JohnnyFartPants Posted 25 February, 2009 Posted 25 February, 2009 did any1 see her on sunday night project? looked damn good. she could have my length I too saw her on this programme and can confirm that she looked very good. It was from this programme that I discovered that Harry Enfield wasn't just a good friend of the family but was to all intents and purposes her step father.
saint_stevo Posted 25 February, 2009 Posted 25 February, 2009 I too saw her on this programme and can confirm that she looked very good. It was from this programme that I discovered that Harry Enfield wasn't just a good friend of the family but was to all intents and purposes her step father. yes, i dont care though as i do not wish to plunder my love rod into harry's chasm as i do lily's
Scudamore Posted 25 February, 2009 Posted 25 February, 2009 she likes old rich men... sadly stevo you don't qualify on either count... on the plus side you're not old...
hamster Posted 26 February, 2009 Posted 26 February, 2009 And I would bang her like an Oirish Drum on St Paddy's day.
hypochondriac Posted 26 February, 2009 Posted 26 February, 2009 I so would. She looks filthier every time I see her.
JohnnyFartPants Posted 26 February, 2009 Posted 26 February, 2009 I want to **** her but I want to do it in such a way that although her father can't see the deed, he can perhaps see my big white arse going up and down, perhaps through a bedroom window. I want him knowing that I am filling her with my muck and after I finish he needs to know that she meant nothing to me. How I get him to really know this I have yet to decide.
Jillyanne Posted 26 February, 2009 Posted 26 February, 2009 I want to **** her but I want to do it in such a way that although her father can't see the deed, he can perhaps see my big white arse going up and down, perhaps through a bedroom window. I want him knowing that I am filling her with my muck and after I finish he needs to know that she meant nothing to me. How I get him to really know this I have yet to decide. How romantic.
Danny Posted 26 February, 2009 Posted 26 February, 2009 I want to **** her but I want to do it in such a way that although her father can't see the deed, he can perhaps see my big white arse going up and down, perhaps through a bedroom window. I want him knowing that I am filling her with my muck and after I finish he needs to know that she meant nothing to me. How I get him to really know this I have yet to decide. Hire a Sky-writing plane.
hamster Posted 26 February, 2009 Posted 26 February, 2009 I know her Dada is Keith Allen, but I honestly don't get all the 'her dada seeing it' references. Am I being really fick or can someone please enlighten me?
JohnnyFartPants Posted 27 February, 2009 Posted 27 February, 2009 I know her Dada is Keith Allen, but I honestly don't get all the 'her dada seeing it' references. Am I being really fick or can someone please enlighten me? I just think it is something that needs to happen. He is so **** sure of himself and always treis to pretend that nothing shocks him. Just maybe if he saw me hate ****ing her sheriffs badge he may rethink it, especially if I cussed her too.
sperm_john Posted 27 February, 2009 Posted 27 February, 2009 She has a look that says, "stick your finger up my arse while you bone the crap out of me, I like it and I want to be bad. I hate my stupid dad and if you can make me be a real whore it will annoy him even more. Can I suck your **** as soon as you pull it out of my ****hole please" doesn't she? she deffinately has that look, spot on lol
Scudamore Posted 27 February, 2009 Posted 27 February, 2009 That guy (i assume it's a guy) really is going for her lady garden isn't he?
JohnnyFartPants Posted 27 February, 2009 Posted 27 February, 2009 That guy (i assume it's a guy) really is going for her lady garden isn't he? I hope he gets his fingers right in her snatch, mixed with sweat and vag batter, then thrusts them under her dads nose.
mack rill Posted 27 February, 2009 Posted 27 February, 2009 That guy (i assume it's a guy) really is going for her lady garden isn't he? Lucky bastard!,,,,if that was my fingers i would be sucking them all week;)
Saint_clark Posted 27 February, 2009 Posted 27 February, 2009 Lucky bastard!,,,,if that was my fingers i would be sucking them all week;) Wouldn't you prefer to cover them in the brine from tuna chunks first?
JohnnyFartPants Posted 27 February, 2009 Posted 27 February, 2009 Lucky bastard!,,,,if that was my fingers i would be sucking them all week;) How much would you be willing to pay for a photo of her hoop splayed open really wide? I only ask as it is Comic Relief soon.
Jed1 Posted 2 March, 2009 Posted 2 March, 2009 How much would you be willing to pay for a photo of her hoop splayed open really wide? I only ask as it is Comic Relief soon. Not that sort of relief
brightspark Posted 2 March, 2009 Posted 2 March, 2009 She seemed very concerned over her image and loved flaunting about in her TV appearance on "Rove" (an Australian show a bit like J Ross but dirtier and funnier). I actually think she puts too much make up on, though...?
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 2 March, 2009 Posted 2 March, 2009 That guy (i assume it's a guy) really is going for her lady garden isn't he? If I remember correctly, wasn't that a gig she did at G.A.Y.? If so, it's more likely to be a tuppence licker than a bloke.
Colinjb Posted 3 March, 2009 Posted 3 March, 2009 If I remember correctly, wasn't that a gig she did at G.A.Y.? If so, it's more likely to be a tuppence licker than a bloke. Could just as easily be a straight bloke, gay bars are a great place to meet girls.
Dog Posted 3 March, 2009 Posted 3 March, 2009 Could just as easily be a straight bloke, gay bars are a great place to meet girls. And if you don't you still get your fill.
JohnnyFartPants Posted 3 March, 2009 Posted 3 March, 2009 I would ruin her. End of. Would you make her dad watch?
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 3 March, 2009 Posted 3 March, 2009 Would you make her dad watch? Possibly. If she was going to be even more of a filth bag with her dad watching then I would certainly make him watch...
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 3 March, 2009 Posted 3 March, 2009 Being an internet retard, I can't put a photo from the innernet on here...which is a shame as I've found a nice arse shot of her in that blue outfit...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 3 March, 2009 Posted 3 March, 2009 Being an internet retard, I can't put a photo from the innernet on here...which is a shame as I've found a nice arse shot of her in that blue outfit... I am on vinegar just imagining it.
Dog Posted 3 March, 2009 Posted 3 March, 2009 Being an internet retard, I can't put a photo from the innernet on here...which is a shame as I've found a nice arse shot of her in that blue outfit...
JohnnyFartPants Posted 3 March, 2009 Posted 3 March, 2009 I would settle for doing a Multiple Miggs on her to be fair.
Hatch Posted 3 March, 2009 Posted 3 March, 2009 Now that she has come under my radar, I wouldn't mind bending her over my knee for a bit of slap and tickle.
Hatch Posted 3 March, 2009 Posted 3 March, 2009 Now that she has come under my radar, I wouldn't mind bending her over my knee for a bit of slap and tickle.
JohnnyFartPants Posted 3 March, 2009 Posted 3 March, 2009 Can anyone show what her face and/or bum would look like with perhaps some egg white or salad cream on it. No reason.
JohnnyFartPants Posted 3 March, 2009 Posted 3 March, 2009 Can anyone show what her face and/or bum would look like with perhaps some egg white or salad cream on it. No reason.
JohnnyFartPants Posted 4 March, 2009 Posted 4 March, 2009 Lily Allen bent over saying "quick, do me in the tea-towel holder, my dads watching" or those three points at Ipswich last night?
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 7 March, 2009 Posted 7 March, 2009 Lily Allen bent over saying "quick, do me in the tea-towel holder, my dads watching" or those three points at Ipswich last night? Would have to be Lily Allen I think, we're doooooomed as it is
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