off.

 

Good plan. Is the next step to get a Rhino to stop the dog crapping in the garden?

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Simple test:

 

Lock your wife/partner, a dog and a cat in the back of a car.

Leave them there for a couple of hours.

Open car....

 

Only one of the three will be pleased to see you.

 

Can I also add that woman that have pictures of their cats on their desks at work, need to be put down.

 

Or woman that cant cope with the responsibility of having children, yet refer to their cat as if it was one of their children.

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I am pleased to report that my border collie saw some mangy ginger tw^tter of a cat today whilst on our morning walk and soon gave pursuit to f^ck the cat off back into its own garden.

 

This - and two dumps in the snow - certainly brightened our dog's morning.

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All those who say they don't like cats I suspect have never had one.

 

I have and I think they're great.

 

I had one for 9 years and dont like them. They really arent the most pleasant of creatures imho, and the biggest drawback is when they get killed (which is likely) you probably wont ever know how or where or when it happened, or even if its happened at all. Witness the number of "has my cat been locked in your shed" type flyposters you see all the time, you might think its your cat but you never know where they are when they arent in your house. Which is most of the time.

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This thread is racist.

 

I work in a local authority, and the Dog Wardens work out of the same office as me.

 

We once had a member of the public phone up and accuse the Authority of being racist (they were totally serious) as we issue fines for dog fouling but not cat fouling.

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Dogs have owners, Cats have staff

 

Exactly!

 

I do like dogs, but they are a bit, er, dumb! Even the "intelligent" ones are only doing it as they'll get a reward.

Dogs thought process; "can I eat it", "can I **** it", "can I fight it" >> much like modern man I suppose.

 

But cats are cool, calculated and generally awesome creatures. I've had Maine Coons, which are brilliant cats. They are huge, actually more affectionate than other breeds and moggies and they are just generally brilliant creatures - I love watching them, especially pouncing on massive house spiders.

 

Non-cat lovers are weird and normally have a chip on their shoulder about something. Fact.

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