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did any1 see her on sunday night project?

 

looked damn good. she could have my length

 

I too saw her on this programme and can confirm that she looked very good.

 

It was from this programme that I discovered that Harry Enfield wasn't just a good friend of the family but was to all intents and purposes her step father.

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I too saw her on this programme and can confirm that she looked very good.

 

It was from this programme that I discovered that Harry Enfield wasn't just a good friend of the family but was to all intents and purposes her step father.

 

yes, i dont care though as i do not wish to plunder my love rod into harry's chasm as i do lily's

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I want to **** her but I want to do it in such a way that although her father can't see the deed, he can perhaps see my big white arse going up and down, perhaps through a bedroom window. I want him knowing that I am filling her with my muck and after I finish he needs to know that she meant nothing to me. How I get him to really know this I have yet to decide.

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I want to **** her but I want to do it in such a way that although her father can't see the deed, he can perhaps see my big white arse going up and down, perhaps through a bedroom window. I want him knowing that I am filling her with my muck and after I finish he needs to know that she meant nothing to me. How I get him to really know this I have yet to decide.

 

How romantic.

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I want to **** her but I want to do it in such a way that although her father can't see the deed, he can perhaps see my big white arse going up and down, perhaps through a bedroom window. I want him knowing that I am filling her with my muck and after I finish he needs to know that she meant nothing to me. How I get him to really know this I have yet to decide.

 

Hire a Sky-writing plane.

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I know her Dada is Keith Allen, but I honestly don't get all the 'her dada seeing it' references. Am I being really fick or can someone please enlighten me?

 

I just think it is something that needs to happen. He is so **** sure of himself and always treis to pretend that nothing shocks him. Just maybe if he saw me hate ****ing her sheriffs badge he may rethink it, especially if I cussed her too.

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She has a look that says, "stick your finger up my arse while you bone the crap out of me, I like it and I want to be bad. I hate my stupid dad and if you can make me be a real whore it will annoy him even more. Can I suck your **** as soon as you pull it out of my ****hole please" doesn't she?

 

she deffinately has that look, spot on lol

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That guy (i assume it's a guy) really is going for her lady garden isn't he?

 

If I remember correctly, wasn't that a gig she did at G.A.Y.?

 

If so, it's more likely to be a tuppence licker than a bloke.

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If I remember correctly, wasn't that a gig she did at G.A.Y.?

 

If so, it's more likely to be a tuppence licker than a bloke.

 

Could just as easily be a straight bloke, gay bars are a great place to meet girls.

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