thesaint sfc Posted 13 December, 2010 Share Posted 13 December, 2010 I'm one of them people who seems to pick up loads of static. Everything I touch gives me an electric shock. Today in particular. Does anyone else have this, or any other special powers? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 13 December, 2010 Share Posted 13 December, 2010 Stop wearing your nylon shellsuits. hth Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jez Posted 13 December, 2010 Share Posted 13 December, 2010 I always walk into cobwebs, even when people in front of me just walked the exact same route. I think its because I'm bald with a shaved head and I notice it more than others, but then its usually in my face, or across my eyes. And I'm not that tall either! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dimond Geezer Posted 13 December, 2010 Share Posted 13 December, 2010 I used to work with a bloke who attracted a lot of static. The ba***** would take his shoes off, pick up the metal tea tray, build up a charge, then creep up on me & touch my earlobe with the tray. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jones91 Posted 14 December, 2010 Share Posted 14 December, 2010 I have the answer to preventing a shock when getting out of a car... You must touch the roof or metal part of the door frame when you put your foot on the ground. Then you may shut the door without getting a shock. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted 14 December, 2010 Share Posted 14 December, 2010 Get a decent pair of shoes/boots and not some crappy Littlewoods plastic souled ones, all static comes from cheap shoes or nylon undercrackers. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 14 December, 2010 Share Posted 14 December, 2010 I'm always the one that gets cum in his hair and swingers parties. I can be on the other side of the room and a hot jet will arc over everybody else and hit me in the right on the back of my mullet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Liquidshokk Posted 14 December, 2010 Share Posted 14 December, 2010 I'm always the one that gets cum in his hair and swingers parties. I can be on the other side of the room and a hot jet will arc over everybody else and hit me in the right on the back of my mullet. Lol. Missed you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MINIBARCELONASAINT Posted 15 December, 2010 Share Posted 15 December, 2010 I'm always the one that gets cum in his hair and swingers parties. I can be on the other side of the room and a hot jet will arc over everybody else and hit me in the right on the back of my mullet. You are bald. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 15 December, 2010 Share Posted 15 December, 2010 I am now. Had to shave it off to save money on shampoo. And I didn't like the dirtier members of the parties licking my mullet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Golden Balls Posted 15 December, 2010 Share Posted 15 December, 2010 Don't drag your feet so much when walking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 15 December, 2010 Share Posted 15 December, 2010 Don't drag your feet so much when walking I'll take this advice on board at the next swingers party. Does it really work? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 15 December, 2010 Share Posted 15 December, 2010 I have the answer to preventing a shock when getting out of a car... You must touch the roof or metal part of the door frame when you put your foot on the ground. Then you may shut the door without getting a shock. apart from the obvious smarting when said door crushes hand. Think I'll give that one a miss cheers Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 15 December, 2010 Share Posted 15 December, 2010 Tesco wooden floor in their clothing department always blows me backwards!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SO16_Saint Posted 15 December, 2010 Share Posted 15 December, 2010 Tesco wooden floor in their clothing department always blows me backwards!! Sounds interesting. Never been blown backwards before, never met the right girl I guess Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 16 December, 2010 Share Posted 16 December, 2010 Never had wood Bridgey? btw, you can't get static from wood. FACT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr Who? Posted 16 December, 2010 Share Posted 16 December, 2010 Never had wood Bridgey? btw, you can't get static from wood. FACT I think it may have something to do with all the clothes all round in small spaces rather than the wooden floor.... good point! :S Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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