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i just bought mrs h great gift through groupon.

 

today's deal is a session of gara fuffa (sp) pedicure, it's where you pop your feet in a tank of fish and they nibble all the dry skin off, there's a place in woolston that does it. down from £20 to £9.50.

 

take my word for it, it's the next big thing in pampering:

http://www.groupon.co.uk/deals/southampton

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They had those in at West Orchards shopping centre in Coventry last weekend. It really looked rediculous and the idea made Mrs Colinjb feel rather ill.

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They had those in at West Orchards shopping centre in Coventry last weekend. It really looked rediculous and the idea made Mrs Colinjb feel rather ill.

 

Tell her she can stay on the aquarium packet stuff if she cant stomach it.

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They had those in at West Orchards shopping centre in Coventry last weekend. It really looked rediculous and the idea made Mrs Colinjb feel rather ill.

 

Ridiculous FFS.

 

Don't start another "loose when you mean lose"

 

"Haitch' when you mean "aitch"

 

Etc etc type rewriting of English spelling.

 

Wonker.

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Ridiculous FFS.

 

Don't start another "loose when you mean lose"

 

"Haitch' when you mean "aitch"

 

Etc etc type rewriting of English spelling.

 

Wonker.

 

Cut it out jackarse. ;)

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A real lady wouldn't have hard cheesy skin feet. Can you stick your penis in the fish tank Hampster ?

 

without wishing to sound crude, i have mrs hamster to do that household chore thank you very much. i bet the fish method would be an inetresting experience though.

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Nope sorry - don't know what you mean

 

your brother is performing at my works do next week, that is if you are who ink you are? hexagon centre, will you be coming,? it would be nice to meet you, i think i may still owe you a tenner.

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Been out today and bought my missus a Hetty vacum cleaner.

 

I can't wait to see her face light up when she peels off the warpping paper.

 

:o

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Been out today and bought my missus a Hetty vacum cleaner.

 

I can't wait to see her face light up when she peels off the warpping paper.

 

:o

 

Why is her face covered in wrapping paper?

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warpping paper.

 

:o

 

Warping paper? Is this like a Tardis effect material on a carboard roll? Wrap up your gifts in this and they will shrink into a handy portable size. Patent that baby and you can make millions!

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This Christmas, I bought her something I wanted. In fact everything I bought her this Christmas can, and will, be used by me. THAT'S how to shop for a loved one at Christmas time.

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your brother is performing at my works do next week, that is if you are who ink you are? hexagon centre, will you be coming,? it would be nice to meet you, i think i may still owe you a tenner.

 

It is my brother that is playing your work's do next week. I won't be there, I'm afraid. Can you just post me the tenner?

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Had this in Thailand recently (the fishtank thing, not the clap)! It is a really weird sensation and takes a while to get used to.

 

Are you losing weight?

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