thesaint sfc Posted 8 December, 2010 Posted 8 December, 2010 Just been asked this on facebook. Desperately need to come up with a hilarious answer that they'll no doubt take seriously. A famous milkman from France? Can someone come up with something better! Quick! Deppo where are you?
thesaint sfc Posted 8 December, 2010 Author Posted 8 December, 2010 You're all useless. I went with 'He invented Salad Cream and was just about to invent mayonnaise when someone shot him.' So far I think she's believing me.
Seaford Saint Posted 8 December, 2010 Posted 8 December, 2010 You are all tosspots......... You youngsters dont have an equivalent figure, you don't have any music of substance. Glad I lived when I did......most of my nephews think me and my brothers are great as we saw Hendrix, Led Zep The Who (I could go on naming Groups) live.....you tosspots have the X Factor. Ha ha ha. Let's diss John Lennon oooh aren't I a clever one
Thorpe-le-Saint Posted 8 December, 2010 Posted 8 December, 2010 Twentytwentvision said: You are all tosspots......... You youngsters dont have an equivalent figure, you don't have any music of substance. Glad I lived when I did......most of my nephews think me and my brothers are great as we saw Hendrix, Led Zep The Who (I could go on naming Groups) live.....you tosspots have the X Factor. Ha ha ha. Let's diss John Lennon oooh aren't I a clever one Did you even read the OP?
keithd Posted 8 December, 2010 Posted 8 December, 2010 Twentytwentvision said: You are all tosspots......... You youngsters dont have an equivalent figure, you don't have any music of substance. Glad I lived when I did......most of my nephews think me and my brothers are great as we saw Hendrix, Led Zep The Who (I could go on naming Groups) live.....you tosspots have the X Factor. Ha ha ha. Let's diss John Lennon oooh aren't I a clever one are you a vampire?
Lighthouse Posted 8 December, 2010 Posted 8 December, 2010 (edited) Twentytwentvision said: You are all tosspots......... You youngsters dont have an equivalent figure, you don't have any music of substance. Glad I lived when I did......most of my nephews think me and my brothers are great as we saw Hendrix, Led Zep The Who (I could go on naming Groups) live.....you tosspots have the X Factor. Ha ha ha. Let's diss John Lennon oooh aren't I a clever one They were alright, but Steps and S Club 7 were way better live. P.S. TSSFC, you should have told her he used to be the lead singer for wings and married Heather Mills. Edited 8 December, 2010 by Lighthouse
SuperMikey Posted 8 December, 2010 Posted 8 December, 2010 He invented KY Jelly and was married to Harry Enfield for a bit.
thesaint sfc Posted 8 December, 2010 Author Posted 8 December, 2010 lol, she replied 'oh I thought he got punched to death by a fan' Ah man I really do need to change my life around.
thesaint sfc Posted 8 December, 2010 Author Posted 8 December, 2010 Twentytwentvision said: You are all tosspots......... You youngsters dont have an equivalent figure, you don't have any music of substance. Glad I lived when I did......most of my nephews think me and my brothers are great as we saw Hendrix, Led Zep The Who (I could go on naming Groups) live.....you tosspots have the X Factor. Ha ha ha. Let's diss John Lennon oooh aren't I a clever one You seem to be dazed and confused.
Seaford Saint Posted 8 December, 2010 Posted 8 December, 2010 thesaint sfc said: You seem to be dazed and confused. Its only harmless banter....today is expenses day I had to take it one one some one I normally have a whole lot of love, there was a communication breakdown but its time to rock and roll.
Seaford Saint Posted 8 December, 2010 Posted 8 December, 2010 keithd said: are you a vampire? Am I a vampire? God you are so funny, I am creased up. Guess its time for your paper round
keithd Posted 8 December, 2010 Posted 8 December, 2010 Twentytwentvision said: Am I a vampire? God you are so funny, I am creased up. Guess its time for your paper round thanks for taking the time to reply tho! means a lot to me
thesaint sfc Posted 8 December, 2010 Author Posted 8 December, 2010 Twentytwentvision said: Its only harmless banter....today is expenses day I had to take it one one some one I normally have a whole lot of love, there was a communication breakdown but its time to rock and roll. Man, since I've been loving you....
SuperMikey Posted 8 December, 2010 Posted 8 December, 2010 keithd said: thanks for taking the time to reply tho! means a lot to me Keith, why weren't you in school today? You missed double english and Mr Roberts was fuming!!!!!!!!!!!11111111111
Deppo Posted 8 December, 2010 Posted 8 December, 2010 thesaint sfc said: Just been asked this on facebook. Desperately need to come up with a hilarious answer that they'll no doubt take seriously. A famous milkman from France? Can someone come up with something better! Quick! Deppo where are you? I can't come up with anything better than that! That is hilarious! LOL!
Deppo Posted 8 December, 2010 Posted 8 December, 2010 thesaint sfc said: You're all useless. I went with 'He invented Salad Cream and was just about to invent mayonnaise when someone shot him.' So far I think she's believing me. LOL! I didn't think the first one could be beaten, but that is just brilliant! ROFL! LOL!
Smirking_Saint Posted 8 December, 2010 Posted 8 December, 2010 Why didn't you just tell her he was a bit of a c*nt ??
Hatch Posted 8 December, 2010 Posted 8 December, 2010 Smirking_Saint said: Why didn't you just tell her he was a bit of a c*nt ?? Not just that, he doesn't even have his own persona, just copies everything that Liam Gallagher does.
Smirking_Saint Posted 8 December, 2010 Posted 8 December, 2010 Hatch said: Not just that, he doesn't even have his own persona, just copies everything that Liam Gallagher does. This is true Oasis copying bar stewards
jawillwill Posted 8 December, 2010 Posted 8 December, 2010 Just looked it up, he's one of the Beatles by the looks of it.
hamster Posted 8 December, 2010 Posted 8 December, 2010 jawillwill said: Just looked it up, he's one of the Beatles by the looks of it. He WAS The Beatles. Love the softer side of their repertoire but he gave them the 'bite' that really sent them into the music stratosphere.
jawillwill Posted 8 December, 2010 Posted 8 December, 2010 hamster said: He WAS The Beatles. Love the softer side of their repertoire but he gave them the 'bite' that really sent them into the music stratosphere. How come he never got a contract with Thomas the Tank Engine then, eh?
thesaint sfc Posted 9 December, 2010 Author Posted 9 December, 2010 Deppo said: LOL! I didn't think the first one could be beaten, but that is just brilliant! ROFL! LOL! Making you laugh completes me.
Hatch Posted 9 December, 2010 Posted 9 December, 2010 jawillwill said: How come he never got a contract with Thomas the Tank Engine then, eh? I bet he wishes he did now, would have been leaving a peaceful life in Port Talbot instead of arsing around in NY with some bad mutha ****as
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