Question?

[Dog]

Is it wrong to sh.ag a turkey carcass, after its been warmed up in the microwave, if you use a condom and it's in the privacy of your own home?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My mate wants to know.

[Deppo]

Why would it be?

[Dog]

Why would it be?

 

It's not Xmas yet, should I tell him to wait?

[tpbury]

Did you take out the giblets beforehand? Carcass implies that all the meat has been removed. Was it a Calista? Did you use flavoured condoms? That could compromise the flavour experience if you used the carcass for soup.

[Dog]

Did you take out the giblets beforehand? Carcass implies that all the meat has been removed. Was it a Calista? Did you use flavoured condoms? That could compromise the flavour experience if you used the carcass for soup.

 

The giblets are still in the bird, it makes it more realistic, so he tells me. I always use the thumb of a Marigold and a knob of vaseline.

[BadgerBadger]

Why use a carcass, get in there before the slaughter house I say

[Hatch]

gobble gobble

[miserableoldgit]

Is it wrong to sh.ag a turkey carcass, after its been warmed up in the microwave, if you use a condom and it's in the privacy of your own home?

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

My mate wants to know.

 

Define "wrong".

[Badger]

A variation on the idea of Turkey and "stuffing" I suppose.

[SNSUN]

Depends on the size of the Turkey, there are some pretty small ones that you could get your winky right up in there, the further the better. I believe it's called neck-rophilia.

 

Just don't do it on the dinner table on Christmas Day when someone is hacking into it with a carving knife.

[Liquidshokk]

Imagine clipping your knob on a bone.....