Medical Advice

[Hatch]

Where better to ask than here!

 

Symptoms : Pain in the head, just behind right ear, area of about 2 inch radius.

Been there for two days now. Generally a nagging pain but sometimes quite sharp.

 

Question: Am I dying or is it just because I am so bloody cold?

 

[Baj]

Tooth Ache

[dronskisaint]

Where better to ask than here!

 

Symptoms : Pain in the head, just behind right ear, area of about 2 inch radius.

Been there for two days now. Generally a nagging pain but sometimes quite sharp.

 

Question: Am I dying or is it just because I am so bloody cold?

 

 

 

Married?

[Special K]

Do you have a fragment of knife in your testicles?

[CB Saint]

Sounds like the early symtoms of weedkiller poisoning. Have you upset the missus recently?

[swannymere]

Is an ear infection too obvious? Have you inserted any objects into your jap-eye recently?

[Jones91]

Headache

[dune]

I used to give a bloke a lift to work, he was fine one day and a week later died of a brain tumor.

[Dimond Geezer]

I used to give a bloke a lift to work, he was fine one day and a week later died of a brain tumor.

 

There's a lot of it going round. A good friend of mine put up with a headache for a few days, eventually going to his GP. Doc called an ambulance for him because he thought he had a brain tumour. He died 8 days later, having never regained conciousness, at the ripe old age of 32.

[Hatch]

I used to give a bloke a lift to work, he was fine one day and a week later died of a brain tumor.

 

Thats what my money is on.

 

Might as well get William Hill to pay for the funeral.

[Thedelldays]

canestan is your friend

[scott_saints]

Aids

[Smirking_Saint]

Genital herpes

[Simples]

Trousers too small?

 

Cure; diet.

 

HTH

[hamster]

sounds like tension headache to me. seriously, have you got something 'going on' that you are subliminally avoiding dealing with?

 

Oops, just realised this is in the Muppet Shop.

[Draino76]

Why use radius? You could have used diameter.

 

By the way this sounds like AIDs.

[Wade Garrett]

It doesn't sound good Hatch. Prepare yourself for life without your penis, as it is about to drop off.

 

Classic symptoms. Happened to my dad a year before I was born.

[SNSUN]

I think it's called "Daughters wanting money" syndrome. I'm lucky enough not to suffer from this, but my Dad used to get them all the time when my sister lived at home.

 

Incidentally, I had a flashing light in my eye the other day, the worst thing you can do when something is wrong with you is look on NHS Direct, even the non-hypochondriacs will worry. It said I could have eye cancer or diabetes, so I was cacking myself, but in the end it turned out it was the warning sign of a migraine. Mightily relieved I must say.