saint_stevo Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 Other than have a bigger willeh before someone says it....... I would have my nose straightened, broke it a while back and just got some passport photos done and it is wonky as fook! If you still say bigger willeh there will be deaths Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scott_saints Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 I'd like to have a smaller willeh. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OLYMPIC Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 A bit more hair would do me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 (edited) I wouldn't want a willeh at all :shock: There's nothing I'd change -I'm as near as damn it perfect Edited 8 October, 2008 by bridge too far Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Colinjb Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 I'ld lose the spare tyre. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junction 9 Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 Shoelaces, the current ones are garish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Barfy Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 I'd probably lose my beard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 So many things! My ears have always stuck out, my nose has always been to big, I could have the belly reduced, the moobs removed, the chin fat sucked out... Think I'd go with teh moobs. They're fun to play with for a while but it gets old real fast. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 I'd lose about 3 stone and have a toned body I think. If I could have another one (if I sucked the body changing genie off for example) it would be to have thicker hair. My hair isnt really thin, but a little bit thicker would be good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Saint Keith Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 lose the gut definitly. or learn to spell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 Nope, pretty well happy with it all. If pushed I'd say I'd have one or two scars wiped away. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Arizona Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 Bigger tits. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 I'd have four teeth removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jawillwill Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 I want an eye patch or a wooden leg. Failing either of those I'd have a second chin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SNSUN Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 I'd have four teeth removed. Call someone a C*n*, and your wish may be granted.:smt076 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hamster Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 (edited) I would have my nose straightened, broke it a while back and just got some passport photos done and it is wonky as fook! I fear that it would not take long before it became broked again, sorry! There is probably a very good reason why it was broked in the first place. I susupect that that you deserved it too, just didn't learn your lesson! I'd like to have a smaller willeh. Bend over, your wish is granted. I wouldn't want a willeh at all If you change your mind PM me I'd lose about 3 stone. Chop off your heed. Bigger tits. You will not find bigger tits anywhere on the ineterweb than here I'd have four teeth removed. This can be arranged (for a small fee) Edited 8 October, 2008 by hamster Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wiltshire Saint Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 I want an eye patch or a wooden leg. Failing either of those I'd have a second chin. Ponty already has the second chin and he seems happy enough. I would like to have grey skin and tusks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kadeem Hardison Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 I'd wear a different t-shirt to the one I'm wearing. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponty Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 Ponty already has the second chin and he seems happy enough I'm guessing it must be yours. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 8 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 8 October, 2008 (edited) I fear that it would not take long before it became broked again, sorry! There is probably a very good reason why it was broked in the first place. I susupect that that you deserved it too, just didn't learn your lesson! Yes i had a fight in Pikon. He started it by headbutting me for apparently barging into him, breaking my nose. I attacked the c*nt with an ashtray. Was teh messy. Edited 8 October, 2008 by saint_stevo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint boggy Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 now = teeth whitened/veneered... 2 years time = boob job (not to enhance, just to lift) 5 years = facelift (gravity is seriously starting to affect my body!!!!).......if i move to the moon, would i look younger and more 'pert' do ya think????:confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
saint_stevo Posted 8 October, 2008 Author Share Posted 8 October, 2008 Rule 1 on teh boggy saggy bewbs Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
St Landrew Posted 8 October, 2008 Share Posted 8 October, 2008 Sadly, I like my head hair back. I shave my head as if it doesn't matter, but I do miss the great hair I used to have. I'm a stone overweight too, but I can always lose that, and as a matter of fact, I am, being a bit under that stone too much, at present. I'll never get the fantastic barnet back that I used to have. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Teeth whitened Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Penfold Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 I would be a little bit shorter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dicko Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 I would be a little bit shorter Even people who went on the Jersey eye didn't have views to match yours Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rory Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 A few scars cleared and my nose straightened (have broken it too). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 now = teeth whitened/veneered... 2 years time = boob job (not to enhance, just to lift) 5 years = facelift (gravity is seriously starting to affect my body!!!!).......if i move to the moon, would i look younger and more 'pert' do ya think????:confused: I've often thought about doing a headstand for a long period of time in the hope that gravity will take effect, StB. But it's difficult to use my laptop like that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Scudamore Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 I like me just the way I am... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
INFLUENCED.COM Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Would like to be slightly taller but even if I had millions, unless due to trauma or excessive defect, would not mess about, If Micky Rourke don't put you off messing around with your face I don't know what would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 If these aren't reason enough to leave yourself alone.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 I can't believe someone would PAY to look like that LOL. In fact I can't believe anyone would pay anything to change their appearance unless they'd had an awful accident or disease. We should all be satisfied with who we are / what we are - not what we look like FFS. Mind you, it's easy for me to say that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 This is her (Jocelyn Wildenstein) over the years Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 If these aren't reason enough to leave yourself alone.... I have to stop w*nking or ill look like that??? :confused: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bridge too far Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 I have to stop w*nking or ill look like that??? :confused: You won't be able to see as you will have gone blind. HTH Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 You won't be able to see as you will have gone blind. HTH Well in the 2008 picture she doesnt look as if she has 20/20! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Dark Sotonic Mills Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 I have to stop w*nking or ill look like that??? :confused: Or look like this... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 I'd like a finger where my bellybutton is. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Master Bates Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 My ears, i'd like my ears put back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Deppo Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Who took them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Crouchie's Lawyer Posted 9 October, 2008 Share Posted 9 October, 2008 Or look like this... A white box with a red cross in it?! I loaded the picture up and saw its a hand... Edit: Its not a white box anymore... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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