If you could change one thing about your appearance.....

[saint_stevo]

Other than have a bigger willeh before someone says it.......

 

 

I would have my nose straightened, broke it a while back and just got some passport photos done and it is wonky as fook!

 

 

If you still say bigger willeh there will be deaths

[scott_saints]

I'd like to have a smaller willeh.

[OLYMPIC]

A bit more hair would do me.

[bridge too far]

I wouldn't want a willeh at all :shock:

 

There's nothing I'd change -I'm as near as damn it perfect

Edited 8 October, 2008 by bridge too far

[Colinjb]

I'ld lose the spare tyre.

[Junction 9]

Shoelaces, the current ones are garish.

[Barfy]

I'd probably lose my beard.

[SNSUN]

So many things! My ears have always stuck out, my nose has always been to big, I could have the belly reduced, the moobs removed, the chin fat sucked out...

 

Think I'd go with teh moobs. They're fun to play with for a while but it gets old real fast.

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

I'd lose about 3 stone and have a toned body I think.

 

If I could have another one (if I sucked the body changing genie off for example) it would be to have thicker hair. My hair isnt really thin, but a little bit thicker would be good.

[Saint Keith]

lose the gut definitly.

 

 

or learn to spell

[Ponty]

Nope, pretty well happy with it all. If pushed I'd say I'd have one or two scars wiped away.

[Arizona]

Bigger tits.

[Kadeem Hardison]

I'd have four teeth removed.

[jawillwill]

I want an eye patch or a wooden leg. Failing either of those I'd have a second chin.

[SNSUN]

I'd have four teeth removed.

 

Call someone a C*n*, and your wish may be granted.:smt076

[hamster]

I would have my nose straightened, broke it a while back and just got some passport photos done and it is wonky as fook!

 

I fear that it would not take long before it became broked again, sorry!

 

There is probably a very good reason why it was broked in the first place. I susupect that that you deserved it too, just didn't learn your lesson!

 

I'd like to have a smaller willeh.

Bend over, your wish is granted.

 

I wouldn't want a willeh at all

If you change your mind PM me

 

I'd lose about 3 stone.

Chop off your heed.

 

Bigger tits.

You will not find bigger tits anywhere on the ineterweb than here

 

I'd have four teeth removed.

This can be arranged (for a small fee)

Edited 8 October, 2008 by hamster

[Wiltshire Saint]

I want an eye patch or a wooden leg. Failing either of those I'd have a second chin.

 

Ponty already has the second chin and he seems happy enough.

 

I would like to have grey skin and tusks.

[Kadeem Hardison]

I'd wear a different t-shirt to the one I'm wearing.

[Ponty]

Ponty already has the second chin and he seems happy enough

 

I'm guessing it must be yours.

[saint_stevo]

I fear that it would not take long before it became broked again, sorry!

 

There is probably a very good reason why it was broked in the first place. I susupect that that you deserved it too, just didn't learn your lesson!

 

Yes i had a fight in Pikon.

 

He started it by headbutting me for apparently barging into him, breaking my nose. I attacked the c*nt with an ashtray. Was teh messy.

Edited 8 October, 2008 by saint_stevo

[saint boggy]

now = teeth whitened/veneered...

 

2 years time = boob job (not to enhance, just to lift)

 

5 years = facelift (gravity is seriously starting to affect my body!!!!).......if i move to the moon, would i look younger and more 'pert' do ya think????:confused:

[saint_stevo]

Rule 1 on teh boggy saggy bewbs

[St Landrew]

Sadly, I like my head hair back. I shave my head as if it doesn't matter, but I do miss the great hair I used to have. I'm a stone overweight too, but I can always lose that, and as a matter of fact, I am, being a bit under that stone too much, at present. I'll never get the fantastic barnet back that I used to have.

[Dicko]

Teeth whitened

[Penfold]

I would be a little bit shorter

[Dicko]

I would be a little bit shorter

 

Even people who went on the Jersey eye didn't have views to match yours

[Rory]

A few scars cleared and my nose straightened (have broken it too).

[bridge too far]

now = teeth whitened/veneered...

 

2 years time = boob job (not to enhance, just to lift)

 

5 years = facelift (gravity is seriously starting to affect my body!!!!).......if i move to the moon, would i look younger and more 'pert' do ya think????:confused:

 

I've often thought about doing a headstand for a long period of time in the hope that gravity will take effect, StB.

 

But it's difficult to use my laptop like that

[Scudamore]

I like me just the way I am...

[INFLUENCED.COM]

Would like to be slightly taller but even if I had millions, unless due to trauma or excessive defect, would not mess about, If Micky Rourke don't put you off messing around with your face I don't know what would

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

 

If these aren't reason enough to leave yourself alone....

[bridge too far]

 

I can't believe someone would PAY to look like that LOL.

 

In fact I can't believe anyone would pay anything to change their appearance unless they'd had an awful accident or disease.

 

We should all be satisfied with who we are / what we are - not what we look like FFS.

 

Mind you, it's easy for me to say that

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

This is her (Jocelyn Wildenstein) over the years

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

If these aren't reason enough to leave yourself alone....

 

I have to stop w*nking or ill look like that??? :confused:

[bridge too far]

I have to stop w*nking or ill look like that??? :confused:

 

You won't be able to see as you will have gone blind.

 

HTH

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

You won't be able to see as you will have gone blind.

 

HTH

 

Well in the 2008 picture she doesnt look as if she has 20/20!

[Guest Dark Sotonic Mills]

I have to stop w*nking or ill look like that??? :confused:

 

Or look like this...

 

[Deppo]

I'd like a finger where my bellybutton is.

[Master Bates]

My ears, i'd like my ears put back.

[Deppo]

Who took them?

[Crouchie's Lawyer]

Or look like this...

 

 

A white box with a red cross in it?!

 

I loaded the picture up and saw its a hand...

 

Edit: Its not a white box anymore...