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I'm one of them people who seems to pick up loads of static. Everything I touch gives me an electric shock. Today in particular. Does anyone else have this, or any other special powers?

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I always walk into cobwebs, even when people in front of me just walked the exact same route. I think its because I'm bald with a shaved head and I notice it more than others, but then its usually in my face, or across my eyes. And I'm not that tall either!

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I used to work with a bloke who attracted a lot of static. The ba***** would take his shoes off, pick up the metal tea tray, build up a charge, then creep up on me & touch my earlobe with the tray.

:hunt:

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I have the answer to preventing a shock when getting out of a car...

 

You must touch the roof or metal part of the door frame when you put your foot on the ground. Then you may shut the door without getting a shock.

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Get a decent pair of shoes/boots and not some crappy Littlewoods plastic souled ones, all static comes from cheap shoes or nylon undercrackers.

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I'm always the one that gets cum in his hair and swingers parties. I can be on the other side of the room and a hot jet will arc over everybody else and hit me in the right on the back of my mullet.

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I'm always the one that gets cum in his hair and swingers parties. I can be on the other side of the room and a hot jet will arc over everybody else and hit me in the right on the back of my mullet.

 

Lol. Missed you.

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I have the answer to preventing a shock when getting out of a car...

 

You must touch the roof or metal part of the door frame when you put your foot on the ground. Then you may shut the door without getting a shock.

 

apart from the obvious smarting when said door crushes hand. Think I'll give that one a miss cheers

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Tesco wooden floor in their clothing department always blows me backwards!!

 

Sounds interesting. Never been blown backwards before, never met the right girl I guess

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Never had wood Bridgey?

 

btw, you can't get static from wood. FACT

 

I think it may have something to do with all the clothes all round in small spaces rather than the wooden floor.... good point! :S

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