Religion

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Nothing racist, just an observation.

 

Extremist Christians go about their way of not having teh secks before marriage, many dont swear, smoke drink or have fun.

 

Extremist Muslims blow sh*t up!

 

There is something not right there?

 

The two who tried to blow up Gatwick & Glasgow worked for the NHS FFS! They were Dr's. You would of thought these lemmings wouldnt of been brain washed, and if you hate something so much that you are willing to blow it up, why bother being anywhere near it (Western Civilisation)

 

:smt076

[scott_saints]

its all the fault of teh muzzlims.

[JohnnyFartPants]

Nothing racist, just an observation.

 

Extremist Christians go about their way of not having teh secks before marriage, many dont swear, smoke drink or have fun.

 

Extremist Muslims blow sh*t up!

 

There is something not right there?

 

The two who tried to blow up Gatwick & Glasgow worked for the NHS FFS! They were Dr's. You would of thought these lemmings wouldnt of been brain washed, and if you hate something so much that you are willing to blow it up, why bother being anywhere near it (Western Civilisation)

 

:smt076

 

Another observation I have made is that while Extreme Christians (EC) tend to dress like Geography teachers, your average Extreme Muslim (EM) favour the gown and beard combo.

[Baj]

Extremist Christians go about their way of not having teh secks before marriage, many dont swear, smoke drink or have fun.

 

Extremist Muslims blow sh*t up!

 

I'm assuming you didn't learn about the crusades in school then...

[Scudamore]

An extremist is generally a f::ckwit that doesn't actually understand their own religion...

[Hatch]

An extremist is generally a f::ckwit that doesn't actually understand their own religion...

 

I do extreme sports.

 

Like paddling a boat and riding a bicycle.

[JohnnyFartPants]

An extremist is generally a f::ckwit that doesn't actually understand their own religion...

 

Although it doesn't work in reverse as I know nothing of my religion yet I am not an extremist.

[Baj]

I do extreme sports.

 

Like paddling a boat and riding a bicycle.

Ah yes, but do you really UNDERSTAND the sports

[bungle]

What about extreme buddhists?

[Baj]

very VERY bald

[Durleyfos]

I do extreme sports.

 

Like paddling a boat and riding a bicycle.

 

What is extreme is doing them at the same time.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I'm assuming you didn't learn about the crusades in school then...

 

Nope just the Romans and the Strawberry Fields

[Durleyfos]

What about extreme buddhists?

 

Or Extreme Atheists (EA) ?

[scott_saints]

I can confirm I am an extreme athiest. I dance on fences.

[bungle]

Atheism isn't a religion. Therefore it can't count in this discussion.

 

However, what about Extreme Jedis? Do they start waving light sabers around frantically?

[Scudamore]

I do extreme sports.

 

Like paddling a boat and riding a bicycle.

 

Do you understand how you pedal the bicycle though?

[JohnnyFartPants]

Atheism isn't a religion. Therefore it can't count in this discussion.

 

However, what about Extreme Jedis? Do they start waving light sabers around frantically?

 

(EJ)

[Hatch]

What is extreme is doing them at the same time.

 

 

A new invention. I think I will call them 'Pedalos' and hire them at a beaches or lakes. I'm going on Dragons Den.

 

PS. Will I be seeing you on Sunday?

[Scudamore]

I heard that God is a DJ

[Hatch]

I heard that God is a DJ

 

A Smash'n'Nicey type DJ or one of those noisty scratchy fckuers type DJS

[bungle]

A new invention. I think I will call them 'Pedalos' and hire them at a beaches or lakes. I'm going on Dragons Den.

 

PS. Will I be seeing you on Sunday?

 

I suggest getting a celebrity endorsement. What about England Cricket Andrew Flintoff? I hear he is about to take part in a game in the Carribbean, and that part of the world would seem to be suited to your "pedalo" suggestion.

[Jillyanne]

I can confirm that I am not religious.

[bungle]

(ej)

 

tchbp.

[Jillyanne]

A new invention. I think I will call them 'Pedalos' and hire them at a beaches or lakes. I'm going on Dragons Den.

 

PS. Will I be seeing you on Sunday?

 

Where did you get that name from out of interest.

[JohnnyFartPants]

tchbp.

 

This has beaten me. I am hung over.

[Hatch]

Where did you get that name from out of interest.

 

It's a play on words. What do you reckon, is it catchy?

[the stain]

Nothing racist, just an observation.

 

Extremist Christians go about their way of not having teh secks before marriage, many dont swear, smoke drink or have fun.

 

Extremist Muslims blow sh*t up!

 

There is something not right there?

 

The two who tried to blow up Gatwick & Glasgow worked for the NHS FFS! They were Dr's. You would of thought these lemmings wouldnt of been brain washed, and if you hate something so much that you are willing to blow it up, why bother being anywhere near it (Western Civilisation)

 

:smt076

 

What about the ones who blow up abortion clinics and murder doctors?

[Jillyanne]

It's a play on words. What do you reckon, is it catchy?

