Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 9 October, 2008 Author Posted 9 October, 2008 Is there a female celeb you wouldnt do Stevo?
JohnnyFartPants Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 She has a look that says, "stick your finger up my arse while you bone the crap out of me, I like it and I want to be bad. I hate my stupid dad and if you can make me be a real whore it will annoy him even more. Can I suck your **** as soon as you pull it out of my ****hole please" doesn't she?
Dicko Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 She got expelled from school for giving a BJ behind a bike shed That's my type of girl
Scudamore Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 She has a look that says, "stick your finger up my arse while you bone the crap out of me, I like it and I want to be bad. I hate my stupid dad and if you can make me be a real whore it will annoy him even more. Can I suck your **** as soon as you pull it out of my ****hole please" doesn't she? Well they say a picture paints a thousand words...
scott_saints Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 I swear Lily Allen has had the most "Would you" threads. But yeah, I would.
Hatch Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 She is another one of those, 'what the **** do you do and why are you always in the paper' people
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 9 October, 2008 Author Posted 9 October, 2008 She is another one of those, 'what the **** do you do and why are you always in the paper' people She is a recording artist. She sings. HTH
Hatch Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 She is a recording artist. She sings. HTH :smt102 I couldn't name one of her songs if I sat here for a million years
JohnnyFartPants Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 :smt102 I couldn't name one of her songs if I sat here for a million years Smile.
Hatch Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 Smile. Tried that, doesn't help. Still can't think of one.
JohnnyFartPants Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 Tried that, doesn't help. Still can't think of one. ****.
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 9 October, 2008 Author Posted 9 October, 2008 ****. Dont think she released a song called that! 'The littlest Things' 'Alfie'
Scudamore Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 I like LDN...in fact i like quite a lot of her stuff musically...
aids victim Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 I would smash Lilly Allen, she has the Coleen Rooney effect on me. Average bird, but something about her that makes me want to ravage her hard. That said, I would do most semi fit famous women, just for the exposure.
JohnnyFartPants Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 Dont think she released a song called that! 'The littlest Things' 'Alfie' All I know is that she has a twinkle in her eye, as if she is saying, "hate f*ck me you bastards, I want strangers jism right up my anus that then drips out during the day to remind me of the dirty slag I am. Please tell my dad if you see him."
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 9 October, 2008 Author Posted 9 October, 2008 All I know is that she has a twinkle in her eye, as if she is saying, "hate f*ck me you bastards, I want strangers jism right up my anus that then drips out during the day to remind me of the dirty slag I am. Please tell my dad if you see him." Have you ever thought about a career in romantic novel writing?
JohnnyFartPants Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 Have you ever thought about a career in romantic novel writing? On many occasions. My work entitled "Desires Within" is something that will truly melt your heart and make your bell end seep pre cum like a bastard.
The King Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 Yes, I would ruin her. I remember watching the Lily Allen show and she had that fit rapper girl from Misteeq on as a guest, they were talking about sex and I remember her saying that she likes it when a bloke grabs her around the neck and strangles her whilst smashing one in her. I have never been able to look at her in the same way since that...dirty *****!!
saint_stevo Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 she has nice bewbs. small yes, but pert and nice nips, all about the nips, no1 like teh puffies
Julian H. Cope Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 Yes.After I finish she would look like a plasterers radio.I would then send her dad the video.
JohnnyFartPants Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 Yes.After I finish she would look like a plasterers radio.I would then send her dad the video. You have heard the rumours then?
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 9 October, 2008 Author Posted 9 October, 2008 You have heard the rumours then? Rumours?
Julian H. Cope Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 You have heard the rumours then? I make them happen.
Hatch Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 Yes.After I finish she would look like a plasterers radio.I would then send her dad the video. LOL. love it. That is now part of my vocabulary.
JohnnyFartPants Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 LOL. love it. That is now part of my vocabulary. If you like that then you will love this. He uses the very same phrase in his book which I later borrowed and posted on here. I only read the book as it was written by a mates brother. I can guarantee you will laugh a lot. http://www.twbooks.co.uk/reviews/cadavis/cadfleshtrpbk05.html
Julian H. Cope Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 LOL. love it. That is now part of my vocabulary. TBF I stole it from Roger Mellies Magna Farta.
SNSUN Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 I saw her on the Tube once and she's tiny. If she kept her freaking mouth shut, I'd be all for it.
Arizona Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 Nope. Chavy munter. Has the same facial expression of Jade Goody. Like she's constantly thinking about how she's important, intelligent and sexy when she just isn't.
dubai_phil Posted 9 October, 2008 Posted 9 October, 2008 Did it wasn't even in the top 50 most memorable HTH
stockportsaint Posted 23 February, 2009 Posted 23 February, 2009 plenty of shots of her looking quite "innocent" here: have to say her latest song has me hooked at the mo' - great tune and v. sharp lyrics - taking the **** out of "celeb culture": Is it just me, or does the song remind anyone else of The Lightning Seeds?
saint_stevo Posted 23 February, 2009 Posted 23 February, 2009 she is even hotter now. looked amazing on the sunday night project. Defoo would
saint_stevo Posted 23 February, 2009 Posted 23 February, 2009 NB- do not google image 'Lily Allen naked' with safe search off you have been warned
Thedelldays Posted 23 February, 2009 Posted 23 February, 2009 NB- do not google image 'Lily Allen naked' with safe search off you have been warned what is her brother doing..?
hamster Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 I am far too old to be 'googling' images of girls younger than my own children comfortably, and to answer the original question it has to be an emphatic No for the same reasons. I do however like her music, the stuff that I hear on the wireless anyway. And this cannot be said of many of this generations pop artists. I am not saying that they are less deserving of fame than my idols like Glenn Tillbrook, Debbie Harry and all, it is just that my brain can't fit any more in. So well done to anyone who (like Lily) manages to stir the old juices. That is all I have to say on the matter.
Dog Posted 24 February, 2009 Posted 24 February, 2009 I would like to inhale her tights.... And then leave, she is rotten.
Iowsaintsfan Posted 25 February, 2009 Posted 25 February, 2009 Thats really hard to do, shes standing on tip toes on 1 foot and the other foot just off the ground, and bending rightover, thats almost impossible to do with out wobbling!
JohnnyFartPants Posted 25 February, 2009 Posted 25 February, 2009 I have changed my opinion on her recently. I used to think she was a cheap dirty slut but now I reserve judgement on her. I do still think, however, that she spends most of her solo time taking snap shots of her wide open wet gash on her mobile phone then sends them to people, probably including her dad.
saint_stevo Posted 25 February, 2009 Posted 25 February, 2009 did any1 see her on sunday night project? looked damn good. she could have my length
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