News in Briefs

[Hatch]

Elle, 21 from Herts

 

..is horrified that a Christian group is pouring scorn on Christmas celebrations and comparing Santa to Satan.

She said 'the very etymology of the word Christmas comes from a compound meaning of 'Christ's Mass' and is derived from an Old English phrase first recored in 1038'

[Lighthouse]

Stupid bint. She can't even spell "recorded".

[Hatch]

dozy tart. She will be punished.

[SO16_Saint]

dozy tart. She will be punished.

 

stone her

[RonManager]

stone her

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MIaORknS1Dk

[benjii]

Rule the First.

[Master Bates]

Apparently, Santa was the result of a virgin birth produced by Satan (just as Jesus was the result of a virgin birth produced by God- meaning that Santa is somewhat of an Antichrist). Christmas was "The Day of Slaying" for Santa until, in 1010 AD, an angel defeated Santa in a curling match and sentenced Santa to deliver presents on Christmas for 1000 years. This means that Santa is free to kill again in 2010.

[RonManager]

like so....

 

[DS]

I expected more fappage in this thread. Cracking one out to Robot Santa was unsatisfying to say the least.

[Mr_Red]

I was expecting a hotty reading the news in her pants...

I'm a little disappointed.

[Hatch]

Danni , 23 , from Coventry

 

Danni reckons PM David Cameron was wise to serve up Mince Pies to angry union bosses during the talks with Unions. She said 'Spanish born philospher

George Santayana had it right when he said 'There is nothing to which men , while they have food and drink, cannot reconcile theselves. ''