Viking Warrior Posted 7 December, 2010 Share Posted 7 December, 2010 I have heard dsome ridiculous claims but this is unbelievable from Sky news General Abdel-Fadeel Shosha, the governor of South Sinai says he cannot rule out Mossad was behind a series of shark attack on tourists in Sharm el Sheikh, one of them fatal. Israeli intelligence agents may have caused the Jaws like terror in Sharm in order to wreck the Egyptian tourist industry he says. Whether this was an Israeli agent in a shark costume, a specially indoctrinated Zionist shark, or a remote controlled cybershark, the general does not elaborate, but he says the theory needs investigating. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_bert Posted 7 December, 2010 Share Posted 7 December, 2010 Jews - Jaws?!?!?! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
buctootim Posted 7 December, 2010 Share Posted 7 December, 2010 One of the women who died was german, born in the Nazi era. The plot thickens.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ken Tone Posted 7 December, 2010 Share Posted 7 December, 2010 One of the women who died was german, born in the Nazi era. The plot thickens.... And 3 of those injured earlier were Russians. Clearly the Israelis have been training these sharks very carefully ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lighthouse Posted 7 December, 2010 Share Posted 7 December, 2010 It couldn't have been an Israeli shark. Old German women aren't kosher. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dune Posted 7 December, 2010 Share Posted 7 December, 2010 That's one less sunbed they can reserve. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dubai_phil Posted 7 December, 2010 Share Posted 7 December, 2010 Think I may have posted once or twice a line in a Chris Ryan Book about the rules of Engagement in Iraq... "Never Trust an Arab" Tourism Minister - Yes the water is safe, go for swim now. Ho hum. But clearly, Mossad captured an Oceanic White-Tip, scrambed it's brain with electrodes, and then told the Aussie Ship Captains to dump the dead animals over the side... Well, historically I CAN confirm that at Eid each year this region devours a zillion fresh Sheep in their ritual slaughters. The Sheep are transported in conditions that make a Baby Seal Clubber seem like a tree hugger and they chuck the dead ones overboard to reduce the stink. That attracts the sharks. It happened down here and although we avoided any attacks the local waters got a bit feisty for a while. Mossad only did it as a test for the CIA's specially trained Goldfish that are going to swim up the vents of Iran's nuclear reacweaponsfactorytor water cooling systems and blow it up. Cunning fiends these Mossad boys. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Faz Posted 7 December, 2010 Share Posted 7 December, 2010 I have heard dsome ridiculous claims but this is unbelievable from Sky news General Abdel-Fadeel Shosha, the governor of South Sinai says he cannot rule out Mossad was behind a series of shark attack on tourists in Sharm el Sheikh, one of them fatal. Israeli intelligence agents may have caused the Jaws like terror in Sharm in order to wreck the Egyptian tourist industry he says. Whether this was an Israeli agent in a shark costume, a specially indoctrinated Zionist shark, or a remote controlled cybershark, the general does not elaborate, but he says the theory needs investigating. TBF, he is right. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hatch Posted 7 December, 2010 Share Posted 7 December, 2010 I work with Mossad agents. But I can't tell you that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CB Saint Posted 9 December, 2010 Share Posted 9 December, 2010 I was swimming off that same jetty two months ago, gulp. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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