 

Genius imho.

[bungle]

This has beaten me. I am hung over.

 

"That Clown Has Bells Palsy."

[Scudamore]

A Smash'n'Nicey type DJ or one of those noisty scratchy fckuers type DJS

 

Chris Evans to the extreme...

 

Yeah that's right...God is ginger...extremely ginger...

[JohnnyFartPants]

"That Clown Has Bells Palsy."

 

Stupid me!!

[bungle]

Stupid me!!

 

You must have consumed more than your recommended allowance of units to be hungover at 3pm.

[JohnnyFartPants]

You must have consumed more than your recommended allowance of units to be hungover at 3pm.

 

It was my birthday yesterday. Units go out the window.

[bungle]

It was my birthday yesterday. Units go out the window.

 

Congratulations on your oldness.

[scott_saints]

That's me in the corner

That's me in the spotlight, I'm

Losing my religion

[JohnnyFartPants]

Congratulations on your oldness.

 

Many thanks. x

[bridge too far]

Another observation I have made is that while Extreme Christians (EC) tend to dress like Geography teachers, your average Extreme Muslim (EM) favour the gown and beard combo.

 

Further to your astute observation, have you also observed that geography teachers favour beards and graduate geography teachers wear their university gowns?

 

Thereby, extrapolating these known facts to a logical conclusion - all extreme christians (ECs) are also extreme muslims (EMs).

[JohnnyFartPants]

Further to your astute observation, have you also observed that geography teachers favour beards and graduate geography teachers wear their university gowns?

 

Thereby, extrapolating these known facts to a logical conclusion - all extreme christians (ECs) are also extreme muslims (EMs).

 

EC and EM are both worshipping similar faiths that separated many years ago, and perhaps it should be the common Geography teacher that reunites them once again?

[bridge too far]

EC and EM are both worshipping similar faiths that separated many years ago, and perhaps it should be the common Geography teacher that reunites them once again?

 

I didn't know Geography teachers were common :shock:

[Penfold]

I drove past a church today. FACT

[Hatch]

The Church will be the next firm to go tits up due to the credit crunch.

 

The Government will then buy them out and nationalise it.

[JohnnyFartPants]

I didn't know Geography teachers were common :shock:

 

Then you never knew Benny Chesters from Brookfield School.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Then you never knew Benny Chesters from Brookfield School.

 

JFP how old are you? I went to good old Brooky!

[JohnnyFartPants]

JFP how old are you? I went to good old Brooky!

 

I was 42 years young yesterday, my good man!! Yourself?

[INFLUENCED.COM]

you hate something so much that you are willing to blow it up:smt076

 

What about you with your doll

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I was 42 years young yesterday, my good man!! Yourself?

 

That would be why I dont recognise the Geography teachers name. Im 26 in a couple of months. I expect there were a few teachers there though when I was there, that tought you.

 

Mr Thomas?

Mr McAtasney?

Mr Crighton?

 

What about you with your doll

 

Thats just love

[JohnnyFartPants]

That would be why I dont recognise the Geography teachers name. Im 26 in a couple of months. I expect there were a few teachers there though when I was there, that tought you.

 

Mr Thomas?

Mr McAtasney?

Mr Crighton?

 

 

Mr Thomas? Was he Geography and Religion? McANasty was head of Vanguard I think, and although he hated my guts I later got on with him quite well as he had something to do with the Park Gate British Legion, and I often played snooker in there against my Dad. Crighton was a dwarf with a beard that was my younger brothers Tutor Group register type bloke. He was Geography I think, maybe History.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

That would be why I dont recognise the Geography teachers name. Im 26 in a couple of months. I expect there were a few teachers there though when I was there, that tought you.

 

Mr Thomas?

Mr McAtasney?

Mr Crighton?

 

 

Mr Thomas? Was he Geography and Religion? McANasty was head of Vanguard I think, and although he hated my guts I later got on with him quite well as he had something to do with the Park Gate British Legion, and I often played snooker in there against my Dad. Crighton was a dwarf with a beard that was my younger brothers Tutor Group register type bloke. He was Geography I think, maybe History.

 

Yep those are the ones. Mr Thomas went onto teach English in the end. Very tall bloke who looked a bit like Jesus.

 

Mr McAtasney is my Mum's best friends Dad, so I knew him out of school too. He's a nice bloke. Heavily into his sports.

 

And yep, Crighton was a bearded Dwarf who taught Geography!

[JohnnyFartPants]

 

Yep those are the ones. Mr Thomas went onto teach English in the end. Very tall bloke who looked a bit like Jesus.

 

Mr McAtasney is my Mum's best friends Dad, so I knew him out of school too. He's a nice bloke. Heavily into his sports.

 

And yep, Crighton was a bearded Dwarf who taught Geography!

 

Are any of them still there?

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

 

Are any of them still there?

 

Not sure, possibly Crighton, but I left 10 years ago, and they were old then!

 

You were a couple of years older than my Aunty and all her mates, ill PM you names...