SuperMikey Posted 16 December, 2010 Share Posted 16 December, 2010 What are your favourite oxymorons? Mine is from a Spotify advert: "The exciting new album from James Blunt" HOWS ABOUT YOU GUYS!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 16 December, 2010 Share Posted 16 December, 2010 I thought an Oxy-Moron was someone who believes that Oxlade-Chamberlain is leaving in January. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 16 December, 2010 Share Posted 16 December, 2010 'Football at Fratton Park' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint in Paradise Posted 16 December, 2010 Share Posted 16 December, 2010 Thatcher is the greatest women the world has ever known. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mickn Posted 16 December, 2010 Share Posted 16 December, 2010 Dune gave the perfect example a while ago when he described himself as a 'compassionate Conservative'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
georgeweahscousin Posted 16 December, 2010 Share Posted 16 December, 2010 Australian cricketer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 16 December, 2010 Share Posted 16 December, 2010 "Under this Government, Britain will not return to the boom and bust of the past." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 16 December, 2010 Share Posted 16 December, 2010 Barring Pardew, any comment said by the majority of Newcastle Utd fans about a new manager in the last few years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
notnowcato Posted 16 December, 2010 Share Posted 16 December, 2010 SuperMikey starts an oxymoron thread.... am I on my own here?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 16 December, 2010 Share Posted 16 December, 2010 SuperMikey starts an oxymoron thread.... am I on my own here?? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JackFrost Posted 16 December, 2010 Share Posted 16 December, 2010 "this down-to-earth Wimbledon audience" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ecuk268 Posted 16 December, 2010 Share Posted 16 December, 2010 Military Intelligence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 16 December, 2010 Share Posted 16 December, 2010 U.S. Intelligence That's better. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GenevaSaint Posted 16 December, 2010 Share Posted 16 December, 2010 Dune's intelligence Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kingsland Codger Posted 16 December, 2010 Share Posted 16 December, 2010 Microsoft Works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 16 December, 2010 Share Posted 16 December, 2010 "Under this Government, Britain will not return to the boom and bust of the past." Thats not an oxymoron, but thanks for trying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thefunkygibbons Posted 16 December, 2010 Share Posted 16 December, 2010 Friendly Fire Who thought that one up? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyNorthernSaints Posted 16 December, 2010 Share Posted 16 December, 2010 Anarchy Rules! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 16 December, 2010 Share Posted 16 December, 2010 "Under this Government, Britain will not return to the boom and bust of the past." Just seen that buctootim has posted the same comment that I was going to post. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GenevaSaint Posted 16 December, 2010 Share Posted 16 December, 2010 Communist Labour © Dune 2010 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dibden Purlieu Saint Posted 16 December, 2010 Share Posted 16 December, 2010 Working Class. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperMikey Posted 16 December, 2010 Author Share Posted 16 December, 2010 SuperMikey starts an oxymoron thread.... am I on my own here?? Well spotted Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
emerson massey Posted 16 December, 2010 Share Posted 16 December, 2010 Anti-Missile Missile Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wurzel Posted 16 December, 2010 Share Posted 16 December, 2010 Tesco - helping you spend less. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RedArmy Posted 16 December, 2010 Share Posted 16 December, 2010 Great Britain. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Bognor Posted 16 December, 2010 Share Posted 16 December, 2010 (edited) "Under this Government, Britain will not return to the boom and bust of the past." That's not an oxymoron, but the person who said it is a moron. As per the words of the song called Jilted John, "Gordon is a moron"....... Edited 16 December, 2010 by Johnny Bognor Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamilton Saint Posted 16 December, 2010 Share Posted 16 December, 2010 virtual reality reality TV show act naturally half empty / half full Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hamilton Saint Posted 16 December, 2010 Share Posted 16 December, 2010 found missing group of individuals holy war new tradition anarchy rules! alone together non-dairy creamer Microsoft works Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SOTONS EAST SIDE Posted 16 December, 2010 Share Posted 16 December, 2010 You cant beat APPLE!! Fresh/Frozen Porstmuff-Truth (in the same breath) The Truth-Portsmuff (same breath) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyNorthernSaints Posted 17 December, 2010 Share Posted 17 December, 2010 never again Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
landford.saint Posted 17 December, 2010 Share Posted 17 December, 2010 Italian Referee French Bravery award German Joke Spanish Animal Care. Russian Democracy American Foriegn Policy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 17 December, 2010 Share Posted 17 December, 2010 "Ooohhhhh, Southampton FC.....are by far the greatest team.....the world has ever seen" Not an oxymoron as such but makes me cringe! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 17 December, 2010 Share Posted 17 December, 2010 Student debt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 17 December, 2010 Share Posted 17 December, 2010 Boxing Day Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 17 December, 2010 Share Posted 17 December, 2010 Peaceful protest Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
trousers Posted 17 December, 2010 Share Posted 17 December, 2010 (edited) "The Lib Dems will be able to carry out all their policy pledges as a minority partner in a coalition government" Edited 17 December, 2010 by trousers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
badgerx16 Posted 17 December, 2010 Share Posted 17 December, 2010 "Microsoft security" ( a personal and professional prejudice I hold against Micro$haft ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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