JohnnyFartPants Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 did any1 see her on sunday night project? looked damn good. she could have my length I too saw her on this programme and can confirm that she looked very good. It was from this programme that I discovered that Harry Enfield wasn't just a good friend of the family but was to all intents and purposes her step father. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 I too saw her on this programme and can confirm that she looked very good. It was from this programme that I discovered that Harry Enfield wasn't just a good friend of the family but was to all intents and purposes her step father. yes, i dont care though as i do not wish to plunder my love rod into harry's chasm as i do lily's Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 she likes old rich men... sadly stevo you don't qualify on either count... on the plus side you're not old... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 She has 3 nipples. Who hasn't? You freak Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 ****ing right I would! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 25 February, 2009 Share Posted 25 February, 2009 I would ride her like seabiscuit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 26 February, 2009 Share Posted 26 February, 2009 And I would bang her like an Oirish Drum on St Paddy's day. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hypochondriac Posted 26 February, 2009 Share Posted 26 February, 2009 I so would. She looks filthier every time I see her. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 26 February, 2009 Share Posted 26 February, 2009 I want to **** her but I want to do it in such a way that although her father can't see the deed, he can perhaps see my big white arse going up and down, perhaps through a bedroom window. I want him knowing that I am filling her with my muck and after I finish he needs to know that she meant nothing to me. How I get him to really know this I have yet to decide. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jillyanne Posted 26 February, 2009 Share Posted 26 February, 2009 I want to **** her but I want to do it in such a way that although her father can't see the deed, he can perhaps see my big white arse going up and down, perhaps through a bedroom window. I want him knowing that I am filling her with my muck and after I finish he needs to know that she meant nothing to me. How I get him to really know this I have yet to decide. How romantic. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 26 February, 2009 Share Posted 26 February, 2009 How romantic. Romance is for women. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Danny Posted 26 February, 2009 Share Posted 26 February, 2009 I want to **** her but I want to do it in such a way that although her father can't see the deed, he can perhaps see my big white arse going up and down, perhaps through a bedroom window. I want him knowing that I am filling her with my muck and after I finish he needs to know that she meant nothing to me. How I get him to really know this I have yet to decide. Hire a Sky-writing plane. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 26 February, 2009 Share Posted 26 February, 2009 I know her Dada is Keith Allen, but I honestly don't get all the 'her dada seeing it' references. Am I being really fick or can someone please enlighten me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 I know her Dada is Keith Allen, but I honestly don't get all the 'her dada seeing it' references. Am I being really fick or can someone please enlighten me? I just think it is something that needs to happen. He is so **** sure of himself and always treis to pretend that nothing shocks him. Just maybe if he saw me hate ****ing her sheriffs badge he may rethink it, especially if I cussed her too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sperm_john Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 She has a look that says, "stick your finger up my arse while you bone the crap out of me, I like it and I want to be bad. I hate my stupid dad and if you can make me be a real whore it will annoy him even more. Can I suck your **** as soon as you pull it out of my ****hole please" doesn't she? she deffinately has that look, spot on lol Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kev Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 That guy (i assume it's a guy) really is going for her lady garden isn't he? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 That guy (i assume it's a guy) really is going for her lady garden isn't he? I hope he gets his fingers right in her snatch, mixed with sweat and vag batter, then thrusts them under her dads nose. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mack rill Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 That guy (i assume it's a guy) really is going for her lady garden isn't he? Lucky bastard!,,,,if that was my fingers i would be sucking them all week;) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint_clark Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 Lucky bastard!,,,,if that was my fingers i would be sucking them all week;) Wouldn't you prefer to cover them in the brine from tuna chunks first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 27 February, 2009 Share Posted 27 February, 2009 Lucky bastard!,,,,if that was my fingers i would be sucking them all week;) How much would you be willing to pay for a photo of her hoop splayed open really wide? I only ask as it is Comic Relief soon. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jed1 Posted 2 March, 2009 Share Posted 2 March, 2009 How much would you be willing to pay for a photo of her hoop splayed open really wide? I only ask as it is Comic Relief soon. Not that sort of relief Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brightspark Posted 2 March, 2009 Share Posted 2 March, 2009 She seemed very concerned over her image and loved flaunting about in her TV appearance on "Rove" (an Australian show a bit like J Ross but dirtier and funnier). I actually think she puts too much make up on, though...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 2 March, 2009 Share Posted 2 March, 2009 That guy (i assume it's a guy) really is going for her lady garden isn't he? If I remember correctly, wasn't that a gig she did at G.A.Y.? If so, it's more likely to be a tuppence licker than a bloke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 3 March, 2009 Share Posted 3 March, 2009 If I remember correctly, wasn't that a gig she did at G.A.Y.? If so, it's more likely to be a tuppence licker than a bloke. Could just as easily be a straight bloke, gay bars are a great place to meet girls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 3 March, 2009 Share Posted 3 March, 2009 Could just as easily be a straight bloke, gay bars are a great place to meet girls. And if you don't you still get your fill. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 3 March, 2009 Share Posted 3 March, 2009 I would ruin her. End of. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 3 March, 2009 Share Posted 3 March, 2009 I would ruin her. End of. Would you make her dad watch? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 3 March, 2009 Share Posted 3 March, 2009 Would you make her dad watch? Possibly. If she was going to be even more of a filth bag with her dad watching then I would certainly make him watch... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 3 March, 2009 Share Posted 3 March, 2009 Being an internet retard, I can't put a photo from the innernet on here...which is a shame as I've found a nice arse shot of her in that blue outfit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 3 March, 2009 Share Posted 3 March, 2009 Being an internet retard, I can't put a photo from the innernet on here...which is a shame as I've found a nice arse shot of her in that blue outfit... I am on vinegar just imagining it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 3 March, 2009 Share Posted 3 March, 2009 Being an internet retard, I can't put a photo from the innernet on here...which is a shame as I've found a nice arse shot of her in that blue outfit... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 3 March, 2009 Share Posted 3 March, 2009 I would settle for doing a Multiple Miggs on her to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 3 March, 2009 Share Posted 3 March, 2009 Now that she has come under my radar, I wouldn't mind bending her over my knee for a bit of slap and tickle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 3 March, 2009 Share Posted 3 March, 2009 Now that she has come under my radar, I wouldn't mind bending her over my knee for a bit of slap and tickle. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 3 March, 2009 Share Posted 3 March, 2009 Can anyone show what her face and/or bum would look like with perhaps some egg white or salad cream on it. No reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 3 March, 2009 Share Posted 3 March, 2009 Can anyone show what her face and/or bum would look like with perhaps some egg white or salad cream on it. No reason. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 4 March, 2009 Share Posted 4 March, 2009 Lily Allen bent over saying "quick, do me in the tea-towel holder, my dads watching" or those three points at Ipswich last night? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 7 March, 2009 Share Posted 7 March, 2009 Lily Allen bent over saying "quick, do me in the tea-towel holder, my dads watching" or those three points at Ipswich last night? Would have to be Lily Allen I think, we're doooooomed as it is Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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