Dog Posted 20 December, 2010 Share Posted 20 December, 2010 Is it wrong to sh.ag a turkey carcass, after its been warmed up in the microwave, if you use a condom and it's in the privacy of your own home? My mate wants to know. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 20 December, 2010 Share Posted 20 December, 2010 Why would it be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 20 December, 2010 Author Share Posted 20 December, 2010 Why would it be? It's not Xmas yet, should I tell him to wait? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tpbury Posted 20 December, 2010 Share Posted 20 December, 2010 Did you take out the giblets beforehand? Carcass implies that all the meat has been removed. Was it a Calista? Did you use flavoured condoms? That could compromise the flavour experience if you used the carcass for soup. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 20 December, 2010 Author Share Posted 20 December, 2010 Did you take out the giblets beforehand? Carcass implies that all the meat has been removed. Was it a Calista? Did you use flavoured condoms? That could compromise the flavour experience if you used the carcass for soup. The giblets are still in the bird, it makes it more realistic, so he tells me. I always use the thumb of a Marigold and a knob of vaseline. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BadgerBadger Posted 20 December, 2010 Share Posted 20 December, 2010 Why use a carcass, get in there before the slaughter house I say Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 20 December, 2010 Share Posted 20 December, 2010 gobble gobble Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
miserableoldgit Posted 20 December, 2010 Share Posted 20 December, 2010 Is it wrong to sh.ag a turkey carcass, after its been warmed up in the microwave, if you use a condom and it's in the privacy of your own home? My mate wants to know. Define "wrong". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Badger Posted 20 December, 2010 Share Posted 20 December, 2010 A variation on the idea of Turkey and "stuffing" I suppose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 20 December, 2010 Share Posted 20 December, 2010 Depends on the size of the Turkey, there are some pretty small ones that you could get your winky right up in there, the further the better. I believe it's called neck-rophilia. Just don't do it on the dinner table on Christmas Day when someone is hacking into it with a carving knife. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidshokk Posted 21 December, 2010 Share Posted 21 December, 2010 Imagine clipping your knob on a bone..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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