Becoming a Bedroom General

[dune]

What does it take to earn the stripes?

[saint_stevo]

A penis.

 

You FAIL.

[Deppo]

The ability to quote endless diatribe about how the country should be run without leaving your computer to actually do anything about it. Throw in a few links to Daily Express/Daily Mail articles, some videos of UKIP/EDL and some outdated quotes from political leaders from a time gone by and you're there.

[skintsaint]

the back of my hand

[Thedelldays]

have a real girl friend

[saint_stevo]

treat em like sh*t and refuse to sh*g em for a while, giving no real reason why.

[Thedelldays]

break her down emotionally...make her depend on you to the point that if you ever leave her, her life is as good as over..

make her reliant on you financially..hell, even get to the point where she will forgive you for ploughing through another bird.

 

then, and only then will you be a bedroom general

[saint_stevo]

and finish in her eye.

[Viking Warrior]

Surely you would take total control of the situation

the cordan off the whole area

and move in when it is safe to do so. Simple

 

Post activity ensure there is no fall out from your actions and leadership

 

Wikkileaks might be interested

[Thedelldays]

just remember one rule...

 

when the red flag is flying....use the aft' gangway

[hamster]

subscribe to this:

 

http://hamsterbedroomcam.co.uk

[SuperMikey]

Have the username 'Turkish'.

[benjii]

Licktener.